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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Fried Chicken posted:

Biden has announced he will not be participating in the Dem debate. Apparently it is news that a guy not running for president won't be in the presidential debate

That'll just make his WWE-like entrance halfway into the debate a surprise.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Bob Ojeda posted:

That would be loving awful for America, Jesus dude.


Spoiler: there isn't a good choice for America.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Amergin posted:

Does the north not have Church's?

We finally got one here in Denver, thank God.

Church's is worse than trash.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf2hT5p8cRc

The kids are the republicans.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Phone posted:

Where does CNN fall on the spectrum? I remember being like "yeah, CNN is a reliable source of information" for a hot minute when I was in high school, but weren't we all dumb in high school?

We never stopped being dumb.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



That owns.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Fried Chicken posted:

I have no idea, but I cherish it anyways

I want to say Kimmel or Fallon, I think.

EDIT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A2IXsB7C0Q

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Hillary knows the value of instagram filters.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



This isn't really hot. A warm take at best.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

This made me realize that I never really knew the Christian explanation for how the ark was supposedly built. Turns out Noah built the whole thing himself, making the story even dumber than I originally thought.

I believe if you watch the recent film on the topic you'll know he had angelic rock golems helping him.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


FAUXTON posted:

And he ran it into a loving mountain. Icebergs are mobile whereas Mount Ararat wasn't going anywhere.

You try steering a ship while also dealing with kangaroos and hippos and just about every rear end in a top hat animal there is.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


¡Jeb! is going to have a real fun time explaining this leak. I can't wait!

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Combed Thunderclap posted:

I came across loads of unisex coed bathrooms while I was in Europe where it was basically just stalls and everyone used them. The obsession over gender is attached to our fun American hang-ups about boys 'n girls sexin' just by being close to each other.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExGBlXKRrYs

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