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A Single Sphink posted:Pink Flamingos crossover. Why kill just 6 Billion Demons when you can KILL EVERYONE NOW  (Yes, I know that's not Divine.)
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Grouchio posted:If that's the case you picked a really weak heir to your crown, Zoss. Juggernaut Star explicitly states that Zaid was supposed to be the heir, but they (Star) hosed everything up by nabbing Zaid before he got given the key, so Zoss had to improvise. Most of the demiurges seem intent on getting the Key to Zaid, however Jaggs seems to realise the imbalance of Zoss' choice and figured he could leverage it.
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Nov 29, 2021 02:45
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Jagganoth is more a Mon*star analogue so it's obviously ThunderCats/Silver Hawks slash.
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Dec 6, 2021 07:27
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Did...did I watch a completely different Silver Hawks from everyone else?
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Dec 7, 2021 09:39
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Grouchio posted:You are hereby banished back to your home realm of Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace / and rest can never dwell, hope never comes
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Mar 4, 2022 09:30
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Mine comes directly from a Tijuana Bible about Joseph Stalin having sex with the wife of Chaing Kai-Chek That's some pretty niche smut.
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Mar 5, 2022 05:04
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girl dick energy posted:RPF for the 20th century. Had to look that up, I admit, and I'm not entirely surprised the Bronte sisters were early pioneers.
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Mar 5, 2022 05:45
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I cannot finish unless its real niche Next issue: Brezhnev rails Imelda Marcos in a sun dress.
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Mar 6, 2022 00:50
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habeasdorkus posted:Oh come on, if it's gonna include Imelda Marcos it's gotta be about shoe/foot worship. *tears pouring down face as I scrunch up poorly drawn Brezhnev/Marcos smut
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Mar 6, 2022 16:32
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Rogue AI Goddess posted:Just replace Brezhnev with Khrushchev for all your shoe-banging needs. I figured they needed to be somewhat comtemperous, otherwise Rotten Red Rod might trouble purging the Red Army, if you know what I mean.
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Mar 9, 2022 05:09
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There Bias Two posted:So that was pretty clearly Jadis' corpse, right? It doesn't seem like she really survived this after all. Her splash does point out that she's the FORMER bearer of the word MIND.
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Jul 14, 2022 15:52
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nimby posted:Ever tried observing the entirety of the cosmos without a spiky chair? Lol, I'd just eat the fairy cake.
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Jul 15, 2022 03:54
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*Please remove all metal items from your person before entering the machine. Your safety is important to us.
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Jul 18, 2022 03:34
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Solomon David is Daffy Duck. I prefer Jagganoth as Foghorn. "Ah say son, ah'm the Red God, boy. The Wheel-Turning King, that is. (Nice kid, but as useful as a pallid devil.)"
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Aug 2, 2022 09:46
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Lights posted:For your breakfast, we got you the blackest, most brutal meal of all...
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Aug 5, 2022 16:34
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"I'll show you the TRUE shape of the universe." "That's good." "The shape of the universe is cursed." "That's bad." "But you get a free breakfast." "That's good." "The breakfast is also cursed." "That's bad."
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Aug 6, 2022 06:49
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:seeing the shape of the universe doesn't even make it into the top ten most hosed up things to happen at a late night waffle house, she's in good company That r/relationships story about the boyfriend constantly getting into fist fights with the Waffle House short-order cook over eggs, except KSBD and Jagganoth is the cook.
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Aug 6, 2022 16:22
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Oxxidation posted:Jagganoth's prison is Sword Law - as the Blade demiurge, he's incapable of conceiving any reality outside of the conflict and annihilation inherent to the Cut. trying to out-violence him is basically equivalent to stepping into his prison cell and locking the door behind you Now I'm just imagining Jagganoth as the guy from the goon prison stories who would set up his cell as the oil-drome and it seems somewhat appropriate. Re: Jadis. Just because she is omniscient doesn't mean she's not going to lie about what she sees. Telling Alison she's going to die in 35 years might be the lie necessary to get her to do the crazy thing she needs to do which will kill her shortly. I agree with the poster way up there - Jadis is building to a pitch, the nihilism is just a philosophical door-in-face sales technique.
