Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Are you saying Frederick Douglass isn't real? :confused:

No he's black santa, dude.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Hilario Baldness posted:

Oh my god shut the gently caress up about Joe Biden.

Literally anything to stop the woman from winning, even if it means slobbering the knob of someone to the right of her in most issues they differ on.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Oiled and Ready posted:

Over/under on CNN having the journalistic integrity to not superimpose Donald "My net worth is many, many, many times Mitt Romney" Trump's live-tweets over the debate tonight?

why does no one know what over under means

it's a super simple gambling thing

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

I'm basically just shitposting during the debate because why not? But I decided to do other things with my free time than tell people that Donald "It was a great night for Mexico" Trump isn't going to be President. I've discovered that Vermont is quite nice outside in the fall.

Bernie gets his first powerful ally

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Logikv9 posted:

I would not be surprised in the slightest if one of the no-name candidates during the debate goes full-on crazy to get a few points.

Will O'Malley explain his policy positions while playing his guitar :allears:

I think if anyone will it'll be him. We have the boring metric guy, the guy who has done literally no campaigning, we need one of them to be the wild card, and O'Malley could be it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Mitt Romney posted:

Good job CNN, Emails and Clinton within 1 minute.

Meanwhile Bernie gets 'oh gee isn't he so cool'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Mr. Wednesday posted:

did I just see someone in a crowd waving an enormous flesh-colored dildo during this dumbass dramatic montage?

Fuckin hope so

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
*lights go out, bell tolls, Joe Biden appears at his podium*

BAH GAWD IT'S THE GAFFEMAN!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Istvun posted:

Rule 1: No Donalds

No DonaldS, we can have ONE!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

Don Lemon should ask them if they think a black hole swallowed the plane.

Hillary Clinton, let's say you're being sexually assaulted by Bill Cosby...

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Youth Decay posted:

Not liking Hil's outfit tonight tbh. It makes her look shorter.

To be fair she's a short lady and surrounded by tall dudes, trying to 'counter' that with clothes would look petty.


Joementum posted:

There's actually precedent for this: the Kitty Dukakis question.

Oh my god I forgot.

Come on Don bust it out!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Bridge of Spies sounds p. good.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Youth Decay posted:

But like half her legs are hidden by her jacket. I mean it's not Sky Admiral Bachmann level bad debate wear but a proper suit would look way better on her.

Yea I only now noticed that, yea that's not a great choice.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Thank you facebook

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

rear end cobra posted:

poor This Guy

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Ugh i gotta say I'm at least glad to slog through three boring guys saying generic 'climate change is bad and so is war' instead of ten boring guys saying 'the gays are bad and so are the arabs'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

SedanChair posted:

high

ethical

standards

TOP

MEN

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Did he say "I know what minorities are"?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Job Truniht posted:

JULIA IS A MASSAGE THERAPIST

I ain't saying if I win happy endings will be legal but, I ain't saying they won't be.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
We elected a president, not a magician.

Did O'Malley just imply he WAS in fact the magician?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Confounding Factor posted:

Let's elect a magician

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Rollofthedice posted:

i forgot sanders has an accent

how did you forget that, he sounds like Thurston Howell

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Alien Arcana posted:

There's already an interesting dynamic going on here - Hillary is more polished, more professional, but Bernie has the energy and sounds more genuine.

I mean that's not news to anyone, but it's already being reinforced here.

Yea it's an interesting dynamic. Bernie said a lot of poo poo that was indeed problems very passionately and Hillary is listing basically an agenda in a very polished, well practiced, way.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"Will you say anything to get elected"

ok so that's what's going on today

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hillary are you a flip-flopper?

No.

Hillary don't dodge the question, are you a flip flopper?!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The Ninth Layer posted:

Not really thrilled about this Hillary answer. "I'm progressive but I'll also compromise, but I'm consistent but I'll get things done."

It seemed pretty clear. She's a progressive but she also understands that politics isn't just about what one person wants to do so yea sometimes you have to eat a poo poo sandwich to get something done rather than get nothing done.

Except she can't say 'poo poo sandwich' on a debate.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha loving the 3 dudes ignored

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hahaha

"Hey buddy you keep switching parties, so what's up"

"Uuuuh I never did that"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hey MOM you hosed Baltimore, thoughts?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

MaxxBot posted:

gently caress you O'Malley

Hey man sure we killed a few guys but, ya know, low arrest numbers in general!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

euphronius posted:

so poor

so black

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
O'Mally is such a loving scumbag

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Jim Webb talking about 'traditional Democratic party' when speaking out against AA

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh poo poo calling out Bernie going against the Brady Bill!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Bernie dodging the gun question

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

This is the problem with Senators running for President: the voting record is very complicated. Unfortunately, there are four Senators on the stage.

It's actually not complicated, he's pretty pro-guns, but just not Republican Pro Guns

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"I come from a rural state"

fun way to proudly declare 'I'm pandering'.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Grapplejack posted:

This is a loving front, Cooper is just blowing hrc

His first question to her was literally 'are you a spineless coward' followed by 'no but you are, aren't you?'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
This answer is legitimately horrible.

"Sure you say this is a problem but what about RURAL STATES?!"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
When you let MOM dunk on you what are you even doing

  • Locked thread