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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

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drat, we should've started a new Farthouse thread sooner if it summons Toaster Beef this fast. :unsmith:

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Oct 9, 2012

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I need to find the one TMM that had a snuff film and... Rex Ryan, I want to say? Or Goodell? A snuff film was definitely involved.

Ah, here we go: http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/07/16/theis-wide-shut/

Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Sep 9, 2015

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Oct 9, 2012

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Someone needs to convince Anne Frank Fanfiction to be a Texans fan.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Oh, if that's the case, I'm skipping straight to the bottom.

I have no shame.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Grittybeard posted:

Cool I'm published. In the way that people who write letters to the editor are published.

I don't think it was as bad as I was scared it would be.

It was pretty good.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

You look at me and think, "That guy is never going to get to play in an actual NBA game?"

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Oct 9, 2012

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whypick1 posted:

Greg Oden?

The next one, possibly.

I really need to change this out at some point.

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Oct 9, 2012

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MindlessHavok posted:

Hahah the Bucs/Titans one

That is a wondrous sad Winston face.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Big Bob Pataki posted:

You guys forget I don't actually know what I'm talking about.

You're kind of the Jim Morrison of TFF. I have no idea what the gently caress you're talking about, and why you're trying to fit Oedipus into everything, but there's something about the lilt of your voice that takes me to a far realm of dark and intoxicating imagination.

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Oct 9, 2012

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I buy myself a new avatar right as this appears.



...DAMMIT.

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Oct 9, 2012

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It's entirely possible that Jim simply thought that Jed was a fifteen-year old, and had never learned otherwise.

I see this, I don't allow it in a room with a bunch of 'roid beasts either. Just not likely to go well for him.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Suspect Bucket posted:

Scoobles. Scoobily Doobily. The Teal And Gold Toe. "Scobee could make it from there yes I know it's 70 yards let him kick it drat it", The Jacksonville Jaguars For Realsies Highest Ever Career Scorer, The Scoob Train, Ol'10.

Come home Josh, we still love you. I mean, we have Meyers now, but we'll find something for you to do.

There is a mascot opening, after all.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Congrats on Gary Barnridge liking your comic, Febreeze.

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Oct 9, 2012

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drat, you beat me to it.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Chichevache posted:

"The Old Man and the Sea and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds not art", says philistine Bort Bortles.

Ha! My copy of Old Man and the Sea has pictures. And is 2000 words at a second grade level. And is the highest piece of art I own. Take that.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Febreeze posted:

My track record with the Chargers this season has been leagues worse than all my other picks, your team is stupid and I hate them

Picking the Bears to win anything probably isn't going to help that any time soon.

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Oct 9, 2012

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I assume any and all Jag fans on here are just the online aliases for that Columbine survivor dude.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Athanatos posted:

See these bad stereotypes...




we have beans too.

Crop rotation yo.

Tobacco!

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Oct 9, 2012

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It was the third one that did it for her.

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Oct 9, 2012

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This discussion is extremely bad, so here, have another page from the Jim Tomsula playbook.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ross Angeles posted:

Oh.

Oh god I'm so sorry.

At least I have the Spurs :unsmith:

Heathen.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Goddamn do I remember when Steph Curry loving torched Wisconsin from the arc to knock us out of the NCAA tournament.

Guess who knocked him out.

:smuggo:

(This one would make a lot more sense if I still had a Jayhawk avatar.)

Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Dec 10, 2015

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ross Angeles posted:

For some reason I kept thinking Steph Curry went to Duke

Because his brother did.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ross Angeles posted:

Kim Jong Un is a huge basketball fan

Hearing Trump was going to make Dennis Rodman his Secretary of State nearly filled me with joy, but alas, it was only a rumor.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Hoop Dreams, Hoosiers, Coach Carter.

Airplane.

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Oct 9, 2012

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effectual posted:

I said good. Or do you want to also include Air Bud and that Woopi Golberg one?


:frogout:

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Oct 9, 2012

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http://www.warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

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Oct 9, 2012

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John Brown owned, and was also totally a terrorist.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Me, I just listened to a lot of Soundgarden.

Since Febreeze is lazy, I made a picture for when the Titans beat the Patriots.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Imagine if I had never told you guys. Imagine if I had just never told you.

Our lives would be more boring. Thank you for your service.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Suspect Bucket posted:

Some excellent sports journalism here. A kid lives in Texas and his dad is a big Texans fan. So the kid became a Jags fan to annoy his dad (and because he likes cats, and our logo is awesome, he is 7). Theeeenn he gets Leukemia. Make-a-wish finds out about this poor child stuck in the Texas wasteland, and rescue him!

http://imgur.com/vKrEQRZ

Pitty he couldn't come for that Colts game.

My god. The Jags gave that kid cancer.

(That's really cute, though.)

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ehud posted:

can somebody turn this into the most annoying avatar of all time



googly eyes, shaky, flashing lights, do whatever you can think of

Staggered close up until it's pixelated with text being, "THAT'S MY FETISH."

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Oct 9, 2012

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Metapod posted:

Teal is an elite color

My man.

All my mans.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Alaois posted:

ironically enough, i like all the cardinals posters here :v: bird gang bitch

It's really awkward mad-hating on the Colts when their fans are all so nice.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Chichevache posted:

Good news! I read a racist facebook post by a Colts fan once, so you can hate them all as a group now.

I meant TFF fans obviously. I lived in Southern Indiana long enough to know that's not the norm.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Chichevache posted:

You are going to be so disappointed when you finally ready the Illiad, AchillesForeverSix.

:ssh:Achilles was kind of a douche

Yeah, but Ulysses is king douche, so people tend to forget.

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Oct 9, 2012

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You're my hero.

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Oct 9, 2012

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CannonFodder posted:

Good art job on those Transformers, not everyone can go from drawing regular people to drawing robots.

Eh, Febreeze draws Goodell all the time.

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Oct 9, 2012

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The Lord's Work.

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