pittsburgh: if its not primanti bros we dont want to know

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Rahu posted:

Kojima is great, mgsv will be the best game.

Kojima: In Metal Gear Solid 4, it is revealed that Big Boss had to be rebuilt from parts of Liquid and Solidus. Losing all those limbs just showed how strongly I loved him as a character.

Kikuchi: I don�t understand.

Kojima: Some have already figured this out, so I might as well come clean about it. I have acrotomophilia.

Kikuchi: Isn�t� Isn�t that an amputation fetish?

Kojima: No! Not exactly. But I did try to suppress these feelings for a long time. Ocelot losing his arm in Metal Gear Solid was the most I allowed myself to indulge in this, at least for a while. By the time I got to Metal Gear Solid V, I decided that I�ve worked long enough on this series that I can do whatever I want. This is the real reason why Kaz loses an arm and a leg and why Big Boss loses an arm in this game.

Kikuchi: Is this some weird sexual thing?

Kojima: No, no, no. I want to make it clear that it�s not a sexual attraction, at least with these characters. If it were on a female, however�

Kikuchi: Oh. I don�t think many would like to see an amputated female while playing the game.

Kojima: True, but I did cut one open in Metal Gear Solid V so maybe�

Kikuchi: I�m getting to know you too well.

Kojima: Well, I personally think this makes me look more like Quentin Tarantino with his foot fetish. Anything to be more like a cool director like him.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 19:41

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:14

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

ayn rand hand job posted:

destiny just got a giant supporter

wo bigpeeler lookin good these days

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 23:39

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

has anyone said failout 4 yet?

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 23:46

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

dragon enthusiast posted:

when did this happen

after the second yospos suicide

duh

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 00:51

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

unequip panties :ins:

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 05:40

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Shaggar posted:

the video game waifu was great. litterrally a disney princess

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD TO KILL A MAN

*hands you more ammo*

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 23:39

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Awia posted:

my dad invited my gf to play wow and now they're playing wow together

do you make him wear a condom or does your dad rawdog your gf

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 23:45

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol at payin $60 for a bethesda game at release

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 00:39

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

fallout 4: animal crossing

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 16:48

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Improbable Lobster posted:

that's literally how the romans did it irl

there was even a little platform for your feet that was just low enough that it wouldn't help you at all

um excuse me but that's not how the account describes it in the true book The Bible :smug:

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 16:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

duTrieux. posted:

thanks to everybody playtesting fallout 4 for me during this, bethesda's traditional open beta period.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 19:09

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Cat Face Joe posted:

all snagged by lurkers

lol in one minute

next time just request PMs jeez

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 22:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Blackula69 posted:

Aces of the Pacific included an 80-page history of the air war in the Pacific

the homeworld manual was basically a novel about the exiled race's history

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 23:32

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Vintersorg posted:

also the game looks beautiful on the ps4, not as crisp as the PC but

lol gtfo of yospos

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 09:04

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sandoz posted:

click it

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 19:37

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

As a Millennial I posted:

re: cool manuals, starflight for the sega genesis came with a walkthrough in the style of a "captain's log" along with a freakin novella that tied in with the game's story. i want that manual again so bad but every copy of the game i find online just has the cartridge :-(

stonekeep had a novella in it too for some reason

it was really weird

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 19:43

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Al! posted:

sim ant came with a textbook about ants

sim earth came w/ a bible

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 19:45

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Radio Paranoia posted:

thanks for reminding me that i need to play ffx

make sure to play x-2 afterward so that you instantly turn gay

# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 19:16

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Pinterest Mom posted:

mad about linkle

man that chick is so hot

# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 21:36

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maniacdevnull posted:

I WORK FOR BELETHOR, AT THE GENERAL GOODS STORE.

Yeah I know fucko, I saved the entire world from certain doom by devouring the souls of time traveling dragons and I live down the street from you. We've met, ok?

YOU'D BETTER WATCH YOURSELF KHAJIK YOU'LL BE SORRY IF YOU STEAL FROM MY STORE

dude i became the thane here by killing a dragon threatening the town what could you possibly threaten me with

everyone in skyrim is racist as hellllll

# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 04:31

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computer parts posted:

also fallout 2 was bemoaned for years as being "the dumb wacky one" for having stuff like talking deathclaws

*finds crate of mis-delivered water chips*

# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 04:34

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Notorious QIG posted:

every other level cool perks with every level perks, which are mixed important/cool

the SPERG skyrim mod is awesome for this btw

# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 04:36

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Al! posted:

things were already supposed to be pretty bad in the world before the bombs even dropped, no?

thermonuclear car crashes sound p rad tho

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 19:02

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# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 20:53

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Pinterest Mom posted:

hi

if you don't have a wii u AND you don't pick up the wii u + smash + splatoon bundle for 250$

ur dumb

nintendos are for children

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 21:15

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ayn rand hand job posted:

reign death from above

lol

# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 18:58

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Bhodi posted:

PC master race only, unless you jailbroke your ps3 and can access files directly

console chat is verboten in the 219 djames ghetto

# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 19:23

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

bump_fn posted:

bioshkck

lol

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 01:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Notorious QIG posted:

yeah it's pricey as hell. i also wish they had formats and were a bit more willing to ban cards, but w/e

im out of that hole now

they just rebalanced a buncha stuff in solforge fyi

# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 21:43

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Space-Pope posted:

see: every mmo ever made

except like UO, because nostalgia

fethers

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 22:47

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As a Millennial I posted:

jfc, read it before they figure out they've been trolled http://mobile.nytimes.com/aponline/2015/12/03/us/ap-us-california-shootings-the-survivors.html?_r=0&referer=

for posterity:

holy poo poo

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 02:17

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go poast it in the dungeons and dragons thrad

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 02:23

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Al! posted:

if you consider -shock a franchise system shock 2

hell yeah

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 19:30

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

double fine is a company that makes cute creative games and should completely be allowed to do so, and their biggest problem seems to be the intensely stupid decision to operate a medium sized business in sf. not sure about trying to finance a aaa game through crowdfunding, though, it seems like psychonauts 2 would be really, really short on content which is a huge problem for df because content is what they do best

what the hell happened w/ spacebase df9 anyway

other than loving over early access i mean

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 19:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

As a Millennial I posted:

hey does anybody know if there's a way to hide threads from the thread list? because i keep accidentally clicking on this one

you should shame the console trash posters while you're in here

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 21:33

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computer parts posted:

oh look, it's the dumb argument that came up in the yospos games ghetto

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 23:17

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

arguing about console peasant garbage belongs in games

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 01:17

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

computer parts posted:

in summary: goons are mad about video game prices, are unable to articulate why

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 01:18

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Blackula69 posted:

nexus mod manager

go get the SPERG mod for skyrim and long war for xcom

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 21:17

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:14

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Blackula69 posted:

my job is really busy actually

yeah being a waiter this time of year must be p tough

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 21:32

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