FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Probably gonna need a new avatar but I want to wait until at least week 4 to be sure.

God I hope I don't need to get a new one.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 17:15

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:58

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Ross Angeles posted:

Tiger face would be a pretty good avatar.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 13:54

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Could someone maybe crop this from the sides a bit and animate a pan up from the bottom freezing on the head in the image in avatar size? I need it for... reasons. Will gladly buy an avatar cert / archives or whatever for someone if they like?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 22:52

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Qwijib0 posted:

Perfect. Can I get you anything?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 23:22

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Qwijib0 posted:

nah, enjoy

Oh cool. Thanks a lot!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 23:32

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Silly Burrito posted:

It's going to be a long year.

Yep. I was somewhat prepared as I prefaced any comments on the season with "If our defense is even halfway decent" so yeah... not looking that way. I guess growing up rooting for them while they sucked forever has made me be at peace with it all. It's gonna be sad watching the decline in real time but also I think its alright. This is the nature of things.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 03:22

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Metapod posted:

I can assure you an afc south team won't win the super bowl

A finger on the monkeys paw curls as the superbowl is cancelled.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 14:09

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Febreeze posted:

Here are the loss cartoons I had to make, plus my predictions for week 3

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-2-recap-drawings-predictions/

That Bucs/Saints pic is great and I hope the Saints win this week if only to see the new picture.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 17:46

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

MindlessHavok posted:

This is awesome, I've been looking forward to seeing this.

I caught an article at the bottom about the Bucs QB's dad wearing this:

That's pretty great.

Rapin and pillagin

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 17:51

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Chilichimp posted:

Oh, there is a house in Philly,

They CAAAAAALL Lincoln Financial Field.

It's been the ruin of many a poor boy,

And God, I know, I'm one.

nrr

# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 15:53

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Silly Burrito posted:

Made an avatar for Nipplefloss or any other Saints fan who wants it. I enjoyed it.

Owns.

Did we ever find out who's buying these?

# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 11:06

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Chilichimp posted:

You bought yours, right?

Yeah I bought mine and then another Saints fan bought it because he liked it. I think after that its been an anonymous thing?

# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 11:33

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Febreeze posted:

Giants bitch

Pretty Apt as Manhattan disappeared for years before coming back and owning things.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 22:13

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Hopefully when you draw this Rob Ryan, he is unemployed.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 13:31

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Silly Burrito posted:

Febreeze is a man of his word.

This is great

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 11:38

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Darth Brooks posted:

A couple of guys have done the NBA brands on NFL teams thing, only this time the guys are really crapping good at Photoshop.
http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/nfl-x-nba-jersey-mashups/

The Bulls and the Brooklyn ones look pretty sweet.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 23:50

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Pops Mgee posted:

Hello thread, I farted out another pumpkin this year.

I made Clay.

My Girlfriend made a Ditka with a cigar.

Happy Halloween

These are both really cool

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 11:55

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Febreeze posted:

noice

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 01:57

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Chilichimp posted:

Atlanta is about to get an MLS team and I hear we're also getting a Jimmy Johns across the street from my office.

I'm more excited about the sandwich place.

Just think about Drew Brees everytime you buy a sandwich

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 17:52

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

I just.... make my own sandwiches.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 17:13

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:58

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

WHOOPS posted:

That Works.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 17:35

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