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powerful dog came from a good home, went to the right schools, has connections but all he really wants to do is go to the park, maybe chase some ducks powerful dog wants more out if life but also feels guilty for what he has. he sees a therapist once a week, but after 6 years it's just part of his routine and they both know it
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Powerful dog, stuck in the office all day, dreams of hitting the golf course, making divots, and not filling them in. |
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Jul 31, 2015 06:55
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I love my hosed up huge dog ha ha *waits until dog leaves, checks over my shoulder, and drops my voice to a whisper* I hate that loving dog! |
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Jul 31, 2015 13:17
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world tensions have reached critical mass, and president dog must make a decision. with great trepidation, the most powerful dog in the nation opens the football. the red button sends nuclear ibms hurtling towards their enemies. the green button sends a pm to the leader of Russia, to negotiate peace talks. dogs are colorblind.
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Qwerinty posted:world tensions have reached critical mass, and president dog must make a decision. with great trepidation, the most powerful dog in the nation opens the football. the red button sends nuclear ibms hurtling towards their enemies. the green button sends a pm to the leader of Russia, to negotiate peace talks. dogs are colorblind. lol |
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Qwerinty posted:world tensions have reached critical mass, and president dog must make a decision. with great trepidation, the most powerful dog in the nation opens the football. the red button sends nuclear ibms hurtling towards their enemies. the green button sends a pm to the leader of Russia, to negotiate peace talks. dogs are colorblind. hahaha |
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Jul 31, 2015 13:56
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powerful dog remembers when he was young and spent time eating spaghetti in back alleys with bitches, long before the weight of the world was placed upon his powerful dog shoulders, powerful dog makes himself another stiff drink and lights a smoke, sauntering out into the evening air
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Qwerinty posted:world tensions have reached critical mass, and president dog must make a decision. with great trepidation, the most powerful dog in the nation opens the football. the red button sends nuclear ibms hurtling towards their enemies. the green button sends a pm to the leader of Russia, to negotiate peace talks. dogs are colorblind.
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Jul 31, 2015 15:19
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a stoic dog stands watch over the city a protector an enforcer...a good dog
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Jul 31, 2015 15:22
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superman bends down and pats super dog on the head. his tail twitches in satisfaction.
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Jul 31, 2015 15:23
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he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. a dog knight. |
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Jul 31, 2015 15:37
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powerful dog's powerful stream causes cavitation damage to fire hydrants |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:11
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the CEO of Bark Corp folds her paws in front of her face. she takes a deep breath and sighs deeply. she's avoiding looking at the paper in front of her on the desk, but her eyes dart furtively at it occasionally. another lawsuit from the United States Postal Service. Jumping up on people playfully is down 12%. crossfit is comping 30% over last quarter, but the worker's comp claims nullify any profit. the rubber toy division is doing well, but the tennis ball market is growing. morale is down, a significant rise in guilty puppy eyes. old timers can't grasp the new software. if only there was a spike in running around in a circle barking playing and in loyalty marketing campaign, the company could pull through. she reaches into her desk and pulls out her flask of chocolate milk.
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Qwerinty posted:they're not even in the same family, only the same order, since they are carnivores... No No No when you see a little bear roll over trying to play, your heart will jump and make you go "awwww" in the same way it would if a dog rolled over this is how you know they are of the same Kind, biblically speaking of coarse ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Qwerinty posted:the CEO of Bark Corp folds her paws in front of her face. she takes a deep breath and sighs deeply. she's avoiding looking at the paper in front of her on the desk, but her eyes dart furtively at it occasionally. another lawsuit from the United States Postal Service. Jumping up on people playfully is down 12%. crossfit is comping 30% over last quarter, but the worker's comp claims nullify any profit. the rubber toy division is doing well, but the tennis ball market is growing. morale is down, a significant rise in guilty puppy eyes. old timers can't grasp the new software. if only there was a spike in running around in a circle barking playing and in loyalty marketing campaign, the company could pull through. she reaches into her desk and pulls out her flask of chocolate milk. she found the doggy door in the glass ceiling, but she's smart enough to know the hinge swings both ways
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Qwerinty posted:the CEO of Bark Corp folds her paws in front of her face. she takes a deep breath and sighs deeply. she's avoiding looking at the paper in front of her on the desk, but her eyes dart furtively at it occasionally. another lawsuit from the United States Postal Service. Jumping up on people playfully is down 12%. crossfit is comping 30% over last quarter, but the worker's comp claims nullify any profit. the rubber toy division is doing well, but the tennis ball market is growing. morale is down, a significant rise in guilty puppy eyes. old timers can't grasp the new software. if only there was a spike in running around in a circle barking playing and in loyalty marketing campaign, the company could pull through. she reaches into her desk and pulls out her flask of chocolate milk.
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After defeating Cathra, Powerful Dog plunges back into the ocean to wait for the time when he is needed again to...Defend The Earth with his Atomic Breath! |
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powerful dog owes everything she has to the power of positive thinking her only enemy is the dourful dog that lives inside us all
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Powerful dog knows a neat trick: first, ask them to sit. Then ask them to shake. Now reach out for their paw to complete the trick. Tada, now all of the bones in your hand are crushed into bonemeal |
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thirteen years on the force. thirteen years of digging up bones, breaking up breeding farms, chasing getaway cars, the infamous cat syndicate. thirteen years of glory and horror. promotion to McGuff feels hollow, but hey, when a great dane throws you a bone, you bury it deep in the mud of your feelings and accept. so many collars over the years, always a different color. never solved the cold nose killings, her greatest regret. she lets the heat escape from her paw and puts on the service dog uniform. two more years.
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wise dog powerful dog ain't gonna take your poo poo dog powerful dog wise dog gonna save the planet dog
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all jokes in this thread are copyright by my friend paul
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ron color posted:all jokes in this thread are copyright by my friend paul Tell Paul good luck with my terrible dogzilla joke. |
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thanks paul |
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Rover Mutt, esq. put himself through law school. nights as a guard dog at a museum allowed him to study, evenings seeing for those who could not allowed him to memorize traffic and disability law. he's a jack russell, sleep isn't a problem. he never forgets his humble origins, and takes pro-bono cases regularly. he comforts dogs at the shelter. no-kill advocate, capital punishment will not deter violent behavior. most of these poor bitches can't help it, brains swollen too big for the skull, or taught only how to fight. he is not rich, but he is content. he throws off his suit for the day and lays on it, falling asleep on them, secure in the knowledge he's a good doggy and dreaming of the next case to chase.
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ron color posted:
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powerful dog never needs to dig for the bone they buried. each step leaves a small crater in the earth. you ever see the huge amount of craters across canada? primordial dog.
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Mapparu posted:he could snap that ladys neck at any moment :O this is true in fact most dogs could but would they? probably not dogs are just wolves that are really cool
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a dog fell into a vat of electricity at the power plant, and now crackles with the power of a million plasma globes. catch the stick? vaporize the stick. before you can play with the dog, you have to ground yourself and only use rubber toys
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a dog with mental powers makes fetch a simple game. sticks, bones, balls, they all stop in midair and then float to the dogs mouth.
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