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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

effectual posted:

You need a silver lining with a cowboys loss?

Panthers are much worse.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BlindSite posted:

Panthers are cool and good.

A smothering defense, enough Swagger to make white America quake in front of their keyboards, a mobile black QB who doesn't play the game the way it was meant to be played, terrible receivers and a bad rear end run game. Why, they might just be the 2013 Seahawks!

I'm just getting on the hate wagon early.

whypick1 posted:

Frank Clark

...oh, I thought we were doing shitheads we want off of our awesome team, not the other way around

(Seriously though, send him to Dallas, he and Hardy should get along fabulously)

Hasn't done anything wrong that I've heard of since he got to Seattle. :shrug:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

He hasn't beat the living poo poo out of someone half his weight in a while must be a good dude

You're right! We should just execute everyone who commits a crime because people never change and second chances are for movies, and cheating spouses.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BlindSite posted:

Why the Panthers are better in every way than the seahawks:

-Our coach is a bad rear end, not a lame truther
-Our QB isn't afraid to gently caress women and doesn't dress like a 40yr old white man
-Our tight end isn't a giant pussy
-Our middle line backer is cool and good and looks like a nerd
-Our shutdown corner actually follows the team's best receiver around the field
-Our fans don't suck. (at least on this board)
-We got rid of our woman basher

Our tight end back then was Zach Miller. :ssh:

And the Panthers fans on this board chimp out way too much to be good posters.

Edit
And weren't you guys just crying for Riverboat Ron to be fired last season? Don't make me read through fiz's posts to find a good quote. That's just playing dirty.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

Damnit shut up Chiche. I say as someone who normally defends you.

Spread the shitposting out, it doesn't need to happen constantly.

How is spreading forgiveness and other virtues a shitpost?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

Keep it out of this thread at least? Maybe? :smith:

e: Like follow Parm around in threads he's actually in. This will be awful but at least contained.

I'm sorry. I just think this is a serious issue and I find it really disconcerting that most of this board seems to think Frank Clark should be banned from football forever, but I'm willing to bet every single one of us still has a few Bill Murray and Sean Connery DVDs sitting around.:smith:

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Vvvv
You're a fan of the Titans, a team in the top 10 of Parmesan Basil's Definitive Evil Rankings. Of course you are deflecting, so that your team can remain relegated to obscurity instead of infamy.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Nov 26, 2015

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
To the tune of Santeria

I don't practice self-restraint
I ain't got no game balls
Well I had a million dollars
But I, I spent it on guns
If I could find that Ho-lder
And that new guy that she's found
Well I'd pop a cap in Nellie and I'd slap her down


Tell Nellie that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide
Kraken's got a new .45
And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Nellie's throat
Believe me when I say that I got something for his punk rear end

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If we're still doing "Players your team don't deserve":

QB Derek Carr
WR Amari Cooper
WR Michael Crabtree
K Seabass Janikowski
FS Charles Woodson


The Raiders have a lot of good players they totally do not deserve, especially given how garbage they've been for the past decade.

They don't deserve Crabtree, but Mike sure deserves the Raiders.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Happy Thanksgiving, people standing behind me in line at the supermarket when I opened this link!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Big Bob Pataki posted:


logistics manager for a retail chain

It all makes sense now

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Don't worry, someday death's embrace will come and you will feel nothing. It's a lot like being a Vikings fan.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Blood Eagles are physiologically impossible, just like Rodgers being attracted to Olivia Munn.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ross Angeles posted:

Let me tell you about how the Chargers hurt people

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
If you can't get a real one just pay for a good fake. Anyone know where Rodgers got his beard?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WugLyfe posted:

you're not my dad

Anything is possible with your mom. :smugdog:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

NC-17 posted:

Like most "radicals" he was just ahead of his time.

So what you're saying about ISIS is.....?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I'm never sure if I'm proud or ashamed to support the same team as the Black Hole dudes.

Much like most Seahawks fans, you've only had a couple weeks to think about it.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

When I was 17 I had this really cool mustang. White with Blue Stripes. A Roush 360R. Coolest car ever.

