FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Rasczak posted:

To commemorate the new Farthouse I updated one of my old avs, feel free to buy it for literally every Pats fan

Oh, Rascz, you beautiful fucker.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 21:45

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:18

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Toaster Beef posted:

fyi, i miss you silly bastards and expect to be getting back into comic-making form sometime in the near future

The best thing all offseason is seeing you're still with us, TB.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 22:57

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

nrr posted:

im too drank right now to respond with anything but WTF FEBREEZE?!

ok no wait ill rally gently caress you...

1. YOU loving NAME THE NEW THREAD AFTER A CRAZY68WHATEVER POST THAT IS A DIRECT RIPOFF OF A 2 YEAR OLD JOKE I MADE ABOUT HIM?!

2. that motherfuckers my posting nemesis, do you not remember this?

3. except hes got a lot better since I started giving him poo poo for being poo poo and he actually defended me recently in something stupid I think which means that hes actually kindof cool now and im out of line and more importantly I have no grounds to even be remotely pissed off in the slightest _{_{the end}}

4. BUT DO YOU THINK THATS EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE?>!

5. so this is the point where I give actual evidence that everyone either 'handwaves away' or acts like im a fuckin rear end in a top hat which would be pretty much be about as accurate as nick foles circa 2013... and then about as useful as nick foles circa 2014:

6. (or more like 5a or 5.1 or whatever idk) https://soundcloud.com/user237822301/sets/lol-he-thinks-ldt-is-white

6.1 aka 5b/5.2 (ugh this is getting co,mp[licated, what dumbass gave me a keyboard instead of more whisky)

I got the joke you loving halfwit
Get out of the Farthouse you're ruining it
Check your pants cos when you try to Fart you just poo poo
TBeef I love you, all is Groovy

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse* > FARTHOUSE 5: - I stole nrr's playbook and commissioner Febreeze barely even sentenced me to a perfect(ly balanced) season

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 14:45

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Football Art.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 20:46

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

nrr is the best poster in TFF with second place tied between BBP and Fancy rear end Ho (I think that's the FYAD Bills poster anyway)

For me it's a 3-way tie between BBP, nrr, and Sweet Thursday.

TMM, Ehud, and Febreeze always bring the goods, but for sheet 1-sentence post quality, it's hard to beat the above three.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Sep 9, 2015

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 21:42

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

Also repping the TMM av. Glad it's relevant again

edit: fixed, thanks Magicpants

This will always be relevant:

Magicpants posted:

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Sep 10, 2015

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 03:44

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Wood

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 11:46

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

OxySnake posted:

I need some help goons,

I am looking to change my AV using this gif

but I am unfunny and can't think of a good caption to go with it.

Any ideas?

Edit: Maybe I will think about this a little longer.

Maybe you should add some shaky to the tackle bit, and some googly eyes to the coach.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 12:29

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

The New Crotchland Dicktriots

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 12:53

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

gently caress

He's a man lying supine, pissing on his own face.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 04:29

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Volkerball posted:

junior seau but skinny and with no pants on

I'm hosed, my first Av here was an MS paint of a chimp shoving a chili up his rear end.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 04:46

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Volkerball posted:

you're jon gruden

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 04:47

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

Someone pointed out that this was almost the exact opposite of your av in another thread.

Not quite, though, because Romo is rocking the :iamafag: with a cowboys helmet, while DPD is rocking :stonk:

with a giants helmet.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 14:16

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

MindlessHavok posted:

High Five

What do you think "exact opposite" means?

I think it means gently caress you, Havok. I think it means... go gently caress yourself. :colbert:

Chichevache posted:

Veni, Vidi, [Latin for "I just did a poopie"]

Veni, Vidi, Fece

# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 06:10

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

Can you? Because I'm looking at your last attempt and...

nrr posted:

Ehud, I just uhhh submitted a thing to FART for your approval.

idk what it is, it just came out.

Holy poo poo, Nrr.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 14:37

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Magicpants posted:

i worked very hard on this, still a work-in-progress but I think y'all should get the idea

I don't mind saying, it's beautiful

The NFC:W poles suddenly and violently reversed.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 16:01

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

I guess we better get a survival pool started for the Sweet Thursday.

gently caress, nrr was the truth, man!!!

God damnit, why? gently caress Chip Kelly. Chip Kelly's wild ride killed nrr.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 14:44

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Oh, there is a house in Philly,

They CAAAAAALL Lincoln Financial Field.

