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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
computers cant do sex or be sexy or sex anything. stop asking and talking abiout that kind of poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rai9SiBRv50

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




it's not even 9pm I haven't even gone to bed yet mate

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




went to the chemist today and got me some augmentin ta 500+125mg

feels good man





:smugmrgw:

Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

actually they can op

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

went to the chemist today and got me some augmentin ta 500+125mg

feels good man





:smugmrgw:

dude i feel bad for your guts flora

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cyberbird posted:

actually they can op

/gently caress off freak
stop projecting your sick desires onto bits of metal and plastic

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

dude i feel bad for your guts flora

what? I have a throat infection wtf have you chemists given me

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
a gut stripper

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
lmao at ppl who just hand out pills when a doctor writes a perscription being called "chemists"

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




yeah that's echis job, he's a chemist. I.e. reads a piece of paper, takes pills from the big bottle and puts it into the little bottle/box :smugmrgw:


du -hast posted:

lmao at ppl who just hand out pills when a doctor writes a perscription being called "chemists"

haha gently caress you we can call things whatever we want they aren't your words :smug:

echinopsis posted:

a gut stripper

oh noes :smith:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

echinopsis posted:

a gut stripper

my photographic life :smith:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


its 5:30 am time to porn addict

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
iam ready to masterbait

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
gently caress off echopenis I'm going back to sleep

pram
Jun 10, 2001

echinopsis posted:

computers cant do sex or be sexy or sex anything. stop asking and talking abiout that kind of poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rai9SiBRv50

lol

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I hope you don't get C. diff Moo Cow

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

yeah that's echis job, he's a chemist. I.e. reads a piece of paper, takes pills from the big bottle and puts it into the little bottle/box :smugmrgw:

there is a huge amount of trust/responsibility in this job though because you can't just have some schmoo giving the wrong pills out for the wrong reasons

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Silver Alicorn posted:

there is a huge amount of trust/responsibility in this job though because you can't just have some schmoo giving the wrong pills out for the wrong reasons

so this puts the job requirements at: literacy

pram
Jun 10, 2001
the pharmacist at walgreens also checks out all my other crap. so in addition to being a doctor, u also need to be a good cashier. a truly multifaceted career

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

pram posted:

the pharmacist at walgreens also checks out all my other crap. so in addition to being a doctor, u also need to be a good cashier. a truly multifaceted career

lol

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
jesus would not need medication

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

pram posted:

so this puts the job requirements at: literacy

no it requires someone w/ a vested interest in performing their job ethically i.e. someone who doesn't want to lose the license they spent 8 years in school for

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

yeah that's echis job, he's a chemist. I.e. reads a piece of paper, takes pills from the big bottle and puts it into the little bottle/box :smugmrgw:


that's not what a chemist does. you're thinking of pharmacist

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Silver Alicorn posted:

there is a huge amount of trust/responsibility in this job though because you can't just have some schmoo giving the wrong pills out for the wrong reasons

no you should have a computer doing it.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
also a pharmacist (chemist in commonwealth english :smugmrgw:) has to know a lot about pharmacology and drug interactions, because a patient can have multiple prescriptions from multiple doctors who aren't aware of what the others are prescribing. it's like a final check to make sure nobody screwed up

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Silver Alicorn posted:

no it requires someone w/ a vested interest in performing their job ethically i.e. someone who doesn't want to lose the license they spent 8 years in school for

having a credential makes people act ethically lol

is one of your friends a pharmacist or something. didnt mean to rustle yr jims ..

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Shaggar posted:

no you should have a computer doing it.

like I'm gonna trust some nerd cj to make sure I get my insulin and high blood pressure meds correctly

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

pram posted:

having a credential makes people act ethically lol

is one of your friends a pharmacist or something. didnt mean to rustle yr jims ..

not as such, but an untrained dispenser making $8.50/hr is more likely to try to sell "misplaced" amphetamines on the side than a professional making $40/hr

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Silver Alicorn posted:

not as such, but an untrained dispenser making $8.50/hr is more likely to try to sell "misplaced" amphetamines on the side than a professional making $40/hr

uhh u realize the pharmacy techs do the majority of the work

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
and the majority of the fuckups :smugmrgw:



things a pharmacist needs to know how to do


measure out a bit of water to make antibiotics

sometimes weigh tablets rather than count them coz gently caress counting 540 metformin

know that when a doctor writes prozac he means fluoxetine

know that when a doctor prescribes one tablet they mean one box

change the doctors instructions when they give overdoses to 5 month olds (twice this week)

count
count in fives
count in twenty fives

I mixed a cream and a ointment yesterday on a large slab of glass

chat to customers

have banter with milfy customers

remember people's names


look at people's bodies as diagnose them for free

sell people codeine


tell people their boner pill prescription repeats have expired

I think

pram
Jun 10, 2001
didnt read. but i trust u with my herpes medicine script echi

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

grab a brush and put a little makeup

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pram posted:

didnt read. but i trust u with my herpes medicine script echi

I'll even not publically shame you for having a grotty wiener

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
best scripts are azithromycn 1g stat coz that is a code for "dis boy here got the chlymydiada"

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
moo cow spend that money u been saving up for a avatar on probiotics at the end of your course instead

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
does your computer system remind you of side effects or do you have to know everything?

when i get prescription stuff the people are always very helpful but also try to upsell me on stuff

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

echinopsis posted:


change the doctors instructions when they give overdoses to 5 month olds (twice this week)


there ought to be an agency or something that you can report that poo poo to

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
also OP i cannot wake up. i'm dreaming forever. hope this helps

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pram posted:

the pharmacist at walgreens also checks out all my other crap. so in addition to being a doctor, u also need to be a good cashier. a truly multifaceted career

I got most sales, highest total value and hugest average yesterday. my facets are solidifying

suffix posted:

does your computer system remind you of side effects or do you have to know everything?

when i get prescription stuff the people are always very helpful but also try to upsell me on stuff

the systems have databases yeah so you can see the side effects of poo poo easily but tbh side effects, well, unless it's really common I usually don't mention them coz anybody can have any side effect really, people in general need to know that if they experience anything that concerns tem to call us or doctor, rather than being specific and making people worry for likely no good reason. things I did wheni was a newbie

interactions of course they're a bigger deal and yeah the computer tells us but most aren't that serious but te most common ones stand out to me anyway [the triple whammy is the best one]

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

there ought to be an agency or something that you can report that poo poo to

hmm maybe in context it's not that extreme it's just inappropriate in my opinion

zylometazoline is a decongestant that isn't approved for use in under 6 years old. the dr prescribed it for a 5 month old. is it safe? probably. will it work? almost certainly. is it necessary to take that risk for congestion? I think it's inappropriate but our pharmacy has a strange relationship with that dr [he owns the building doesn't help] so I just talk to te patients and let tem know what they're getting them selves into

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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