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kuskus

Christmas is weird. Why do we have to have to keep having it? What can we have instead. Help me out.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:23

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i read this as "let's optimize christmas"

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:28

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

Nosfereefer posted:

how did you do that

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:39

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

alfred... posted:

trim the fat, so to speak

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:42

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

we gotta think outside the box on this one

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:42

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

we gotta get proactive here, and really put on our game faces

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:42

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

a new christmas paradigm here

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:43

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

ok so idea time what if, and bare with me here, i don't want to lose you, what if we...ok this is going to sound a bit silly but it'll make sense if we just hold on here, what if we make the traditional christmas tree weed instead of pine

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:44

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

iim just spitballing here so feel free to weigh in with questions, comments, new ideas what have you

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:45

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if we go for the low apples i reckon we could double our numbers by the next quarter
- monetize the naughty/nice system
- outsource our merriness department
- SOCIAL MEDIA?

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:47

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Nosfereefer posted:

christmas stocking microtransactions?

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:48

Pyroi: gay elf noises

set christmas on fire

improve enjoyability by 50000%

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:49

fuck. marry. t-rex

Secret Santa's been done to death. It's time for social media santas.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:50

kuskus

CAT BRUSH posted:

Pyroi posted:

Yer guys are #1

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:51

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Pyroi posted:

hmm im gonna level with you here slugger but i don't think you are meshing with the department's idea machine here so go ahead and take that one back, maybe reapproach from a different angle, and let's see if we can get something workable there, ok? good talk buddy

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:51

fuck. marry. t-rex

XMS texting service where all your communication is logged and rated for naughty/niceness. Appropriate rewards at the end of year.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:51

fuck. marry. t-rex

We'll call it... Co@l...

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:53

kuskus

Christmas is built into Americans; we can't even un-Christmas. Feliz Navidad. How can I escape this holiday cycle? Bust me out of my Christmas shackles.

I can feel the Christmas taking hold. This is an emergency.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:53

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the new thing is custom design. how can we deliver a personalized chrsitmas product to the consumers, people. we need to throw some ideas out here, get the idea ball going so to say

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:54

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Nosfereefer posted:

i like this one

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

perhaps a monetized service with good rewards for either naughty/nice/neutral like for naughty you could get dabs and for nice say something really cool like dabs, for neutral you can get a good bit of da bs

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:56

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Pyroi posted:

thats brash talk, and i like it. you're a shark pyroi

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Nosfereefer posted:

it's a bit too much for this board room so i just want him to dial it down a bit you know

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:59

kuskus

# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:01

fuck. marry. t-rex

XMS... xmas...? Christmas.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:01

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*slick 80's boss santa is standing at the end of a long table in front of a room full of elf executives, the room is silent, several elves are visibly sweating, on the whiteboard is written millennials in large letters, circled, underlined, with several arrows pointing towards it*

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:02

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

kuskus posted:

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:02

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

*the word is circled again* what do we got, come one i know we can do this, we worked through baby boomers, we had gen x eating out of the palms of our goddamn hands, this isn't hard

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:04

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

a holiday where people make a porcelain mask of what they feel is their true selves, and act accordingly to what the mask is. they are forbidden from lying. i call it.. second halloween

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:05

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Always
Be
Christmasing

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:11

alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:17

Pyroi: gay elf noises

CAT BRUSH posted:

we could use memes

# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:19

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Pyroi posted:

hmmm

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:38

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

memes hmm yes very forward thinking of you. perhaps emojis too?

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:27

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we need to get on with the times, the public today dont care about jolliness - its all about dark, edgy reimaginations. now, i propose we found a committee to do the heavy lifting, but i have some basic preplan concepts myself. for instance - instead of generousity, vengance?

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:36

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

bad kids get the new apple middle finger emoji in their stockings

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:39

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BREAKING BUSINESS NEWS: CHRISTMAS-EASTER MERGER ANNOUNCED

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:41

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we have always strived to bring the most streamlined product available in the market, and let's face it, the modern consumer just don't have the time or patience for 25 continuous days of christmas. gentlemen: i present to you, the fleXmas

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:48

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what about multi-media integration? there's currently a booming market in smartphone apps, and people, i dont need to remind you where the money grows

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 22:52

bacalou

make Christmas into Halloween 2

# ? Sep 29, 2015 00:11

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Afro Doug

how about this: christmas now is every day in december. and if you dont buy enough stuff the police come to take you away

# ? Sep 29, 2015 00:57

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