It's been the ruin of many a poor boy,

And God, I know, I'm one.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 15:12

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

Your jokes are sometimes hit or miss.

This one was all net.

What is it with you and saying something poo poo and then trying to come back from it lately?

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 21:34

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Big Bob Pataki posted:

I'm not gonna lie y'all I think that was my best FART so far.

Dude, I loved it.

I was sitting alone at a diner counter, drinking coffee while the waitresses buzzed around me. It was right next to a city fall festival, so the place was busy. I had to stop myself from busting out laughing at my phone several times, and I didn't even get through it all before my conscience from taking up a seat got the best of me and I left.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 21:52

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

That Works posted:

Owns.

Did we ever find out who's buying these?

You bought yours, right?

# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 11:26

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

Here is a real chat log of me trying to cancel NFL Sunday Ticket during the third quarter of today's thrashing by the Bills:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/27/the-miami-dolphins-suck-so-i-tried-to-get-a-sunday-ticket-refund/

Bright side it, Ehud, at least you won't have to deal with Philbin anymore.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 00:34

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Nice Ramatar right there.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 17:44

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

loving A, bye windows should be reduced to week 6-10 only, or hell, 7-9. It's not like 5 games couldn't fill all of the time-slots.

TNF
Early Sunday
Late Sunday
SNF
MNF

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 19:10

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

WugLyfe posted:

This, but the Falcons for me.

loving DNC and South Carolina debate scheduled for the divisional round game.

FALCONS, BITCH!

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 20:33

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

You're welcome.

Birds up, Bitch!!!

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 11:17

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

This has nothing specifically to do with football, but it's basically a story about TFF

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 19:47

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

No actually he called Jed a ~~little bitch~~ fuckboy because Jed is a ~~little bitch~~ fuckboy

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 19:54

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

I liked this, it should be a fart.

Chilichimp posted:

This is the perfect time for Sweet Thursday to launch into a poise derail.

I'm gonna go Gruden:

"Lemme tell ya Mike, if there's one thing I know, it's farts. I was cuttin'em down in Tampa Bay while this team was still in diaper shorts. To really let'em rip, your fart needs a lot of pocket presence. After the snap, I want to see some good footwork to make sure you're spreading it around to the offense. Balance is key in these situations, you're not going to want to run it on the ground every time. A good hindquarterback is going to air it out every now and then.

Back during my Superbowl run, we had a couple of muddy games. Tampa is in the tropics, Mike, so you're gonna get some moisture! And the key to half-time adjustments in wet games is to get it all out on paper, and collect your thoughts afterwards. If you can secure that, Mike, the rest of the pieces will fall into place."

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 17:43

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Febreeze, will there be a draw play of Fartghazi?

If it isn't Carl Tomsula in the 49ers mascot pose from the old logo, blasting out a mushroom cloud, then I just can't even...

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 19:44

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Yesssssssssssssssssss

The meatball sub and Tums was a nice touch.

Was this an idea that I birthed to the maternity ward of Febreeze's creativity, or was this just an obvious joke?

old dog child posted:

This needs to be here

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Oct 2, 2015

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 20:27

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Bort Bortles posted:

I loving love magicpants, holy poo poo.

He's really growing on me, man.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 01:05

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

This is appropriate for this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwFo43jfZdg

I love that they're even comparing Carl/Tomsula to each other.

Hehehehehehe, it was only a matter of time, really.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 17:51

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

WugLyfe posted:

Does in this primary cycle duder

Feel the Bern

# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 22:39

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

BBP is up y'all

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/10/03/2fart2furious-week-4-preview-tomsula-fan-4-life/

Great read, as always, thanks, BBP

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 01:31

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Thank yall for your kind words and thank you Ehud for posting it while I was asleep.

Monday night will be over soon and you can re-enter your 3-day slumber before TNF.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 15:17

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Ehud this just got posted to the dolphins subreddit, titled "Our new coach is the jaded fan from the Draw Play"

http://imgur.com/k1KDAQH

Just start drawing Ehud as the new coach of the 'Phins, imo.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 20:25

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Comedy wins are the best wins. I'm betting hard on the Chiefs in Fantasy, but I'd give it up for more Cutler comics.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 23:36

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:18

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Speaking of Detroit_Dogg, he hasn't been around for a while

He's not dead, he posted in the Jim Caldwell thread a couple of days ago.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3745412&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post451087691

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Oct 8, 2015

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 15:22

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