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Let's see what happens when you stick Three Gremlins in a Blender.
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Spermy Smurf posted:28 out of 48 signups: And 3 Gremlins. 
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Oct 13, 2015 16:10
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Halfway there! We need more goons!
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Oct 13, 2015 17:51
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Tithin, coward, Klokwurk, you're with me.
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Oct 16, 2015 18:26
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Klokwurk posted:AJ_Impy and other Team 6 members, I suggest we go for a dignified name that will remain totally relevant in the long term, like... a halloween pun. Sold!
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Oct 16, 2015 18:36
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Klokwurk posted:Team 6, I guess I'll mess with our name now just for the sake of not being 'Team 6' any more. Feel free to change our name to a better/more terrible one of your choosing, mine is gonna be pretty bad. Sticking with the theme, trying something else, let me know what you think. Also, if you, Tithin and Coward would prefer email, my eponymous one is at yahoo.com.
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Oct 16, 2015 20:24
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Klokwurk posted:Bad to the Bone? Hmm, There must be a better skeleton pun than that though... Skeletal earworm placeholder up until we think of one.
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Oct 16, 2015 23:59
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jon joe posted:A friendly cat with permadeath. Made of gold.
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Oct 19, 2015 08:32
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Klokwurk posted:Made of cats. Which are, in turn, golden.
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Oct 19, 2015 17:11
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I'm more interested in learning which commissioner responds obediently to threats. If you know what's good for you, you'll tell me.
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Oct 20, 2015 11:07
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goatface posted:I blame the organising committee. Should have spent less time on choosing the seat colours and more on making sure the band actually knew the national anthems. How can you not get the anthems right?!  
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Oct 20, 2015 15:18
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So, that's a fast 2-battle lead for Spermy Smurf in the fight commish stakes! Will he hold on to his early advantage, or will the slovenly slugabeds in his wake get off their well-upholstered backsides and help him on fight-running duty?
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Oct 21, 2015 15:17
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jon joe posted:Look, everyone, there is clearly a simple answer. Not enough z-levels to reach orbit.  Since we can't be sure, carry on. If home field advantage is that good, we'll just have to make sure everyone plays the same number of home games.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:30
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Bad Munki posted:Which is currently exactly what's happening. You're right, that was phrased a bit too subtly.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:35
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Ramc posted:NICE TRY. Nine.
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Oct 24, 2015 03:31
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Jazzimus Prime posted:Thirteen if you count getting his teeth knocked out, his ear torn off, his nose torn off, and his cheek obliterated. True, but ctrl-c ctrl-f "A Lost Cowman in the head" seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Oct 24, 2015 03:43
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GreyPowerVan posted:Every time I see 5+ posts I'm like "yay maybe it was our fight" but no, it never was. I want to see us get murdered already We're down to the last two fights of the round, and we have three active commissioners. Shouldn't be a problem.
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Oct 24, 2015 05:13
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As much as I'd like Three Gremlins in a Blender to claim a hat trick on their home debut, the dubious kills panel insists that one goes to Candy Corn Tiger:Combat Log posted:Candy Corn Tiger_Skeletons slashes Goku_Furry in the head with his iron halberd and the severed part sails off in an arc! Meaning that all three of our meleeists got a kill, ably assisted by our heart-shooting Kobold marksman. 
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Oct 25, 2015 19:35
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Bowbolds are pretty effective in a team lineup, most of my testing had them making significant contributions whilst the meleers got on with the murder. A pure bowbold team died very, very quickly, but having just one made for some surprisingly good results.
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Oct 26, 2015 08:47
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Spermy Smurf posted:
Hey! We aren't the ones who built your gladiator or team.
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Oct 26, 2015 11:53
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gently caress you all.
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Ah well. Broken spine, still bites people and soaks up ridiculous amounts of damage.
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Oct 28, 2015 18:24
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Klokwurk posted:Bloody hell, I just read some more of the combat log. Most of my team was incredibly delicious, judging by how much we got bitten and shaken around by the heads. This is the trouble when your fighter concept is essentially a gremlin smoothie.
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Oct 29, 2015 00:18
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My guy became a hexaplegic. That only made him angry enough to successfully bite through silver plate. 
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Oct 29, 2015 23:05
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A. Whichever kind of best record we end up using.
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Nov 1, 2015 22:45
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Slade gauntlets apparently worked, so a heavy metal glove makes for a useful emergency backup punch/scratch material.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:31
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I took the liberty of tallying up everyone's kills. Halfway through round three, we have several fighters tied on five kills each: Srirarcha Fartstorm Returns of Worse Munki Three Gremlins in a Blender of Spooky Scary Skeletons Albrik the Insignificant of Worker Cooperative Dusseldwarf of Subterranean Animists Qwarf of Subterranean Animists Who will be the first to break the team-and-a-half barrier? AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Nov 7, 2015 |
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Nov 7, 2015 12:57
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Ramc posted:I think there is a mistake with one of the end-of-fight kill tallies. In the log and commentary Josie kills two people, but is only credited in the tally for 1. For posterity. Found it. -1 kill for Dory, +1 kill for Josie. Thanks!
