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Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

I really am a fictional being from English lore.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 12:13

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 23:15

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Febreeze posted:

I only got 3 games wrong last week, but the pictures were good ones
Plus, predictions for week 4

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-4-predictions-illustrations-upsets/

The dog's name is Swagger fyi.

And he is adorable :3:

Flikken fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Sep 30, 2015

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 20:35

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ross Angeles posted:

this is late but

That pretty much summed up the second half.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 13:53

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

One of these things is not like the other worst of all the undefeated teams tho

He probably meant Browns.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 23:46

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Suspect Bucket posted:

Free Watty, Texans. Let him return to the sea and pester fishermen. You don't deserve him. Sweet pizza roll, too good, too buff for this world.

We should do a team roster of players that don't deserve the poo poo teams they are on.

I'll start. Left Tackle Joseph Thomas.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 03:22

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel, I sent you a pm.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 14:40

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Mel got your back dog

Mel got your back

Thanks man, you are pretty awesome for a team jumping bandwagon steelers fan.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 05:16

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Pinot Noir domination

Cab supremacy

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 16:05

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Silly Burrito posted:

Just watch Cartoon Network. He's still there.

in reruns.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 18:16

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Brown

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 15:27

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Ok let me try

*brain melts*

See, this is what central PA does to someone's brain.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 22:50

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Speaking of which whats the word on that

Had 2 interviews, waiting on word, pretty good chance it is a go :shepspends:

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 00:50

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Nice, I think? Let me know.

Will do, will I get murdered for being the only guy at the bar asking for one of the TVs to be on Browns/Ohio State game?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 02:55

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Haha you have no loving clue

Prepare to get Penn State/Steelers fandom shoved up your rear end with a big loving hose

So buy a bunch of Ohio State gear, go to the bar on Saturday and get Sunday ticket for Sunday?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 03:05

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ross Angeles posted:

Outdoor games own, in my opinion.

From the guy that whines about ANY weather.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 00:33

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Coldforge posted:

For extra fun: how many guys can you find in that video who are no longer with the 49ers?

Whitner and colt mccoy jumped out at me, as did Harbaugh

Edit: Justin and Aldon Smith. That CB #26 Probably too. Basically only Eric Reid and Navarro Bowman are left.

Flikken fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Jan 24, 2016

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 10:34

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

howe_sam posted:

Fisker was a Tesla-like startup car company that went out of business very quickly.

It used a gas engine to charge the batteries of an electric car.

The gas engine doesn't drive the wheels the electric motors do. Kind of an interesting set up.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 01:19

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ross Angeles posted:

Funny that you should draw Gates with a basketball because DID YOU KNOW he played basketball in college and not football?

If he had been playing football he would have been catching passes from Josh Cribbs. Which is weird to think about.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 20:38

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Linedance posted:

Awww that's cute Detroit, we can drink our water. And we put out structure fires too.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 14:09

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

RIVER fires on the other hand...

You know that happened back when your country still thought it was an empire right?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 14:15

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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Rust Belt Gang Bitch must stand united, dammit.

I thought you were bay area? It changes so often it's hard to keep track.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 19:09

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Febreeze posted:

Deep dish pizza isn't named correctly. If they'd have just named it pie or casserole or round lasagna we wouldn't have this fight.

because it's not actual pizza.

Blasphemer!

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 05:13

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Febreeze posted:

Titans comic!

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/zach-mettenberger-gets-cut/

Where?

# ¿ May 18, 2016 00:12

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

ComfyPants posted:

Sonoma last week was the only race I've watched in its entirety in forever, but it was a road course and those are usually fun.

I'm going to the Honda 200 at Mid Ohio at the end of the month

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 04:06

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Try PA

It's loving bullshit out here.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 15:41

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Happy State Holiday so you literally are not allowed to buy Hard Liqour anywhere day

Looks like I have to go to Maryland for booze.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 16:11

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Lt. Frank Drebin posted:

This has come up before, and PA sounds like MN. Alcohol in liquor stores only, closed by 10, and not on Sundays.

If you are including beer, then yes.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 08:16

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Kickers are replaceable

*goes a season without swish*

Kickers are god

Imagine a decade of Phil Dawson followed by 2 seasons Billy Cundiff

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 04:17

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Kirios posted:

I'd rather vote for Trump than be a Steelers fan.

I'm quite literally surrounded by trump supporting Steelers fans.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 02:06

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Durandal1707 posted:

It's a real shame that show turned into directionless crap after they left New Caprica because it was amazing until that point.

Writer's strike is a bitch.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 22:58

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

I know I never got around for picking the metric for an av bet. But can we agree that since the Browns D somehow got worse than last year and the Titans D got better that Ray Horton is the most overrated DC since Rob Ryan?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 03:05