PYF Raccoon: it's cheap and features a raccoon.

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cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Lamech posted:

Raccoons roll around in my backyard at night

Awww, he looks so happy.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 16:26

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:04

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Anosmoman posted:

Torontonites are cold-hearted folk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zze3ynmxyYU

As a Toronto resident, I can assure you I do not approve of this new design. Mostly because a trashbin full of babies is cute.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 20:09

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

goose fleet posted:

DID YOU KNOW there is a South American species called the crab-eating raccoon

It's like Diet Raccoon

It's like a raccoon got bitten by a radioactive otter

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 21:37

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

dorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Z1n8O_AOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBXbfpP2vDM

# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 00:35

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Lonely Virgil posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GbnYWXvS1U

FIGHT FOR APPELS

# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 00:53

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

twistedmentat posted:

Cash Crab why were you in my backyard?
http://i.imgur.com/zElBA3G.jpg

I'm lonely and I want to have a picnic.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 22:06

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Bina posted:

Teddy's ready when you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so

PHHHBBBBT. That noise.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 22:15

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Bina posted:

The Peach Fuzz

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 12:12

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

I forgot!

This is Sookie. She used to live on my roof and play in the pear tree. She was unbelievably loving old and gross looking. You can see she had a big scar on her lip.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 22:08

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Sleeveless posted:

Any one of John Hodgman's 700 names for mole men also double as good Raccoon names.

goosefleet I am sad neither of us came up with Samuel Mossyface

# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 02:21

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

goose fleet posted:

does this make you feel better

# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 04:42

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

MORE PUFFS

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:33

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Bina posted:

Hush little trash bear don't let life get you down.

Live like cash crab - go eat a double down.

I would like this embroidered on a pillow for my birthday

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 04:35

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Bina posted:

OH MY GOD

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 05:08

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

kafziel posted:

Maybe they're like cats, largely just keep themselves clean? For indoor trashbears, anyway, yes anything outdoors will be gross.

When a pair of them were living under my deck I'd often see them sitting on the astroturf on the deck, combing each other's hair in the moonlight. I'd find little puffs of hair all over the next day. So, yes, I think they groom themselves/each other. :3:

They were in love.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 15:50

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Flinger posted:

Has this been posted yet? It's very topical.

HOLY gently caress

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 00:01

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Bina posted:

You need to print this out on photo paper, frame it, and caption it "Me and Dad".

Bob Ross looks like my dad, for real.

Also, I saw two really fat raccoons on my way home but they got startled when a jogger went by and yelled, "OH MY GOD" so I didn't get a picture.

e: No, you're right. I should do this. I will be at the library on Monday and I will do this.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 03:20

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Jenova posted:

This is what us geese have to put up with. Cash Crab, have a word with them, would you?

Propagation of the species. :shrug:

Sorry, dude.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 01:30

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

TheDon01 posted:

^^^ this is good

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 02:23

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

withak posted:

A friend used to have a dog that you could make pee by acting really excited and talking to him in an excited voice. Good times.

The last time I saw my dad's dog, she was so happy to see me that she pissed all over the floor and tore a muscle in her leg. A beautiful idiot, whom I miss.

Bina posted:

Cash Crab: Our Toilet Bear, and Backyard Friend.

I love garbage and friends

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 06:51

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

https://vine.co/v/ODHOWM05leJ

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 05:06

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

goose fleet posted:

help this person

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 07:16

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Sleeveless posted:

:p

Nice

MsJoelBoxer posted:

Took this picture of a wash-bear at ARTIS in 2006. I'd never seen one in a zoo before.

What perfectly fuzzy ears.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 22:17

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

hmmm

someone is on to me

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 01:43

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

twistedmentat posted:

Does your boyfriend eat from the garbage? Does he wash his food all the time? Does he always have a mask on?

Replace "mask" with "hat" and that sounds like my boyfriend.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 01:57

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Eponine posted:

In my albeit limited experience with boyfriends, they're not very good as washing.

Yes, I think I lucked out with this particular washing bear.

VVV: "I found dirty pictures on this phone. :mad:

IT MUST BE WASHED"

cash crab has a new favorite as of 02:37 on Nov 10, 2015

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 02:31

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

cuntvalet posted:

Any time I feel down, I just come to this thread. Treasure cats are best.

TREASURECAT

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 05:24

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Skeesix posted:

Cash crab, noooooooo

A few years back, during a bad heatwave, I used to stick my cats in the open freezer to cool their feet. They'd perk up and I'd put them back down on the floor and we'd have to do the same thing all over again.

Funfact:

https://vine.co/v/iBAwTAtDtQ0

I didn't shoot this, but this is in my neighborhood. Weird.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 08:07

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

ps: I googled 'raccoon hat' and i was not disappointed

cash crab has a new favorite as of 03:14 on Nov 18, 2015

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 21:24

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

IT MY BIRTHDAY

# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 18:30

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

goose fleet posted:

I typed "birthday raccoon" into Google Image Search and it gave me the following image and if it's really your birthday then happy birthday and

It is and you are the second person to ironically call me by the wrong name this year, thank you

# ¿ Nov 22, 2015 03:41

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

cash crab has a new favorite as of 05:13 on Nov 22, 2015

# ¿ Nov 22, 2015 05:11

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

goose fleet posted:

# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 19:34

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Mouse Dresser posted:

I like the random cat in the background.

AstroWhale posted:

More dog/raccoon interaction.
http://i.imgur.com/FJBPLWg.gifv

PHHHBBBTTT

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 19:48

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

hey

# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 20:29

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

fun fact: I myself have never been to Chipotle, is it any good?

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 19:58

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

twistedmentat posted:

Looks like a tattoo needle.

"Scamps is the best artist down there. Though he's limited in material. He can do a kick rear end garbage can or half rotten tomato."

We're having stupidly warm weather for the middle of December, and its causing the squirrels to get real fat, I wonder if its happening to the raccoons as well.

All the raccoons here are getting really sick and no one knows why.

In good news, the squirrels here are also getting hilariously fat.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 04:38

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

McPantserton posted:

Cheer up, guys! Here's a nice article about getting wild raccoons to take medicines to stop the spread of disease.

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2014/11/25/366333890/drugged-marshmallows-can-keep-urban-raccoons-from-spreading-disease

Phone posting, so my formatting is probably garbage. But that's how the raccoons prefer it!

AHHHHHH, MEDICINAL MARSHMALLOWS

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 05:36

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

cuntvalet posted:

I was browsing Buzzfeed today and found The Most Important Raccoons of 2015.

Checkit: http://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/rip-dead-canadian-raccoon?utm_term=.hh2P77m2O

...Not sure why the URL seems to be for the Toronto Dead Raccoon, but we'll go with it...

the drunk one is me

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 06:18

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:04

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Is it some kind of rule that every three pages or so someone has to come in and say something like, "raccoons are gross," or "why would you own one," or whatever.

Obviously don't own them as pets. They have worms and opposable thumbs. But here, we're just looking at pictures.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 04:04

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