Sept 16, 6pm ET, CNN Losers and Haters Debate

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Who will win the debate? This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum	26	16.99%
Bobby Jindal	18	11.76%
George Pataki	21	13.73%
Lindsey Graham	88	57.52%
Total:	153 votes

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Senf posted:

Trump v. Fiorina FIGHT TO THE DEATH

Only if its like this

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AphxyjrH4SE

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Rivensteel: Mar 30, 2010

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol who is paying for anti-bloomberg ads

NRA, looks like

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:39

Subvisual Haze: Nov 22, 2003; The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Istvun posted:

Maybe some of them will be good. It works for college students at 3AM

Seriously, did someone slip Jindal a couple of Adderalls and energy drinks before this debate? I rarely hear someone speak with such pressure of speech outside of manic patients in a psych ward.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:39

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

I really like this music

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:40

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Rivensteel posted:

How can the headliner debate top this?

It's the same thing with almost triple the number of people.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:40

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol who is paying for anti-bloomberg ads

The NRA has proven that they love invoking people's apparently inherent fear of a Jew secretly controlling the government.

The Man in High Castle sounds neat.

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Istvun: Apr 20, 2007; A better world is just $69.69 away.; Soiled Meat

FadingChord posted:

THANK YOU SENATOR

Thanks, Graham

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

lol running this ad for the nazi america show during the republican debates. beautiful

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

JT Jag posted:

The NRA, of course

Next ad

"poo poo we meant Pataki"

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Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

https://twitter.com/googlepolitics/status/644291363262070784/photo/1

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

I was unsure before this whether or not Santorum or Jindal was worse and I'm pretty sure it's actually Jindal at this point.

I was astonished when Jindal started to use his Twitter to make swipes at Trump. That makes him worse than Trump and I didn't even know that was possible. So he's a world away from Santorum who is pretty banal in 2015

Brannock posted:

It's really stupid the kid's table has only 4 people but the big debate has 11

there are only about 5 people at the big debate who have polling numbers to really support them being there, everyone else should be in the junior debate here

Maybe they're trying to avoid physical violence by making some candidates feel like they're in the big leagues

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

I really like that CNN wants me to log in to be able to watch their lovely ads

No, gently caress you and gently caress the advertising industry

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Not a loving minority in that audience.

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badatom: Dec 10, 2011

Brannock posted:

It's really stupid the kid's table has only 4 people but the big debate has 11

there are only about 5 people at the big debate who have polling numbers to really support them being there, everyone else should be in the junior debate here

What you're saying makes sense and therefore never occurred to anyone at CNN.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 00:41

Istvun: Apr 20, 2007; A better world is just $69.69 away.; Soiled Meat

Winning, a bold strategy.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

On the plus side, this is the last time we'll have to hear from George Pataki. :unsmith:

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momerath: Nov 15, 2014

pataki riding graham's coattails?

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Brannock posted:

I really like that CNN wants me to log in to be able to watch their lovely ads

No, gently caress you and gently caress the advertising industry

man in the high castle ad was some pretty fine trolling of republicans

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Jiro posted:

Not a loving minority in that audience.

I think you'll find that white Christians are actually the most persecuted minority.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I won by the largest pluralities :lol:

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Pataki you won cause you made poo poo promises and it was easy to keep your office.

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Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Hey, joe

http://googletrends.github.io/ifram...Google%20search

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SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

On the plus side, this is the last time we'll have to hear from George Pataki.

Can that be true of all four on stage and also Huckabee? Please?

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memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

Tatum Girlparts posted:

The Man in High Castle sounds neat.

The pilot is already available on amazon. It's pretty interesting

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

I think you'll find that white Christians are actually the most persecuted minority.

Time to make some clocks.

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Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

that smug look on his face at the end

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Korean Boomhauer posted:

that smug look on his face at the end

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

"Hey, I managed to get my policies working great in a State where the Governor writes most of the budget and the Assembly and Senate struggle for scraps. This prepares me for dealing with Congress" - an idiot who will never be President.

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