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Of the hundreds of phrases coined by The Simpsons that made it into regular use, "speed holes" has always been one of my favorites.
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Sep 25, 2015 22:30
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It's obvious that Krusty has been to the track.
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Sep 25, 2015 22:48
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Vitamin K.
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Sep 25, 2015 22:56
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Since when the gently caress is a Commodore a sleeper????
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Sep 25, 2015 22:56
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Question 9: Unlike my answer to the previous question, this common part/practice/whatever is a total waste of money if you want to go faster. Cold Air Intake - 17 Adiabatic LloydDobler Enourmo Sigma X KozmoNaut Das Volk Ephphatha Elmnt80 I like to smoke wee leica IOwnCalculus StormDrain CharlesM SFH1989 Diabolikus Wrar Bajaha Exhaust - 5 ilkhan Safety Dance Freelop CornHolio bandman Lower profile wheels - 3 bolind Somewhat Heroic Simkin Power mods in general (ECU flash, bigger turbo, etc) - 3 Phone KYOON GRIFFEY JR BoostCreep "Performance" Air filter - 3 fjelltorsk Doccers Mat_Drinks Coilovers, bro! - 2 Seat Safety Switch Naked Bear Intake spacers - 2 angryhampster Godholio General maintenance - 2 Measly Twerp Keykey Aero - 2 sadnessboner NitroSpazzz ACES: Lowering car - 1500quidporsche A promise of a blowjob from said supermodel - CAT INTERCEPTOR Using premium gas in a car designed for regular - iForge Vinyl stripes - ionn Whistle tips - SouthsideSaint Electric turbocharger - literally a fish Nitrous - The Locator Driver Training, innit - Anghammarad Losing weight. - meatpimp Short shifter - kimbo305 Stickers! - Deeters Setting everything up too drat stiff - InitialDave Rocking back and forth in the seat trying to shove the car forward with your body. - Terrible Robot Question 10: On the subject of going fast, this car is by far the best sleeper-car from the factory. Ford Taurus SHO - 7 1500quidporsche SouthsideSaint Godholio Enourmo StormDrain BoostCreep Sigma X Chevrolet SS - 5 sadnessboner angryhampster ilkhan Deeters SFH1989 Ford Transit - 2 Measly Twerp Simkin Ford Fiesta ST - 2 leica Mat_Drinks Volvo 850R - 2 Keykey LloydDobler Tesla Model S - 2 meatpimp iForge CTS-V - 2 kimbo305 fjelltorsk ACES: Ford Focus ST wagon - KozmoNaut Audi RS4 Wagon - bolind Juke NISMO - Adiabatic LS1/2 powered GTOs - Phone Volvo XC-70 - Safety Dance Librarians. Look homely but holy poo poo hawt under the clothes - CAT INTERCEPTOR Whatever year the 300hp FWD Toyota RAV4 was, that poo poo was stupid fast I mean come on holy gently caress what sick bastard at Toyota built a RAV4 that accelerates faster than a WRX STI - Seat Safety Switch Buick Regal - Das Volk Holden Commodore Sportwagon - Ephphatha Volvo 240 Turbo Wagon - Naked Bear Volvo 900 series - Freelop Subaru Impreza - ionn Fiero - Elmnt80 Kia K900 - I like to smoke wee Dodge Challenger 392 - CornHolio Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8 - KYOON GRIFFEY JR Mazdaspeed3 - Somewhat Heroic BMW M5 - NitroSpazzz Ford Flex Ecoboost - IOwnCalculus E63 AMG wagon - literally a fish 1973 Chrysler Newport - The Locator MG ZT-T Estate 4.6 - Anghammarad 1993 Mazda Protegé GT (Canadian spec) - CharlesM Volvo S60 Polestar - Doccers Lotus Carlton - InitialDave Mazdaspeed 6 - Wrar Audi S4 - Diabolikus Subaru Forester XT - Bajaha Dodge Spirit R/T - bandman Any small shitbox driven by someone with no fear of death - Terrible Robot
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Sep 25, 2015 23:03
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Scores after question 10: leica - 73 SFH1989 - 72 Enourmo - 69 Bajaha - 69 Sigma X - 65 Adiabatic - 60 IOwnCalculus - 60 bandman - 60 Das Volk - 59 CornHolio - 59 Deeters - 58 sadnessboner - 56 StormDrain - 55 meatpimp - 55 LloydDobler - 54 Ephphatha - 54 BoostCreep - 53 I like to smoke wee - 49 Elmnt80 - 47 NitroSpazzz - 47 ilkhan - 47 angryhampster - 46 Wrar - 44 ionn - 41 Phone - 40 literally a fish - 40 CharlesM - 37 Doccers - 37 bolind - 35 Mat_Drinks - 35 KozmoNaut - 33 Seat Safety Switch - 33 The Locator - 33 kimbo305 - 33 SouthsideSaint - 32 Safety Dance - 31 Naked Bear - 31 Keykey - 31 Diabolikus - 31 iForge - 30 KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 29 Simkin - 28 Godholio - 28 Freelop - 26 fjelltorsk - 24 Somewhat Heroic - 22 Measly Twerp - 21 InitialDave - 21 Terrible Robot - 21 1500quidporsche - 19 Anghammarad - 15 CAT INTERCEPTOR - 12 See you tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 11 and 12!
