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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


David Copperfield posted:

*installs LCARS into automatic toilet lcd panel*

*toilet will now explode when clogged and take half the house with it*

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Figaro posted:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/...~pmk3JTeWPYaYzn[/url]

Oh dear, is it that day already? Those poor poor desperate actors...and Icheb. Seriously who gives a gently caress what that little scote is up to.

Will watch until Edward Furlong turns up




I was wondering what John McCain was doing in this until somebody said Chekov

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


When Geordi got promoted they gave him O'Brien's rank pips because they couldn't be bothered to hit up the replicator.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Delsaber posted:

everything in Trek has crazy accurate targeting computers

They can't hit poo poo with photon torpedoes because Bones never did a write-up on his fart seeking torpedo technology from Star Trek 6

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Don't interfere with their natural development unless they have some really hot space babes or coffee or something

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Cuntpunch posted:

I tend to assume Star Trek doesn't show the scale of its actual wars because there's just no way to write the same 5 anchor characters into every single squad of every single army a thousand times over.

They could hire those writers that shoehorn Wolverine into every Marvel superhero team simultaneously.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


and the telekinetic Greek philosopher midget planet

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


By all rights Damar should be a raging diabetic by now considering how much corn syrup he chugged during that role

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


happyhippy posted:

If there ever was a get out of jail free card it should be for actor of Alexander.

"You are charge with killing three people, causing a million dollars of damage and the only survivor is left paraplegic for life, how do you plead?"
"I used to be Alexander on DS9."
"Holy poo poo son, why didn't you say that to the arresting officer. All charges dismissed. And sorry for your disability."

Until Kes gets some lovely neck tats Alexander is still #1

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Maybe everyone that uses contractions is a psychopathic killbot.

Makes you think...

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


"give us money or we bring back Berman and Braga"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


shadow puppet of a posted:

Babylon 5 is great because its like the entire future was derived from the look and feel of the Arsenio Hall show.

A grimdark future where Zima exists

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


BottledBodhisvata posted:

I'd honestly love to have them come back with some sort of three dimensional dungeons and dragons game and put the Season 7 cast, including Garak, into a medieval knights and magic setting.

Garak would naturally play a rogue, Sisko is a paladin or cleric, Kira would be a barbarian/warrior, Ezri would be a wizard...

For shits and giggles, Worf is a bard, and while he initially resents not being a warrior, he secretly loves singing at the top of his lungs while everyone charges in to fight the dragon, which is voiced by Gul Dukat of course.

The quest is given to them by Kai Winn, who of course turns out to be the real villain in the end.

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


You can get all the danger and excitement of being a low ranking Starfleet officer by staying home and playing solitaire on a monitor that will explode and lodge itself in your brain if you lose

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