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IT'S FART'N TIME Fart - Noun, Football art. Also a hot wind from your rear end Farthouse - Noun - The Football Arthouse, called the Farthouse for short. A place of imagination and stupidity related to football and the place to post all your football jokes/creations that would get you yelled at for derailing in other threads This is the place for: Avatar requests posting weird fanart you find on the internet posting your own weird fanart planning goon Fart projects (TM) (WHERE IS THE PEYTON FOREHEAD FART, WUGLYFE) etc. Farts do not all have to be pictures. Farts are football writing, music, interpretive dances, whatever weird fun football poo poo that doesn't fit the discussion threads The Farthouse has made wonders featured on ESPN, Deadspin, SB Nation, Bleacher Report, CBS NBC and ABC sports, and tons of smaller sports blogs all over the great internet sports world. It is a unique place. A unique place of Farts. THINGS OF NOTE  The Draw Play - A football comic, started right here in TFF and it's been going steadily for 3 years (!) now thanks to the love and support of Farters like you. This forum is where I get most of my ideas and goons pitch me ideas all the time, and many of them actually get made. If you'd like to get a cameo in the comic (As many goons have, Swickles is a bona-fide character at this point) just shoot me an email (drawplay574@gmail.com). If you'd like to request a commission out of me, email that same address and mention who you are on the forums and you'll get a goon discount for being a cool Farter  FOOTBALL AND RATIONAL THOUGHTS (or F.A.R.T.) - The brainchild of Ehud, otherwise known as Buff Dolphins Man. Ehud operates the site pretty much by himself but it's a blog for goons to talk football and be silly, like a more organized version of this thread. If you've ever wanted to do some sportswriting, funny or otherwise, hit up Ehud and he can make it happen. F.A.R.T. also happens to be the home (or gravesite) of Too Much Mustard, the beloved goon stick figure comic drawn by Toaster Beef, who is known for going into long hibernation between bouts of glory. Will he return? Nobody knows, but at least you can enjoy some of his work on FART. Hopefully he'll upload the rest of it one day. But he's dead. To counter all that testosterone, the Farthouse doesn't discriminate the ladies. animeluva1 has gone through the entire league and created awesome eye makeup templates good for gameday or toxxes. She doesn't post anymore, so she might be dead. http://eyeshadowformation.wordpress.com/ RIP Nrr we lost one of our best Farters and he will be missed, his amazing songs are here: https://soundcloud.com/user237822301 Also RIP to Wheez, another excellent poster who gave previous versions of this thread a great many quality posts. Darth Brooks & Wuglyfe are smart design wizards and if you want to make things in PS or whatever and don't know how, they can teach you  This version of the Farthouse will start off with a new assignment. Tom Brady and the Patriots take on the Steelers in two days for the opener, and I want people to fart about the matchup. MSPaint, slam poetry, whatever. Make something about this matchup Grittybeard posted:While I'm messing around with this for convenience's sake, links to all the old Farthouse threads. Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Aug 22, 2017 |
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By the way, Cruel and Unusual's Lions post just went up http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/detroit-lions-season-preview-2015/ Weekly Font's Jets went up, and his write up was great everyone should read it http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/new-york-jets-2015-season-preview/ Also Bort Bortles and the Jags went up too http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/jacksonville-jaguars-2015-season-preview/ Zen Vulgarity's Bucs post as well http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/tampa-bay-buccaneers-2015-season-preview/ Currently putting together the Patriots, Chargers, Browns and Chiefs, which are the last teams I have write ups for.
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Probably Magic posted:drat, we should've started a new Farthouse thread sooner if it summons Toaster Beef this fast. Everytime Beef goes into Hibernation we should start a new Farthouse, wake him up that or I'll start poking him on facebook. Hear that beef? Don't make me have to poke you. I'll do it.
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Sep 9, 2015 17:53
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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:nrr is the best poster in TFF with second place tied between BBP and Fancy rear end Ho (I think that's the FYAD Bills poster anyway) Fancy rear end Ho hasn't been seen for like 3 years and is only remembered for the takedown of Decade of Spectacular Failure. Ehud is the best poster
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Magicpants posted:i'm just gonna leave this here for usage during gdts Excellent So I don't know if you guys remember towards the end of last season I started making cartoon bets, if a team lost I had to draw a certain thing. Well now that's going to be my official column for the season, along with silly predictions: http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-predictions-week-1-picks-2015/ Also football is back http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/football-is-back-2/ Eifert Posting posted:Hey Fabreeze I'm Honestly there's not much point having it by Sunday, I'll be lucky to get up what still needs it and Sunday everyone will be preoccupied. If I can't get it up early saturday don't bother. Febreeze fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Sep 10, 2015 |
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ing Myself that I'll have a Bengals write up in your inbox by midnight Eastern Sunday night if you don't already have one. I'm just very preoccupied with not thinking once I'm done with work lately.*
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Suspect Bucket posted:Who's got 2 thumbs and might meet hero Curtis Dvorak tomorrow on First Coast Living? With a goat? (This girl) Holy poo poo tell him DrawPlayDave says hello he knows me we chat on the twitters
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Suspect Bucket posted:Holy poo poo. Not just Curtis, but loving Bobcat Goldthwait was there! He LOVED the goat. It was hilarious. yesssssssss also Goat eyes never fail to creep me the gently caress out Also was this for a TV show? Can we watch video of you & Curtis handling goats? Febreeze fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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JPrime posted:Hey Febreeze do you put your sketches that you throw up on twitter during games anywhere else? Just the facebook page, been debating making a page for them on the site just to dump them, but most of them are very "current event" jokes that might not make sense later on out of context
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Hey Ross, Chargers post finally went up http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/san-diego-chargers-season-preview-is-this-their-farewell-to-san-diego/ Hey GrittyBeard, Chiefs finally went up http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/kansas-city-chiefs-season-preview-will-a-wide-receiver-catch-a-touchdown-this-time/ Hey Febreeze, your Giants post went up http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/new-york-giants-season-preview-watch-your-hands/ these were ready 3 days ago, I don't know if the rest will go up, Sorry Hockles
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I can't thank you guys enough for all the writeups, you all did a great job and each one felt pretty unique. Goons are the bestGrittybeard posted:Cool I'm published. In the way that people who write letters to the editor are published. Yeah yours wasn't bad at all, all the bad parts were the edit notes to me about what picture to put where
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Febreeze did you link the Washington one here? I did not http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/washington-redskins-season-preview-2015-rgiii-kirk-cousins/
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Volkerball posted:i picture everyone as their avatar, so 
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Sep 14, 2015 04:30
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This is still the best avatar in TFF Also Ehud's but Im clearly biased there
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Sep 14, 2015 05:38
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Goofus and Gallant http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/marcus-mariota-and-jameis-winston/
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Sep 15, 2015 16:09
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I had to remove like 3/4ths of the frames and some colors but I got this
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Sep 15, 2015 17:15
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Here are the pictures I had to draw for picking wrong: http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-1-losers/
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Sep 17, 2015 16:59
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Dexo posted:I've stopped drinking during Bears games. Yeah, it's worse because now you have more brain cells to process the disappointment Predictions for week 2! http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-predictions-week-2-picks/2/
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nrr posted:the steelers one is amazing but febreeze, im afraid we're gonna have to let you go. your giants logo has all its fingers. don't get me wrong, its been a blast having you around and I know that this must be tough for you to grasp, but its been pointed out to me that if you end up getting stumped by this simple of a joke, then im afraid we just cannot justify hanging on to you. I want you to know that this wasn't my call and personally, I see this as a crippling loss but im afraid its out of my hands. if theres anything you ever need though, anytime - please - seriously, don't hesitate to pick up the phone and punch my number in and ill do my best to lend you a helping hand. You forgot the pointless bastardization of my name, but 9/10
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Josh McCown, the latest addition to the Browns QB hydra
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PantsFreeZone posted:or even EHUD (a remarkably low standard). Daymn EHUD you gonna take that poo poo?