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Sep 25, 2015 23:04
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Well, gently caress.
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Sep 25, 2015 23:05
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Awe yeah - 69  Completely forgot about the SHO, but then again, so has the general public.
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Sep 25, 2015 23:08
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MrChips posted:Lotus Carlton - InitialDave I was hoping somebody would give this answer.
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Sep 25, 2015 23:09
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After an accidental strong start, I'm charging hard for a low mediocre finish. Just like my dates.
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Sep 25, 2015 23:11
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CAI is a power mod; I demand a recount. 
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Sep 25, 2015 23:19
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drat you cold air intake. Didn't even think of that. I'd be in 6th with that one. Massive gently caress up on my part.
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Sep 25, 2015 23:22
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way to go LloydDobler.  
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Sep 25, 2015 23:26
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Bajaha posted:Completely forgot about the SHO, but then again, so has the general public. Yup, totally forgot about the SHO, is it that fast anyway?
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Sep 25, 2015 23:26
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MrChips posted:Ford Flex Ecoboost - IOwnCalculus SHO in a box. Clawing my way back to the front!
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Sep 25, 2015 23:30
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Phone posted:CAI is a power mod; I demand a recount. Most of the sheep answers are good power mods OR things you need to do to get a good base. CAI's are a waste of money? The hell? EXHAUST????? Do it badly yeah okay that's a fair call but do it well and it's worth every single cent. You do a CAI and exhaust on a Commodore, you are looking at 40+Kw. 60Kw+ with a reflash. I would have expected Fart cannons or pod filters.
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Sep 25, 2015 23:32
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^Put one on many other cars and you're likely to lose power and/or hydrolock an engine. Most CAI kits out there are garbage, but yeah there are a few unicorns that actually understand physics and things.leica posted:Yup, totally forgot about the SHO, is it that fast anyway? In 2012 when I was considering one, some company dropped a tune on the market that put their mostly stock SHO through the quarter mile alongside a '12 Camaro SS. Edit: Ok I can't find that video anymore, but this gets the point across. SHO has intake, exhaust, suspension, and LMS tune (which is probably the company I was thinking of). I'm finding other videos showing high 12s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRumeg1W1PM Godholio fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Sep 25, 2015 |
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Sep 25, 2015 23:37
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I stand by the CAI answer because most of the ones on the market, for most cars on the market, are really hot-air-sucking garbage that doesn't do anything useful. Probably not helped that mentally I lump "pod filters" in with the rest of them. There certainly are ones that do help, especially for GM V8 products where intake restriction seems to be their favorite pastime.
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Sep 25, 2015 23:39
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Bajaha posted:Awe yeah - 69 To be fair I had as well and when I said that I had the original 89 Taurus SHO in my mind.
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Sep 25, 2015 23:40
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CAI sunk my poo poo. That sucks.
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Sep 25, 2015 23:46
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Most of the sheep answers are good power mods OR things you need to do to get a good base. CAI's are a waste of money? The hell? EXHAUST????? Do it badly yeah okay that's a fair call but do it well and it's worth every single cent. You do a CAI and exhaust on a Commodore, you are looking at 40+Kw. 60Kw+ with a reflash. Every "ricer" mod/trend has its roots in something "legitimate".
