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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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That has to be fake. I refuse to believe it.

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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Hey let me take a selfie to document this awesome car rideOHSHITATREE

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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http://m.newser.com/story/212239/teens-selfie-with-gun-was-his-last-mistake.html

Selfie deaths are the new factory accident.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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dogstile posted:

Lol at the guy posting about how its a badge of honour to know what the insides of a computer do and how playing games used to be harder. Fuk u, us cavemen used to have to light fires with sticks!

Why are so many techies and nerds luddites when it comes to other people using easier tech

Don't you feel stupid having to admit you don't know how the magic puter box works you just push buttons and stuff happens? You seem to think is a badge of honor (there's no u) to be ignorant.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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rakovsky maybe posted:

attractive people? dressed fashionably? in cool parts of the country? :qq:


Fashionably?

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Whatev posted:

Jesus, this dude is utterly insufferable and a huge idiot. You don't even get to hear much funny ideology because he just kinda shouts over everyone and then edits out their responses.

He never once shouted at anyone in that video. Also he's making fun of idiots so I'll give him a thumbs up.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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The common man is fighting back!

Angry, Torch-Lit Mob Attacks Hipster Cafe

quote:

An angry mob vented its rage against East London hipsters on Saturday night by attacking a cafe and scrawling "scum" on the window. But the establishment wasn't just any cafe—it was a cereal cafe. As in, cereal in a bowl. "It’s senseless violence, isn’t it?" Gary Keery, 33, co-owner of Cereal Killer Cafe, tells the Guardian. "We’ve had some letters through the letterbox saying 'die hipsters' and stuff but nothing to this extreme. It just doesn’t make sense." He says customers and their children hid inside, terrified, while activists (who carried torches and pig heads) threw cereal and red paint at the windows. After customers hid downstairs, members of the mob managed to break in and throw furniture and a smoke bomb inside.

Roughly 200-strong, the protesters called themselves "The F*** Parade" and explained their anti-gentrification stance on a Facebook event page, reports the Independent. "Our communities are being ripped apart—by Russian oligarchs, Saudi Sheiks, Israeli scumbag property developers, Texan oil-money twats and our own home-grown Eton toffs," they write. "We don't want luxury flats that no one can afford, we want genuinely affordable housing." Their protest also left a police officer injured (flying bottle to the face) and a nearby real estate agency damaged. By Sunday, though, Cereal Killer Cafe was back in business, selling over 120 kinds of cereal with more than 20 toppings and 30 kinds of milk, for up to $6.50 a bowl, the CBC reports.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Millenials can;t even put their phone down for 10 seconds and shoot someone in the face

http://inteliscopes.com/

:rolleyes:

What is this amazing terrible future we live in?

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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david... posted:

attractive young people interacting with each other and the world at large via social networks in ways olds dont understand im disgusted as gently caress

That's not really interacting with the world. The point is the "world" is right there in front of them and they're ignoring it to take pictures of themselves.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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notZaar posted:

They were at a baseball game. Before smartphone people would just drink themselves into a stupor or make out.
In fact you can argue that going to a sporting event is just as much a rejection of the "real world". Bread and circus and whatnot.

QuarkJets posted:

Counterpoint, baseball is stupid and watching baseball is no different than death

See the weird thing is if I don't like a thing I don't waste my time and money going to see it. I enjoy baseball so I go to games and actually pay attention (as do thousands of other people).


Amazing.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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les fleurs du mall posted:

Name your child whatever sad lonely internet people will resent the absolute most

aka your child in 20 years.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Stinky_Pete posted:

Fu bigender chu

I hate you for making me know this exists.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Gildiss posted:

Well, when the last bubble popped I got to watch my home town poo poo itself as tons of people lost their jobs, their homes values went far below what they owed and no one was buying.
They could not move to other areas where there were jobs for them because they had a house shaped anchor.
For myself, I have moved 4 times within the last 2 years for new jobs, I prefer mobility and I will pay the rental premiums for that mobility.

People get flat tires too, that doesn't mean we should all ride skateboards hoverboards everywhere dumbass.

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Nov 10, 2015

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Madcosby posted:

While this girl is dumb, so is Niel.

Niel's argument that if the 1% paid 100% of their income as taxes, they alone could only sustain medicare for 3 years.

Which means if they paid 33% of their income in taxes, they alone could sustain medicare for 1 year.

Which is what we call taxes

The point is they do that already, and pay for tons of other poo poo besides medicare. And as Neil was trying to drive home if you crank someone's taxes up to an even more ridiculous number they aren't going to stay here. It's funny she threw out the word socialism but only when the discussion hit 100%. As if taking 90% of someone's wealth to redistribute is cool. Her family is poor so of course she was raised that those rich jerks are what's wrong with the world.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Yes, because rich people in the US pay so much tax.






Got any more Fox talking points for us?

:rolleyes: You pay 40% in taxes and let me know how you'd be happy to pay 90%. Do idiots like you hear the words Fox News and just lose your mind or what?

Thought this was the millennial picture thread?

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Nov 14, 2015

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Pete?