My first time driving it at night on the highway I heard Papa Roach. I'll never forget Papa Roach for being the anthem of one of my "I'm a badass" moment

Cut my life into pieces
Chad Pennington is my last resort

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

INTER CEP TION
ZERO DEEP BALL
I DONT GIVE A gently caress
WHAT TED GINNS SAY ING


DA NANANANANANANA
DA NANANANANANANA

Yours is better :worship:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Fenrir posted:

drat, it's been a while... pushit?

Suck and suck.
Suckin up all you can, suckin up all you can suck.
Workin up under my patience like a little tick.
This fat Kaep contract...

SUUUUUUUUUUCKK

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I think it is time for Febreeze to finally draw the NFL logos as female genitalia.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

I love you all too much.

No takesies backsies!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I'm translating the bible into a fart house friendly book, complete with Big Bob staring as YHWH

1. What is your football translation of Ezekiel 23: 19-21?

B. Which saint am i?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Top Hats Monthly posted:


You are the whore of Babylon




Something something soothing vapors wife

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

whypick1 posted:

That would make Tebow Jesus and the Steelers Romans, right?

Seems legit.

Ave Steeler! :hist101:

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Imagine if I had never told you guys. Imagine if I had just never told you.

Those kinds of minor foibles are what make tff so beautiful. Depriving us of the schadenfreude tears at the tapestry of our friendship.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

effectual posted:

Wine just aint my thing, too sour. And I've had wine in France, cali is nothin.

There is more than one kind of wine. Get a muscat or something if you want sweet, sweetness.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Poison Jam posted:

When it comes to alcohol just ask yourself, what would wheez do? He'd drink it because it's booze and by god so should all of you. Any booze. Any time. :colbert:

He would smoke a joint instead. Go Hawks :birddrugs:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BlindSite posted:

Hmmmm with imgur I could get it down to 184kb with their editor but I don't know if there's a way to get it smaller without an actual program, anyone gimme any advice?

Sure. Don't go to bed angry with your spouse. Always leave a good tip. It is better to wipe too much than too little. Even if you don't like Star Wars you should tell people that you do; they get weird if you don't. Long distance is the wrong distance. Whenever you meet anybody, look for something nice to say about them, because even if they’ve got a hideous face they might have fantastic ankles or lovely hair, and compliments do cheer people up enormously.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Volkerball posted:

put chiche on ignore

This is fair. He asked for advice in general.

A bit of advice? In the future, ask for good advice.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Wear a condom.


For the love of god, wear a condom.

If only someone could go back in time and tell Chiche's father. :sigh:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

NFL logos as piece of poo poo clickbait "aggregating" (thieving) websites

The Stealers! :commissar:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Ehud posted:

hey dave



Mercury Mor-owns

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Alaois posted:

Mercury Morris is cool and the best part of The Black Six and if you were in his shoes you'd all be doing the same

:agreed:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

Cam should just start reviving other dances that have been beat into the ground in reverse chronological order. Bust out the Dougie.

Cam should just act like he's been there.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Newton is gonna start doing the Charleston ironically

I'm phoneposting, so someone else find that beautiful gif of that Cardinal killing it back in 2012, I think.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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JPrime posted:

This one?



Nah. Some white linebacker. Bradham or Bradford or something like that. I have it on my laptop. I'll try and find it tomorrow when I pick it up. It's a great gif.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I need a custom title to go with this av:



Any suggestions?

"Pretty cool coat, isn't it? Want me to turn so you can see the back?"

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Silly Burrito posted:

Giants, with JPP on drums.

I don't know if you can justify Def Leppard being anything but the Jags.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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I didn't know Tennessee was famous for its rock.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WHOOPS posted:

If the Seahawks win, I will draw Richard Sherman pooping on Adrian Peterson

So not all bad if the Vikings lose.

I hope he takes a cue from Jurassic Park and draws a Shermanasaurus Rex burying AP in doodoo, just a little hand sticking out holding a switch. :whip:

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Kalli posted:

I'm pretty sure he updated it every single game because of course that guy would.

But let's welcome a new challenger:




Putting the Texans on that list is a bit disingenuous, considering Brady has been around longer than that franchise.

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