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Sep 25, 2015 23:50
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InitialDave posted:It's fairly clear that people put them because knobends do a crap job of them thanks to not understanding the gap between how they should really be implemented and their own bullshit cargo-cult approach. So? Every mod you can do to a car that works has it's opposite in ricer poo poo or way to gently caress it up. Does that make them worthless? I'm standing by what I said. Do it right, you get a huge payoff and it's worth every single cent. And as I said, pod filters and fart cannons, oh yes that poo poo is a waste. A good CAI and exhaust isnt unicorn stuff either - it's not even rocket science to do it right. Even cardboard and strategic removal of factory resonators can work brilliantly.
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Sep 26, 2015 00:46
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Enourmo posted:I feel like I'm gonna do good on at least one of tomorrow's answers.  3rd place motherfuckers, if all goes well I could win this again. E: Also most modern factory intakes are CAIs, so unless you're doing a complete system replacement including tune and probably power adders, an aftermarket CAI will do jack poo poo and probably lose power at a lot of spots.
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Sep 26, 2015 02:18
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The SS is an overchromed car that shouldn't count as a sleeper (4.6 0-60 at over 40k? psssh this is a standard daily down under) and the SHO is enormous and heavy. I saw one street parked once and it was nuts, practically an RV. I don't even own a Fiesta ST, but the stuff people are doing with them is pretty nuts! MrChips posted:Losing weight. - meatpimp  spotted
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Sep 26, 2015 05:04
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keykey posted:way to go LloydDobler. If I hadn't gone with comedy option the 850 T-5R would have been my answer.
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Sep 26, 2015 06:21
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keykey posted:way to go LloydDobler. When we had a dude with a 99% stock T5R whose only mod is a boost controller, and it's within .6 seconds in the 1/4 mile of the fastest car in our Volvo club (A heavily modded S60R) you gotta give it props.
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Sep 26, 2015 07:30
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i think i just realized the point was to get as many points as possible :P
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Sep 26, 2015 13:37
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F you SHO haters that is a dream car and the new ones with the supercharger are the TITS! And I cant believe no one else choose whistle tips.
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Sep 26, 2015 15:06
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I must have a weird brain because all my answers are genuine.
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Sep 26, 2015 15:10
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fjelltorsk posted:i think i just realized the point was to get as many points as possible :P Wait, what? 
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Sep 26, 2015 16:12
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fjelltorsk posted:i think i just realized the point was to get as many points as possible :P You can play for high points or low points, it's mostly a gauge of how tuned into the hive mind you are  I'm playing to "lose"
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Sep 26, 2015 16:36
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Mat_Drinks posted:The SS is an overchromed car that shouldn't count as a sleeper (4.6 0-60 at over 40k? psssh this is a standard daily down under) and the SHO is enormous and heavy. I saw one street parked once and it was nuts, practically an RV. I was thinking of the original Yamaha powered SHO, not the new behemoth version. And I do own a fiesta ST. I think the sporty bumper covers and bright red ST badges give it away to easily.
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Sep 26, 2015 18:54
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Question 11: Surprisingly, some of us also like to take a break from fixing our shitboxes to watch television. This TV show is absolutely on point when it comes to the cars in it.   Question 12: Lots of rumours in the news about tech companies maybe, possibly breaking into the car manufacturing business recently. I would trust this company to get it the most right of all of them.    Answers soon...
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Sep 26, 2015 20:27
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Awe man, my head was just out of it for these questions. After seeing the teaser pics E: what's the bottom pic on the TV question? Bajaha fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Sep 26, 2015 |
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Sep 26, 2015 20:39
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Bajaha posted:E: what's the bottom pic on the TV question? Halt and Catch Fire.
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Sep 26, 2015 20:46
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I can't even remember if I answered question 12 lol...
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Sep 26, 2015 20:48
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Somebody better have said Transformers.
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Sep 26, 2015 20:58
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I put Roadkill, i feel i may have misinterpreted the question.
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Sep 26, 2015 21:17
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Godholio posted:Somebody better have said Transformers. I did for a few answers for the last sheep game. Oh well.
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Sep 26, 2015 22:19
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Enourmo posted:I put Roadkill, i feel i may have misinterpreted the question.
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Sep 26, 2015 22:28
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