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Meta Ridley posted:

You're all just salty cuz you had a poo poo childhood with MSPaint


No it's because we had parents who loved us and weren't gender-fluid elfkin beings.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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This would be totally worth it if they just came out and admitted they did it on purpose to humiliate foodies and gullible millenials.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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symbolic posted:

insurance, groceries, bills, student loans, gasoline, car repairs, clothes, retirement savings, act-of-god savings...

Why do you think he doubled it you damned idiot millennial.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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radiatinglines posted:

That's nice and all, but most people are not as smart as nuclear physicists, and hanging them all out to dry isn't going to be good for society long term

You dont need to be nuclear scientist smart to not buy a bunch of dumb poo poo you dont need. Just slightly-above-millenial smart.

radiatinglines posted:

you seem to think being insured will save you from financial devastation if you get sick

Who wouldn't be ruined by a serious illness? What's your point again?

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Feb 8, 2016

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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radiatinglines posted:

He sacrificed all the poo poo that people enjoy doing to buy some house, castles of sand etc

Surprise, not everyone's a hipster that lines up at midnight to suck steve job's ghostcock to get the newest iphone.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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reallivedinosaur posted:

They also had jobs at 13 and were expected to pitch in to keep the family homestead running, in an age when chores were done by hand and people had to preserve food to get through the winter, mend their own clothes, etc.

About a week ago I heard a 31 year old coworker complain that his mom brought home the wrong kind of dipping sauce for his McNuggets. I can't even believe he could have said that out loud in front of adults in a professional job office without any sense of self awareness or shred of shame.

This, times a million.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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radiatinglines posted:

I know times were tough and it was hard to move out in the 19th and early 20th centuries, then it was easy to move out, and now it's hard again. generation x is supposed to be the generation that sees though bullshit, and yet here you all are calling people too poor to move out lazy

Theres nothing hard about moving out now. Its easier than it has ever been if you're not a worthless sack of jelly. Not having someone handle everything for you when you become an adult doesnt equal hard.

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Feb 11, 2016

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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radiatinglines posted:

you're talking out of your rear end and your desperation to prove you're better is pathetic

symbolic posted:

your avatar makes me read everything you say in a nasally, sarcastic voice

So much projection going on here it hurts.

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Feb 11, 2016

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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radiatinglines posted:

Reading your posts is like reading a manifesto on why the jocks you went to high school with work construction jobs while you're living it up as a computer janitor, but you've replaced your jock bogeymen with millenials

You're just revealing more about yourself and it's embarrassing.

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Feb 12, 2016

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Not really a millennial thing, looks like a homemade version of most baby toys that have been around for decades. Especially the saucers. Those things are nothing but objects to pull push and turn to improve motor skills.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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NESguerilla posted:

Imo that Netflix show Love that the thread was hating on for like 3 pages is pretty good.

I like Paul Rust and yeah it was pretty decent.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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http://www.newser.com/story/221037/survey-millennials-are-too-lazy-to-eat-cereal.html

quote:

But nearly 40% of millennials in a recent survey said eating cereal was "inconvenient…because they had to clean up after eating it." And the fact that young people aren't eating cereal because "bowls don't clean themselves" should worry both cereal companies and "anyone who has a stake in this country's future," according to the Post.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Did the hilljack from melbourne who still relies on his mommy to pay his bills leave? He was good for a few laughs I guess.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Rondette posted:

You can get apps now that will make-up your face (they're bloody hilarious) Reckon she's used one of them.



Ok NOW I understand why terrorists hate us.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Fonzarelli posted:

if you want but i've mostly lost interest

lots of people get some money from their parents, in fact its a unique american idea that you have to stop getting help from your parents at 18 years old

http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2015/08/daily-chart-5

So the rest of the world doesn't have the concept of growing up and being an adult?

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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galahan posted:

The only reason I can think for the love of cia/fbi is :911: 9-11

Actually I would guess that's 100% because of tech. Lot of tv shows glamorizing the nerd detective solving crimes behind the computer screen.

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Feb 29, 2016

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/02/24/life-with-isis-is-really-hard-discovers-swedish-teen-who-joined-jihadists/

Guess millenials are dumb in other countries too. Thank god we are not alone.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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quote:

original SONDORS eBike

What the gently caress is an ebike? Is it a mobile wifi hotspot?

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Oh my God where are you finding this millennial gold?

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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Guys I was walking down the street and tripped on a crack. Now I'm afraid of cement. Please send help.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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symbolic posted:

i completely expected the backlash considering that this thread is a stomping ground of hatred towards anything perceived as "millennial" in nature. in fact, if goons didn't ridicule or lambaste me as a result of that post, i'd be shocked.

It's too bad you have this crippling addiction requiring you to post in every thread on the forums 20 times a day or you could just avoid everyone pointing out your many faults.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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5er posted:

These assholes are going to be in charge over the next 30 to 40 years. Meditate on that.

This is how suicide pacts start.

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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Im glad we agree

E: point is it's not recommended as "the thing to do" like it was up until 20-30 years ago. Some dr's are of course still do it frequently, but the majority of evidence doesnt support the benefits we thought it held for the mother and her taint

It's situational, there's no right or wrong answer. If the woman isn't dialated enough and the baby is coming something has to give. A surgical cut heals much better than a tear.

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