MikeJF posted:

A.o.D. posted:

Cio was a black, and probably gained a bunch of names in the process of stealing a key of kings.

A.o.D. posted:

When you have that kind of power, your fanfiction probably overwrites reality.

Cryophage posted:

Say Nothing posted:

They looked decidedly unimpressed by Alice's exit - she did steal the mask they were selling after all.

Renaissance Robot posted:

Which reminds me, why is Sloth encased in that thing?

paranoid randroid posted:

ha ahahhaha hey bravestofthelamps do you do anything that isnt whining about how people post in nerd threads. you seem like a wretchedly unhappy person and should maybe have that looked at.

oh, also i got 9 Painful Temple Accuses the Poor

ElMaligno posted:

00 No Fun Allowed Ever Only Post What I Want

ElMaligno posted:

He is right thought, in all the threads I have seen you posting whenever people are shitpost and/or have fun you tend to become, to put it in very mild terms, an extremely poor poster who passive-aggressively backseats mods threads. So maybe your angel name should be "42 Shut Up And Chill Out For A Bit"?????

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

69 Boring Person Posts Random Word Stings

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Edit: To get away from posting about posting, I love these names. They're 40K as gently caress, and I could very easily see myself pulling out that name generator next time I run Dark Heresy or Only War.

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Say what you will about Thorns, at least they have an ethos.

Alhazred posted:

The first known poet and author was a high priestess named Enheduanna. To make it better her poem is all about how awesome she was. Enheduanna is also one of the earliest women in history whose name is known.

Exaltation of Inanna posted:

66-73. I, En-ḫedu-ana the en priestess, entered my holy ĝipar in your service. I carried the ritual basket, and intoned the song of joy. But {funeral offerings were} {(1 ms. has instead:) my ritual meal was} brought, as if I had never lived there. I approached the light, but the light was scorching hot to me. I approached that shade, but I was covered with a storm. My honeyed mouth became scum. My ability to soothe moods vanished.

74-80. Suen, tell An about Lugal-Ane and my fate! May An undo it for me! As soon as you tell An about it, An will release me. The woman will take the destiny away from Lugal-Ane; foreign lands and flood lie at her feet. The woman too is exalted, and can make cities tremble. Step forward, so that she will cool her heart for me.

81-90. I, En-ḫedu-ana, will recite a prayer to you. To you, holy Inana, I shall give free vent to my tears like sweet beer! I shall say to her {"Your decision!"} {(some mss. have instead:) "Greetings!"} Do not be anxious about Ašimbabbar. In connection with the purification rites of holy An, Lugal-Ane has altered everything of his, and has stripped An of the E-ana. He has not stood in awe of the greatest deity. He has turned that temple, whose attractions were inexhaustible, whose beauty was endless, into a destroyed temple. While he entered before me as if he was a partner, really he approached out of envy.

91-108. My good divine wild cow, drive out the man, capture the man! In the place of divine encouragement, what is my standing now? May An extradite the land which is a malevolent rebel against your Nanna! May An smash that city! May Enlil curse it! May its plaintive child not be placated by his mother! Lady, with the laments begun, may your ship of lamentation be abandoned in hostile territory. Must I die because of my holy songs? My Nanna has {paid no heed to me} {(1 ms. has instead:) has not decided my case}. He has destroyed me utterly in renegade territory. Ašimbabbar has certainly not pronounced a verdict on me. What is it to me if he has pronounced it? What is it to me if he has not pronounced it? He stood there in triumph and drove me out of the temple. He made me fly like a swallow from the window; I have exhausted my life-strength. He made me walk through the thorn bushes of the mountains. He stripped me of the rightful {crown} {(1 ms. has instead:) garment} of the en priestess. He gave me a knife and dagger, saying to me "These are appropriate ornaments for you."

Haystack posted:

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/715723987976720385

RoboCicero posted:

hi i can't sleep and i got this extremely stupid stuck joke in my head

Renaissance Robot posted:

If you want to massively bring down the tone/ruin the mood, imagine the band playing mad about me.

AriadneThread posted:

Esme posted:

A grizzly bear probably has a higher power level than a cougar