Booblord Zagats posted:

Like a toe learned to dress itself

the nicker posted:

saw this at lunch and had to pull out my potato to take a picture. are indian headdresses a frat thing now too?

Decrepus posted:

I find that my old lovely co-workers assume they should be respected even though they suck at their jobs and should have been put out to pasture long ago.

Baracula posted:

theres a cadre of goons who have always been weirdly old to be here

winnydpu posted:

I'm in favor of mocking any identifiable group, but I am amazed at how unaware each "generation" is of themselves. It kills me that they can sell baby boomers adult diapers and life insurance with the same "you're special, not like your parents" message that they've used to market to the boomers for the last 40 years. I grew up in the '80s, and we all showed how independent and free of marketing we were by wearing identical costumes to the punk shows sold to us through ticketmaster.


I'm 45, and most of the folks in my office are right out of school. They seem to have their poo poo together no more or no less then we did at that age. I think lack of self awareness, an inflated ego and self-importance are what see you through until you've acquired enough of a skill base to stand on your history. If I was aware of how much of a tool I was when I was younger I'd have been unable to function. When I'm 65 I will probably think that about how I am now.

At least the millennials are less casually racist and homophobic that my generation. Hell of a lot more crying at work than I'm comfortable with, however...

Reverse Centaur posted:

He was 26. Found upside down, with his head submerged in water (we just had a big storm). Shoes and hoodie taken off before hand.

froward posted:

this is every ad ever for "hip new service": weird "upbeat" music, scenes cut together with a FWWSSSSSSH sound, and in the second half some lyric-less voices singing DOO DOO DAAAAA

all while giving no information about the product, only vague emote cues

it's like a lovely children's cartoon

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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

this is something i was ironically doing in like 1999. i also ironically wore wolf shirts and nascar shirts in like 2001 or 2002.

i'm a hipster harbinger, and i didn't even know it.

startup companies should hire me to predict the next wave of millenial hipster fetish objects...they would make a killing.

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HEY NONG MAN posted:

I thought it was Bastion?

Anyway, name your kid whatever you want. I went to grade school with a girl whose last name was Butts so obviously we can't even get last names right.

nomadologique posted:

that's a photoshoot tho guys, that is what ppl 5 years older think ppl 5 years younger look like, it's mostly true but also deformed and exaggerated

joat mon posted:

idgi

gently caress da Mods posted:

lol where do u work bud?

ethanol posted:

I don't loving get it!!!!!

joat mon posted: