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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

I always wanted to be a super athlete

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

Here are the pictures I had to draw for picking wrong:

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-1-losers/

Mariota :allears:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

axeil posted:

Even teams that have looked awful so far could end up being Super Bowl champs this year. :unsmith:

I can assure you an afc south team won't win the super bowl

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Filthy Casual posted:

That is the most Jeff Fisher thing you could do in that situation.

Only if vince young was in timeout

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

OxySnake posted:

I will never tire of Carl coaching the 49ers.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Get the gently caress in

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

Giants bitch



:3:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

If the Falcons win that'll be a comic instead

So no matter what we are getting rob ryan as fabio?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Queen should be deflated imo

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

God bless Ditka

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Spoeank posted:

Final logo best logo

Also Milwaukee's is perfect

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Duke Chin posted:

t:mad:t your football team is bad and you should feel bad.

...:negative: I miss you, zombie sonics.

It's time to let them go

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

CannonFodder posted:

My favorite sandwiches are hot dogs.

:getout:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Lmao

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Flikken posted:

We should do a team roster of players that don't deserve the poo poo teams they are on.




I'll start. Left Tackle Joseph Thomas.

DT/DE Jurrell Casey

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

I'm very much enjoying these

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Clearly Kaepernick is the qb on this play

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

This is greatest

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Probably Magic posted:

Me, I just listened to a lot of Soundgarden.

Since Febreeze is lazy, I made a picture for when the Titans beat the Patriots.



:hfive:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

My editor told me I got 1 million views in less than 5 hours

This is the biggest thing I've ever done

:vince:
Congrats!! :confuoot:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

IcePhoenix posted:

So...combine the British and fat ones?

:master:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

effectual posted:

Why does Trump still wear the lovely toupee anyway, he's an irl Lex Luthor and might as well embrace the baldness too.

That would imply he was intelligent

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Suspect Bucket posted:

I suppose it's better then the Titans giving you Chrons. Because y'all keep making GBS threads yourselves :3:

Get well soon Mariota tho.

Get your jokes in now because we'll be coming for you in 2017

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Those cards :allears:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

axeil posted:

so uh. i need a new avatar now. any ideas? i was thinking howie roseman pulling a red wedding on chip kelly.

or something else hilarious, i dunno.

This in a Star Wars intro

axeil posted:

So the more I think about it, the more sure I am that Kelly is not getting fired.

My rationale:

1. Two 10 win seasons.

Say what you will about last year, but usually going 10-6 is enough to get you in the playoffs. The NFC had a strong year last year, so it wasn't enough but I find it hard to fault him for that.

2. Full Control

The entire scouting department, personnel office, etc just changed to be what Chip wants. To fire him now would mean you're now going to have another year of restructuring everything. Even more insane are the idiots in the Philly media who think Lurie should strip Kelly's GM powers. Which would yield the same lack of consistency and cause problems.

3. Carolina/Cincy

Look at what Marvin Lewis and Ron Rivera have done during their career. Lewis had not just one, but two 4 win seasons and now the Bengals are a powerhouse. Similarly, Rivera looked absolutely hopeless back in 2012 but ownership was patient and he's now going to have either a 14 or 15 win season. Knee-jerk firing simply is not a winning strategy in the NFL. For an example of what it does, take a look at the Browns.

4. He Finally Has A QB

Kelly has said the #1 priority in the offseason is signing Sam long-term, which is really exciting. He had a rough start to the year, but once he figured things out, man has he looked good. I think with a full offseason to train and Kelly upgrading the OL and teaching the WRs how to catch, Sam could be something really special. If you can Kelly, who's to say his replacement wouldn't jettison Bradford?

5. Bright Spots

The season sucked as a whole, but there were plenty of glimmers of hope. Look at the game against the Patriots, or the game against the Giants. This team is one that can play well at times, they're just horribly inconsistent. I say you give Kelly another year to coach the players up and give them a chance to stop being so Jekyll and Hyde.

Basically, yes the season was super frustrating for Philly fans. However, that doesn't mean that emotional knee-jerk reactions are going to fix anything. Now if things are as bad or worse next year? Then yeah, maybe you make a change. But firing a coach simply because the media and fans over-hyped the team and were disappointed when their delusions didn't come true is insane.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

I want this on a team immediately

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kalli posted:

Oh, are we posting ultra-smug fanboard stuff?

Because I promise you I have the deepest well.



Air McNair proving once again why he is the goat

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Darth Brooks posted:

Click for bigger.



:neckbeard:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Teal is an elite color

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

JT Jag posted:

Can we all agree that orange is bad

Burnt orange yes. Other oranges are dope

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Late 90s/early 00s Kings jerseys were sick as poo poo.



Wrong kings

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Finnegan :3:

Go cards though

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Finnegan owns gently caress the haters
https://youtu.be/dRplHW-WQfQ

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

No Safe Word posted:

some guy with dreads, they all look the same etc

Lol

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

BlindSite posted:

gently caress rooting for the cards because of Fitzgerald, root for the Panthers because of Thomas Davis dude fought through hell to get back to being a player, this season he dislocated his finger disengaging from a block, popped that bitch back in place and made a tackle. Larry had his shot and blew it.

Yes Larry blew it not the lovely defense

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Probably Magic posted:

I meant TFF fans obviously. I lived in Southern Indiana long enough to know that's not the norm.

You poor soul :sympathy:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

You're all basically good posters, regardless of teams.

Although I feel the worse your team are, the funnier your posts tend to be. Titans fans in particular have a hilarious brand of nihilism.

Goddamn right we do

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

I didn't really come up with any of the matches, the Wrestling editor pretty much gave me my choices

Because I never watched wrestling and thought it was stupid

Smdh

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

My school banned Stone Cold Steve Austin shirts

Lame

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Agronox posted:

No, we actually remember those two.

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