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Nov 7, 2015 13:51
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Looks like Albrik is the first to six kills, he's a shoe-in for the All-Stars. That's more kills individually than Team Laser Explosion have managed collectively.
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Nov 8, 2015 23:27
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I'm noting that half and half down for Experiment 22's tally, owing to the last hit before SN bled out. Sriracha Fartstorm Returns doesn't improve on their kill count, meaning Albrik is still out in front.
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Nov 10, 2015 00:01
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Ramc posted:At the end you can see what kinds of weapons are best for racking up kills. I'd assume slashing. Provided the builds stay the same, yes, though we need to factor in physical attacks and wrestling where that earns a kill.
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Nov 10, 2015 21:45
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Every division so far has a pathetic whipping boy team. Lightly Whipped, A furry, farmer and two cows and A Tarantino Film have only managed one kill each in their humiliating defeats. This Bites haven't even achieved that. Not one enemy has fallen to them. The last match of this round will see the Plump Helmets try to join the Subterranean Animists on three wins out of three. If they achieve a flawless victory, they get a double digit kill difference as well. Their opponents are A Tarantino Film. Will the whipping boys ascend to the ranks of the adequate, or will we see a new front runner stride forth?
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Nov 13, 2015 15:48
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A Tarantino film confirmed as whipping boys. Plump Helmets join the Subterranean Animists as unbeaten frontrunners. Now let's get this show on the road. The first inter-divisional round sees the Helmets, leaders of Syrupleaf, face the Spooky Scary Skeletons, leaders of Gemclod. The Animists face Team 13, with the Heavyweight Horrorshow off the top of Boatmurdered only by kill difference. There are no all-whipping boy matches. The front runners for top kill count are as follows. 6: Albrik the insignificant 5: Sriracha Fartstorm Returns, Three Gremlins in a Blender, Dusseldwarf, Qwarf and Dory. 4: 7 gladiators 3: 3 gladiators 2: 12 gladiators 1: 16 gladiators 0: 20 gladiators. The divisional top killers: Srirarcha for Boatmurdered, Three Gremlins for Gemclod, Albrik for Syrupleaf and Qwarf and Dusseldwarf for Bronzestabbed. AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Nov 15, 2015 |
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Nov 15, 2015 02:08
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One-sixth. We get 3 versus our division, then 12 versus each team from the other divisions, then the 3 reverse home/away fixtures from our own division before the playoffs.
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Nov 15, 2015 12:52
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It makes sense to have the interdivisional rounds at a neutral venue since each side only plays the others once.
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Nov 15, 2015 16:45
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grobbendonk posted:Wouldn't it be fairer to wait another round before dropping the advantage, so all teams have had 2 home rounds? No, because we reinstate the bonus for the last three rounds, which are the reverse fixtures for the first three. Everyone ends up with 3 home, 3 away and 12 neutral.
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Nov 15, 2015 17:05
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Seven matches have been won by the away team, out of the 24 matches run so far.
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Nov 15, 2015 18:53
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That, and since I always go all in on our side, it keeps a share of money in house no matter what happens.
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Nov 17, 2015 22:36
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Wow! A spectacular double bill of arena murder, as This Bites overcome the ignominy of leaving their division with no blood on their hands to take out a massive favourite in Go Big and/or Go Home 4-1! This means I finally have to put them on my kill tally sheet. On top of that, the champions of Gemclod have given the first defeat to the champions of Syrupleaf! Spooky Scary Skeletons draw level with Plump Helmets on overall kills with 13 apiece, but are ahead on kill difference by a single point. In the individual standings, Three Gremlins in a Blender joins Albirik the Insignificant at the summit with 6 kills, whilst Candy Corn Tiger's impressive hat-trick elevates him to the second tier on five kills.
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Nov 19, 2015 23:38
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Two Chicks w/dicks are now level at the kill count summit with 13, with Stumpy making it a three way tie in the individual standings on 6.
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Mygna posted:Make the tie-breaker the number of lopped-off limbs, in my (completely unbiased) opinion Right. Extremity removal by the current top 3. Albirik: 3 heads 1 right lower arm 1 left foot 1 left lower arm 1 left upper leg 1 lower body Total: 3 decapitations, 1 chop in half, 3 limbs, 1 terminal extremity. Three Gremlins: 2 left lower arms 5 heads 1 left front leg 1 left rear leg 1 upper body 1 right upper arm 2 right hands 1 right lower arm Total: 5 decapitations, 1 chop in half, 6 limbs, 2 terminal extremities. Stumpy: 1 right paw 1 right hand 3 heads 1 right upper leg 1 left lower leg 1 abdomen 1 right lower leg 1 left lower arm 1 left foot Total: 3 decapitations, 1 chop in half, 4 limbs, 3 terminal extremities. Looks like Three Gremlins in a Blender is just about ahead.
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Nov 20, 2015 20:30
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