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Aug 14, 2022 02:41
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RBA Starblade posted:She's not really getting it, she left to go get four balls
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Aug 27, 2022 11:57
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All this time I thought he was saying "Jagganoth", actually saying "lagomorph".
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Feb 16, 2023 11:17
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There Bias Two posted:I'm guessing this guy has a key. Ugh, Kingdom Hearts.
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Feb 18, 2023 01:36
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Sight is a sense.
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Feb 19, 2023 04:01
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Shoehead posted:I achieved Royalty the other day actually, it rules *shouting from the top of a prime angel cruising by: Do a Kickflip!
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Feb 25, 2023 08:41
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Scallop Eyes posted:"Royalty is a continuous cutting motion" The comments on the website seem to be a bit judge-y of Jaggers. Its hardly his fault if, in the attempt to make a continuous cutting motion, dudes keep walking into the space where he's making that motion. No wonder its so hard to attain Royalty.
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Feb 27, 2023 04:59
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I'd argue the loop starts well before the current seven are demiurges. Maya notes when she and Inkboi meet Jagganoth, that "we both had been already been killed, a thousand times over." It's possible she was being hyperbolic about Jagg's killing skills, but it read to me that there was an inkling of literally being killed over and over again.
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Mar 19, 2023 03:49
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GlyphGryph posted:Funniest option - both of them have the power to loop, but they only retain their memory of their self-iniated loops. So, Jagg is Foghorn Leghorn and Zoss is the Dog?
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Mar 21, 2023 03:11
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TwoPair posted:I say I say now we gotta destroy the wheel, son! The multiverse, that is. (Nice kid, but as sharp as a bag of wet mice.)
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Mar 21, 2023 12:42
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habeasdorkus posted:Poisoned by the sword. Christ, maybe wash that blade once in a while.
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Apr 1, 2023 06:16
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Mr. Lobe posted:I wonder if those swords on Queen Maya's sedan are decorative or if she's like a golfer, and one sword is like a 3 wood, and another a putter, etc 
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Apr 1, 2023 18:17
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Lemony posted:Hah, I've been saying for years that Incubus is probably the best swordsman in existence, but is terrible at cutting. Now Maya is demonstrating he isn't even that. Ten blows, how extremely embarrassing. He didn't actually kill Meti with his sword: Inky turns to strike Meti down in anger for Maya. *loud clang as stupidly long sword hits Meti's barrell. Meti asphyxiates from laughter.
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Apr 15, 2023 01:01
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Alison (taking notes): ...big hair....lots of side boob...
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Apr 16, 2023 02:58
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thechosenone posted:
(Jagganoth turns to camera): in my busy and demanding day-to-day life as a Wheel turning king and Lord of Rage, sometimes I find that I'm slowed down by those aches and pains that intensify through unnaturally extended lifetimes. That's why I use
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Apr 18, 2023 01:01
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Thundarr posted:Jagganoth doesn't do drugs, even the FDA-approved kind. Stoically taking ultimate attacks to the junk just hardens his resolve and proves the rightness of his cause. Gog-agog: ask your doctor if taking ultimate attacks to the junk is right for you. Side effects include death and infertility.
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Apr 18, 2023 02:03
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Bilirubin posted:...but eat this worm and it will give a delightful *honk*! *individualresultsmaydiffer*
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Apr 18, 2023 10:06
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Do we know who 'owns' Earth? I don't think I've seen it touched on.
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Apr 23, 2023 04:31
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Youremother posted:The only winning move is to throw the little hotels and houses in your opponents' faces, grab the bank and run away.
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Apr 23, 2023 06:34
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Looking forward to have the comic end anticlimactically as Jaggs powers up an ultimate move DBZ style over multiple double spreads and Allison kills him Intra-style with the pointy bit on the broken handle of the Maybe sword.
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Apr 25, 2023 05:23
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Phy posted:Ooh I've read that story! "Over the counter, without any fuss, the espresso machines were going out."
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Apr 28, 2023 03:52
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Having re-read the drinking contest pages, it is obviously foreshadowing the final showdown between accomplished poet Jagganoth T. Jantris and the Heir, Kill S.B. Demons in the form of a traditional song duel. (Drinks optional.)
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The Demilich posted:Jagganoth and his 80,000 blows, replacing all instances where there is no sword with a sword. Surely there's a macro for that.
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