Locked the door in a main hallway and watching how long people take at it

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Millenial trying to open a locked door for 45 seconds

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:17

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# ? May 9, 2024 14:06

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Old guy intently peering through glass for some reason

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:18

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This is the kind of twisted poo poo I get up to. Don't gently caress with me.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:18

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

in the dead of night, disassemble the lock and turn the cylinder upside down

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:29

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You're used to walking through here... bUt noW yOU cAn'T

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:30

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They were so comfortable with their pedestrian routines... well the world just got A Little Crazy

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:32

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Old woman comes face to face with her mortality - ft. Door.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:33

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A confounded child asks me, "Is this door locked??"

"I think so", I told him. But actually I KNEW so. :evilbuddy:

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:35

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You ever tell a half truth to a child? You get high. It's like weed.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:36

joke_explainer

Later that day, we learn about the fire where 145 people perished crammed/burned to death at the end of a hallway in which a door was mysteriously locked in violation of a fire code...

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:39

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I'm walking up the hall like I just came through the door so people think you can use it.

I'm doing it over and over and it's working.

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:44

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

11foot8dash2.com, a collection of recordings of people trying to open the door and walk down a hallway 11' 8" long

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:53

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Guy just asked me what I was doing and I ran away laughing

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:58

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ahahaAhHahahHHa

# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:58

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

youre sick op twisted for sure...but i like it :twisted:

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everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:58

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Gonna look for a really big door for my next score... gonna be huge

# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:09

Android Blues

hello hallway... i want to play a game

# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:14

smoobles

when op locks a door, he opens a window

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:24

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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Gonna look for a really big door for my next score... gonna be huge

the boats will be so confused

# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:27

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Me and my friends playing the lockout game all across school. Locking teachers out of classrooms, locking all the bathroom stall doors and crawling out, locking people's car doors because they forgot and we're helpful too sometimes

# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:42

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Standing at a door pretending to try and open it but its actually unlocked and a line of people is forming

# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:43

smoobles

pr. sure this is what the virginia tech shooter did as well so please be aware of how suspicious you're appearing and stay safe while pranking!

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:46

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Standing at a door pretending to try and open it but its actually unlocked and a line of people is forming

# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:47

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Attention: Door Must Be Unlocked During All Business Hours

*a grin slowly spreads over trex's face*

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:48

joke_explainer

T-rex goes back to Imperial Foods processing plant in Hamlet NC on September 3, 1991, starts tying a chain around the emergency exit. 'This is gonna be fuckign EPIC lol'

# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:43

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Millenial trying to open a locked door for 45 seconds

People say we don't work hard. It's not true.

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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:45

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

joke_explainer posted:

T-rex goes back to Imperial Foods processing plant in Hamlet NC on September 3, 1991, starts tying a chain around the emergency exit. 'This is gonna be fuckign EPIC lol'

wgat the hell... hosed up if true....

# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:46

joke_explainer

alfred... posted:

wgat the hell... hosed up if true....

It's true. gently caress. marry. t-rex. has the ability to travel through time, and only uses it to lock doors in inopportune times in history. At 9/11 he barred the stairwells. He also unlocked the door to the theater booth Abraham Lincoln was sitting in for additional lols.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:04

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*Using my car's keychain lock button to lock the doors as Joke Explainer reaches for the handle, and then unlocking them when he let's go, repatedly. *

Joke Explainer: This is like when Hitler locked the doors of the gas chambers with the jews inside.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:04

joke_explainer

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Me: Using my car's keychain lock button to lock the doors as Joke Explainer reaches for the handle, and then unlocking them when he let's go, repatedly.

Joke Explainer: This is like when Hitler locked the doors of the gas chambers with the jews inside.

This is true. This is what he does in his time off from time traveling for door-related hijinks. I cannot get into or out of nearly any car.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:05

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*latching the door of the helicopter shut on the hotel rooftop, vietnam 1968*

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:06

FreshCutFries

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

*Using my car's keychain lock button to lock the doors as Joke Explainer reaches for the handle, and then unlocking them when he let's go, repatedly. *

Joke Explainer: This is like when Hitler locked the doors of the gas chambers with the jews inside.

lmao

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:18

cuntman.net

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

*Using my car's keychain lock button to lock the doors as Joke Explainer reaches for the handle, and then unlocking them when he let's go, repatedly. *

Joke Explainer: This is like when Hitler locked the doors of the gas chambers with the jews inside.

hahahaha

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:22

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September, 2023: Nuclear Armageddon is happening. Russia has initiated a "first strike" offensive on American Soil. Deep inside Missile Command, I keep turning the launch key at the wrong moment so it doesn't work, and my bunker buddy is getting frustrated as hell with me lol

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:22

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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

*Using my car's keychain lock button to lock the doors as Joke Explainer reaches for the handle, and then unlocking them when he let's go, repatedly. *

Joke Explainer: This is like when Hitler locked the doors of the gas chambers with the jews inside.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:28

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Android Blues posted:

hello hallway... i want to play a game

Didn't get to empty quote this good rear end fanart thnx

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:29

joke_explainer

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

September, 2023: Nuclear Armageddon is happening. Russia has initiated a "first strike" offensive on American Soil. Deep inside Missile Command, I keep turning the launch key at the wrong moment so it doesn't work, and my bunker buddy is getting frustrated as hell with me lol

# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:37

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

a thread straight outta bu�uel, incredibly classy & sophisticated work op

# ? Sep 4, 2015 02:36

tao of lmao

Next time try it at a store with automatic doors.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:39

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# ? May 9, 2024 14:06

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

reprogrammed one of those automatic revolving doors so that no matter which way you go in, it goes the opposite way you want and hits you in the face

they keep trying to go out and go back in the opposite way and it's like the simpsons rake gag

# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:54

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