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Pron on VHS you have now been in 2 comics! http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chiefs-bot/
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Azhais posted:So Febreeze, how many aftermath drawings you gotta do this week for your pickem? http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-predictions-week-2-picks/6/ Barring whatever happens with tonight and tomorrow's game, at least 7. Ugh at least some of my better ideas ended up happening this week Febreeze fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Sep 21, 2015 |
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That is wonderful and should be a F.A.R.T. post
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Cowboys players have sophisticated wine palettes http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/no-regrets-allowed/
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Here are the loss cartoons I had to make, plus my predictions for week 3 http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-2-recap-drawings-predictions/
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axeil posted:That's a good one. Pixar artist named Bobby rubio https://twitter.com/Bobby_Rubio
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Sep 24, 2015 05:11
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From the Bartending thread:bloody ghost titty posted:RIP Nrr. gently caress
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Bad Comedian Eli Manning tells Dad jokes about the NFCE http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/bad-comedian-eli-manning/
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The reason big ben got hurt http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/rams-turf-fire/
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I only got 3 games wrong last week, but the pictures were good ones Plus, predictions for week 4 http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-4-predictions-illustrations-upsets/
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More Tomsula the Mic Rula http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-49er-blame-game/
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Alaois posted:didn't realize Jed was sitting on the iron throne at first, thought he was powering up or some poo poo Jed powering up super saiyan style would probably involve a diaper appearing around his abdomen "I'M LEVEL 2 *shits pants*"
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Chilichimp posted:If it isn't Carl Tomsula in the 49ers mascot pose from the old logo, blasting out a mushroom cloud, then I just can't even...
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WugLyfe posted:It definitely does, but the OP is kinda sad atm Yeah, I just updated it to reflect what happened to Nrr. His final posts on the first few pages are things of beauty too. 
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Mr. Nice! posted:This is appropriate for this thread. Really sad they didn't make an official copy paste of Carl as Tomsula, it can't be that hard they get to just alter a few things and use the same canned animations. If they ever manage that we can blame this forum. I think Beef was the firts person to point it out, then I made the picture. Anyway here have Josh Scobee http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/josh-scobee-wakes-up/
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Maxwells Demon posted:I think you're vastly overestimating the budget available for those shorts. Depends on how they make them. If it's flash, I'm absolutely not. They've changed backgrounds and lots of things for his different titles (pigskin wizard, jets fan, the hospital parts) Copy and paste Carl. Change parts of him that don't change no matter what (hairline, jacket, pants). Would take maybe 15 minutes. It looks like they have preset animation for his gestures (all he does: nod head, point, raise 1 arm, raise both arms) It might require redrawing over each frame, but he's not redrawing hands, its mostly just a trace job. If they use the method I think they use, it wouldn't take more than a few hours, half a day at most. It wouldn't cost anything extra. If they hand draw it, yeah probably not. If they after effects it, same process, maybe add a little time.
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Bort Bortles posted:Febreeze are you ever going to do more Florida Man strips? Because those were good and I just saw some snippet about a Florida government official making a sacrifice to Sol Invictus then drinking the sacrificed goat's blood. I will be honest when I say that I would love to see your take on that. I got paid to do those by some site. Seems like people loved them and they resurface once in a while, but I don't really have the time. I should try it with funny football tweets. Also, I made this for Bleacher Report (I make a single panel comic for them every monday now) but Philbin got fired before we had a chance to use it 
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PantsFreeZone posted:I'm sure it's nothing Febreeze hasn't seen at the horse track before. I've drawn plenty of horse faces before, yeah
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Joe Philbin gets canned http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/joe-philbin-fired/
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