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Allison is the inevitability of time. The Demiurges' have spent their lives stopping time, built their existences around it. Their very beings. They've spent so much to build an unchanging universe. But it couldn't last, it had to all crumble. Zoss knew that. That's why he gave it all to Allison. Allison is the inevitable ruin of all things. And she can't be stopped.
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Asking someone to explain an edit is not an argument.
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It's from the comic Strong Female Protagonist. And it's exactly as dumb as the text would lead you to believe.
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Oct 14, 2016 01:25
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ElMaligno posted:This strong female protagonist derail is even worse than getting my balls stomped. Six posts is not a derail.
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Oct 14, 2016 02:56
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Two corrections is not a corncob.
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Oct 14, 2016 04:09
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Oxxidation posted:K6BD Allison grasps the throats of Royalty and cuts new names into a blighted world. 69 Nice Guy Clevin Saves The Day
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Oct 14, 2016 14:30
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Is that a new member of the team I see? Possibly a token male character to keep /co/ from bitching about there being too many women in their comics? they will never stop bitching
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Oct 14, 2016 18:06
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I'd have to actually sit down and read the rules, but that might be good incentive to do so. Sure!
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Oct 19, 2016 04:04
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Wait, why was Smithers there?
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Oct 26, 2016 00:58
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Bilirubin posted:But she doesn't do it on other pages. I too took it for a shimmering of minor power, same as the glowing of the key, and a snip of the shears of want. In the update draft you don't see the shaking as she continues to cut, using the scissors normally. I think the main point Abbadon is making is that the sanctioned act doesn't require magical scissors. The update still has her shaking, so there goes that idea.
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Oct 26, 2016 20:59
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Bilirubin posted:Yeah welp She was being super dramatic about it.
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Oct 26, 2016 21:33
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GunnerJ posted:Honestly I actively avoid reading this stuff because I feel like a large part of why I enjoy the comic is because I mostly don't have any greater idea what's going on than Alison does. Although sometimes, like with the devil drinking game, not understanding poo poo makes it hard to appreciate the stakes fully. They honestly don't explain much, they're just really rad stories about a furious dipshit.
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Nov 19, 2016 01:54
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ConanTheLibrarian posted:All the dudes get buff and the ladies get haggard, clearly keys are sexist. Not entirely true, Incubus stopped existing corporeally, and you don't get less swole than that.
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Nov 25, 2016 15:16
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Tenebrais posted:My reading is that Yabalchaoth stole Mammon's entire key, but the key of creation is only a fraction of Mammon's power - the keys are prizes for the powerful, they don't themselves make demiurges. Except that they do. The keys bring people to around the level of the original demiurges that traveled to throne without the aid of keys.
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Nov 26, 2016 20:56
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ElMaligno posted:I wanna meet the people that stated that allison was being a dick, just to give them an atomic wedgie and a wet willie. I'd say she's definitely being a dick, but it's understandable and justified.
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Dec 1, 2016 01:12
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ElMaligno posted:She is not being a dick. There isn't an objective measure of dickishness, dude. Calm down. Comrade Gorbash posted:You all have a weird way of spelling "totally loving awesome." Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
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Dec 1, 2016 20:13
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Benson Cunningham posted:I mean, if she owns all of creation later, technically that means that's her house. Not even Royalty can void the terms of a rental lease.
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Dec 2, 2016 00:23
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drat Cio, you thirsty AF. Dial it back girl, ain't no one like desperation.
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Dec 7, 2016 15:49
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AriadneThread posted:gals being pals Obviously they're cousins.
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Dec 12, 2016 19:46
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So when Cio uses the scissors to fix Allison's hair do you think they'll still be magical?
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Dec 12, 2016 22:52
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I'd smoke weed and play Xbox with Zaid.
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Dec 12, 2016 23:59
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flatluigi posted:It's just BravestOfTheLamps who's apparently found their new favorite way to constantly FTFY
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Dec 15, 2016 13:13
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Glorious
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Avshalom posted:gently caress i'm high I need to get some of whatever the gently caress you're on
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Dec 16, 2016 17:43
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Poison Mushroom posted:My new OTP is Zoss and Nanny Ogg. Zoss couldn't hope to handle her.
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Dec 18, 2016 04:07
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ElMaligno posted:The first step of becoming royalty is reading and listening to the audio version of that and not laughing. I smiled, but did not laugh. I have begun my journey towards ascension.
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Dec 19, 2016 23:14
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Avshalom posted:christmas should be about the infant christ you fools are all damned to hell. i will pray for you Aren't you Jewish?
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Dec 20, 2016 23:11
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Bell_ posted:It wouldn't be bad if they didn't fart every time I squeezed them Farting your buttfruit is vital to bringing out their natural flavors.
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Dec 23, 2016 02:19
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Does anybody have the Tasty Burg edit?
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Jan 1, 2017 05:19
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Dead Reckoning posted:Just click the fuckin question mark next to his name. I don't generally memorize people's post histories like a creepy weirdo so I didn't know he made it, but thanks for the tip all the same.
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Gorgeous Edit: SunAndSpring posted:Mods please smite BravestOfTheLamps every time he posts Clevin-related "jokes" in this thread Same, except replace "BravestOfTheLamps" with "SunAndSpring" and "posts Clevin-related 'jokes'" with "is a fun-hating stick in the mud". Who What Now fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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Spiderdrake posted:Yeah, this. It's already overdone. Actually it's objectively good and funny.
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Jan 13, 2017 04:21
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Mazerunner posted:Maya says "Your face-?" and Juggs goes "My face? What? No, YOUR face!" "I'm not a lady, you're a lady! Later, NNNNNEEEEeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddd!!"
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Jan 16, 2017 05:37
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Avshalom posted:oh, lol, poo poo. thanks! Who else has had a giant bronze elephant face?
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Feb 8, 2017 01:22
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Sam Sanskrit posted:The sword manual suggests that after she finished writing it she decided to go die by "drowning in the boiling gore of her enemies". Whether or not she succeeded is up in the air but the manual seems to have been a last testament thing so she is likely dead. Also while Meti was indeed drunk she was not fat.
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Avshalom posted:i had a dream last night about this comic where incubus appeared to allison as a buff centaur with a huge udder and i linked the page to my mother and she was like "actually that's really hot!" and sent it to all her and my friends and suddenly everyone on my facebook wall was talking about how they had a thing for buff centaurs with huge udders, i woke in a state of intense confusion Wait, are you saying you aren't attracted to buff centaurs with huge udders?
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Cat Mattress posted:Don't read Homestuck in your sleep. Calling Arthor's udder huge seems to be a bit of an exaggeration to me.
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This was and is a good decision and I will be vindicated in due time. And I will laugh in my triumph over ye of little faith in AL-YISUN
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