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Who will win the debate?
This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum 26 16.99%
Bobby Jindal 18 11.76%
George Pataki 21 13.73%
Lindsey Graham 88 57.52%
Total: 153 votes
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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LIVE STREAMS

http://www.cnn.com/ will be available for free, no logins required.

In case the official one doesn't work for whatever reason, these :yarr: ones did last time:

http://www.livenewschat.eu/the-republican-debates-live-stream/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/

IRC

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=EU.synirc.net%3A%2B7001&channel=%23Poligoon

LOGISTICS

Venue: Ronald Reagan (PBUH) Presidential Library, Simi Valley, CA
Sponsors: CNN, Salem Radio
Moderators: Jake Tapper and Dana Bash with additional questions from Hugh Hewitt

THE CONTENDERS

With their greatest political achievement and average from the five polls CNN used to determine who was in each debate.

  • Rick Perry, former Governor of Texas - 1.814% (dropped out)
  • Rick Santorum, former Senator from Pennsylvania - 1.214%
  • Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana - 1.057%
  • George Pataki, former Governor of New York - 0.529%
  • Lindsey Graham, Senator from South Carolina - 0.471%
  • Jim Gilmore, former Governor of Virginia (did not qualify)

Joementum has issued a correction as of 23:04 on Sep 16, 2015

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Jim Gilmore has announced that he will live tweet the debate. :smith:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Cliff Racer posted:

How the hell do you fail to qualify for the retard debate when you are a former governor? Aren't the qualifications just, "exists"?

Reince: You've done a man's job, sir. I guess you're through, huh?

Gilmore: Finished.

[Reince throws Gilmore his gun]

Reince: It's too bad you won't debate! But then again, who does?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Jerry Brown was a good choice for a pundit here. He has experience that soon 14 of these 15 people on stage will have (and some already do!).

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Of course, CNN doesn't ask him about that, because CNN.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Oh come on, Wolf! He served that right up and you didn't even ask him to dig in about running against a Clinton?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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pathetic little tramp posted:

Wait so do I need to log in with a cable account now? Ugh.

You don't. They just put that up during commercials to trick you.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson! Anderson!" ~ Michele Bachmann, somewhere, probably.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Good debate so far, imo.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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IN A WORLD....

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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They're going to reply this intro at 8pm too, I bet.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Literally using reality show intro music.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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CNN finally found the plane! :bravo:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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The anthem is definitely necessary. Bet we get the pledge too.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Will they sing the Canadian anthem at the 8pm debate for Teddy? They should, right? Like in hockey or baseball.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Aww, no pledge? #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"Yes, where to George Pataki and Rick Santorum disagree?" ~ nobody, ever

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Where do the candidates disagree w/r/t how awesome Reagan was?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Good. He's not giving up with "the European nightmare".

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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And Lindsey's in a good mood! :unsmith:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Iron Twinkie posted:

The Holy House of Regan

In his House at Simi, dread Reagan waits, dreaming.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Anyone pick "Reagan" for their drinking game? It's OK not to respond. I know you've already passed out.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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I think Lindsey wants to talk about destroying ISIL tonight. Just a hunch.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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lol another Trump question :munch:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"Libertarians, vegeatarians..." :lol:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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ISIS is going to conquer the Reagan Library before the 8pm debate if we don't elect Lindsey.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Lindsey Graham will send troops to sanctuary cities to fight ISIS.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Yoshifan823 posted:

Holy poo poo, is Graham gonna answer a question without talking about bombing the Middle East?

I don't think you "get" Lindsey Graham.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Yeah, Lindsey Graham wiping this whole stage in blood.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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That Strom Thurmond line is part of Graham's stump speech.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Bold move by CNN to let Lindsey Graham moderate the debate.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"We don't discriminate..." ~ Jindal, in response to a question about literal discrimination.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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lol, Jindal hitting Obama for criticizing the Crusades

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Lindsey Graham scared of teenage clock enthusiasts.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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momerath posted:

HOW MANY PASTORS

HOW MANY FLORISTS

HOW MANY LIMO DRIVERS

HOW MANY HOTEL CONCIERGES

HOW MANY OF THE PEOPLE THAT TIE CANS TO THE BACK OF YOUR CAR

HOW MANY ORGAN PLAYERS

THIS IS AMERICA

:911:

HANDS

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Martin Luther King: a HUGE fan of businesses and governments choosing who to serve. :bravo:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Lindsey Graham is legit funny.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Excellent pivot from Graham :golfclap:

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Jindal criticized the appointment of Justice Kennedy.

You know who appointed Kennedy..........

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