Sept 16, 6pm ET, CNN Losers and Haters Debate

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Who will win the debate? This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum	26	16.99%
Bobby Jindal	18	11.76%
George Pataki	21	13.73%
Lindsey Graham	88	57.52%
Total:	153 votes

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

pathetic little tramp posted:

There is literally no way for these 4 to do anything.

Please tag your spoilers

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:04

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:49

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Malloreon posted:

CNN becomes a boxing channel.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:11

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

"Please notice me, Donald-san"

-Wolf Blitzer, probably

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:13

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

This is the best goddamn election ever :allears:

I'm so proud of this country :911:

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:17

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

my one regret is that rick perry wussed out instead of sticking to his guns one last time

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:19

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Winkie01 posted:

This library at a loving air port? how did they get that plane down the street, cut it up and put it back together?

What better way to celebrate the achievements of the Republican Party by putting a plane inside a building?

:911:

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:21

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Reagan ushered in decades of economic prosperity

Jeb remembers the night his father was re-elected fondly

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:23

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

"Hopefully none of you have googled me." -Rick Santorum

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:24

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Thump! posted:

Did the Fox debate not have people in it?

There were maybe a dozen people in the audience.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:26

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

mdemone posted:

Do these loving people not realize that talking about Trump is exactly what CNN viewers want?

FTFY

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:27

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

A SOCIALIST!!!!!!!!!! A SOCIALIST!!!

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!!

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:29

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

"Hillary Clinton is not a socialist."
-Bobby Jindal

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:30

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Lindsay Graham is going to resign his Senate seat and go full Caro on us, isn't he?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:32

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Trees and Squids posted:

lindsey graham does not give a gently caress about anything other than BOOTS ON THE GROUND

This is basically what Lessig is going to look like at the Democratic debates

And it's going to be hilarious

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:35

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Thump! posted:

Man I wanna change my answer to Santorum. He's a piece of human poo poo, but he's kinda kickin rear end

Santorum surges!

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:39

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Tonight's moderators are hilariously lovely so far

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:42

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Thump! posted:

Graham aint even debating, he's just telling Santorum to go gently caress himself

A position we can all get behind

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:44

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Oh wow they're actually asking about Ahmed Mohamed

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:51

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Welp, wrap it up Patakialures

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:54

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Pataki:

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:00

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Yoshifan823 posted:

Yup, read Columbine, it goes into more detail about it.

to be fair her family and friends loving cashed in on that story like loving crazy

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:00

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Joementum posted:

Martin Luther King: a HUGE fan of businesses and governments choosing who to serve.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:02

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Lindsay Graham understands that we hate all four candidates on stage

He's the crossover candidate we need

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:03

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

HOLY poo poo

We've hit peak Graham

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:04

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Graham has to be loving with everyone playing the radical Islam drinking game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MmGG5QDsmg

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:05

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

IllIllIll posted:

Seriously when did presidential candidates become willfully ignorant about basic roles of government

Welcome to the Ronald Reagan presidential library

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:06

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Minsky posted:

This show is great I'm glad it didn't flop after the first episode

Rick Perry is basically the Chuck Cunningham of the GOP

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:09

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Lindsay Graham: Hates Bobby Jindal, Likes Drinking

Sanders/Jindal 2016

yes i'm being facetious you loving goon why did you even mouse over this spoiler

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:11

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Jiro posted:

Who's playing him in the upcoming movie?

the role Corey Stoll was physically sculpted to play

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:15

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Thank you, Senator.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:18

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

MrAristocrates posted:

I'm almost starting to respect Rick Santorum a bit.

Take this commercial break to look at yourself in a mirror and say these words out loud.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:21

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

BENGHAZI

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:28

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Ronald Reagan rolling in his grave thinking about Russians in Ukraine

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:31

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Jiro posted:

How does he keep getting attention to run to be president???? Even Rick Perry dropped out for fucks sake and Perry is arguably more popular than him.

Bobby Jindal Not Sure He Willing To Put Family Through 2-Month Presidential Campaign

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:35

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Jindal advocating for dissolving the GOP in the middle of the GOP debate.

The Party of Ideas is back!

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:36

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Istvun posted:

Graham refuses to leave the stage for the real debate.

THANK YOU SENATOR

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:39

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Korean Boomhauer posted:

that smug look on his face at the end

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:43

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

"...Vote for somebody else."
- Bobby Jindal

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:45

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

King of Solomon posted:

Strong criticism of Cartoon Network from Lindsey Graham.

a bold move on ted turner's network

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:47

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:49

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

badatom posted:

Graham getting choked up a bit at the end there? He really wants to blow poo poo up.

If you thought that was Graham getting choked up, you really should watch the first kids' table debate.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:49

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