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I've never dated

# ? Oct 18, 2015 19:25

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I took a first date to see splice in the theater. there was not a second date.

Cyber Dog posted:

let me give u my second date tip, when u see your date say "butts crappenin' " as a hello

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:42

yoober

i've been going to bars and waiting for dates to show up for like 5 years now and no one ever shows up whats the secret

# ? Oct 20, 2015 05:26

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yoober posted:

i've been going to bars and waiting for dates to show up for like 5 years now and no one ever shows up whats the secret

I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 13:36

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i might ask a lady to go on a date tonight :smug:

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 14:27

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

she is going to be a byob expert by the end

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 14:28

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

or should i say... sexpert?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 14:28

alnilam

Good luck mister magpie

# ? Oct 20, 2015 15:46

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i married my date over 11 years ago so i should be ok

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 16:02

fuck. marry. t-rex

mister magpie posted:

i married my date over 11 years ago so i should be ok

It's that kind of attitude that's going to bite you in the rear end

# ? Oct 20, 2015 16:11

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

if i cut a few corners she won't notice. so it's arbys and the 6 pm showing of pixels at the discount theater for us

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 16:21

fuck. marry. t-rex

Curly fries ftw

# ? Oct 20, 2015 16:27

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

The turkey club is good as hell

yoober posted:

i've been going to bars and waiting for dates to show up for like 5 years now and no one ever shows up whats the secret

they arethere. I wish my dates went that well

# ? Oct 20, 2015 16:29

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mister magpie posted:

i married my date over 11 years ago so i should be ok

do you think shes gonna say yes when you ask her out

# ? Oct 20, 2015 16:50

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

do you think shes gonna say yes when you ask her out

it's about 50/50 honestly

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 16:52

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

say something nice about her shoes, and use the phrase "don't worry, it's on me!" a lot and you'll have a shot. You can do this!

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 17:51

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

as long as i don't mention byob i think i'll be fine

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 17:51

Piso Mojado

mister magpie posted:

as long as i don't mention byob i think i'll be fine

live post your date

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:06

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Piso Mojado posted:

live post your date

for real i am gonna ask my wife if she wants to see a movie tonight so it will be a pretty boring live post

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:08

alnilam

if you spill food on yourself make sure to say "looks like dinner is on me :shobon:

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:11

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

alnilam posted:

if you spill food on yourself make sure to say "looks like dinner is on me "

solid date advice here fellas

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:12

precision: by VideoGames

mister magpie posted:

if i cut a few corners she won't notice. so it's arbys and the 6 pm showing of pixels at the discount theater for us

Arby's is one thing, but Pixels? man. get ready for divorce papers.

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# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:50

Puppy Galaxy

i messaged her after the date and said "hey great meeting you, let's do it again sometime" and she agreed. might see if she wants to come over and have dinner or something, but i'll have to do some planning and cleaning. also it'd be cool if my roommates weren't home. i haven't had sex in like two months, hope everything still works

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:07

fuck. marry. t-rex

2 months? Nice humblebrag

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:27

Puppy Galaxy

i might invite her to my buddy's halloween party, i already invited another girl but i dont think that one likes me so it should be fine.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 23:19

City of Glompton

Puppy Galaxy posted:

i might invite her to my buddy's halloween party, i already invited another girl but i dont think that one likes me so it should be fine.

can't wait for you to live blog the hijinks that ensue during this interpretation of a "double date"

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:39

Lil Cunty

City of Glompton posted:

can't wait for you to live blog the hijinks that ensue during this interpretation of a "double date"

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Oct 21, 2015 16:37

GEExCEE

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Curly fries ftw

# ? Oct 21, 2015 17:06

GEExCEE

Diary of Robert J Oppenheimer, July 26 1945: The tests have all been successful; yesterday's specimens all had between three and six spirals, with an average core radius of just over half a centimeter and a median breading coefficient of .25 millicrisps per gram. Though this is what we were all working towards so diligently, I can't help but fear what we have unleashed a great and terrible comestible upon a petty and unprepared world.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 17:21

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

GEExCEE posted:

Diary of Robert J Oppenheimer, July 26 1945: The tests have all been successful; yesterday's specimens all had between three and six spirals, with an average core radius of just over half a centimeter and a median breading coefficient of .25 millicrisps per gram. Though this is what we were all working towards so diligently, I can't help but fear what we have unleashed a great and terrible comestible upon a petty and unprepared world.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 21, 2015 17:26

Puppy Galaxy

City of Glompton posted:

can't wait for you to live blog the hijinks that ensue during this interpretation of a "double date"

its a halloween party so i can keep going back and forth between two different costumes

# ? Oct 21, 2015 17:46

precision: by VideoGames

why do new yorkers hate on Arbys? Seinfeld and Jon Stewart both mocked the place constantly but as far as fast food goes it's a lot better than mcdonalds or even wendys mostly because

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Curly fries ftw

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# ? Oct 21, 2015 19:57

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GEExCEE posted:

Diary of Robert J Oppenheimer, July 26 1945: The tests have all been successful; yesterday's specimens all had between three and six spirals, with an average core radius of just over half a centimeter and a median breading coefficient of .25 millicrisps per gram. Though this is what we were all working towards so diligently, I can't help but fear what we have unleashed a great and terrible comestible upon a petty and unprepared world.

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

# ? Oct 22, 2015 17:13

fuck. marry. t-rex

Pictured; Watson and Crick model the helix structure of the Arby's Fry.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:26

alnilam

Nobody talks about her but Rosiland Franklin's crystallography work was really what paved the way for the modern understanding of curly fry morphology

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:32

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alnilam posted:

Nobody talks about her but Rosiland Franklin

I talk about her all the time. Have you even seen her big helix? pffft

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:38

google THIS

GEExCEE posted:

Diary of Robert J Oppenheimer, July 26 1945: The tests have all been successful; yesterday's specimens all had between three and six spirals, with an average core radius of just over half a centimeter and a median breading coefficient of .25 millicrisps per gram. Though this is what we were all working towards so diligently, I can't help but fear what we have unleashed a great and terrible comestible upon a petty and unprepared world.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 20:59

Piso Mojado

alnilam posted:

Nobody talks about her but Rosiland Franklin's crystallography work was really what paved the way for the modern understanding of curly fry morphology

# ? Oct 22, 2015 22:47

Puppy Galaxy

GEExCEE posted:

Diary of Robert J Oppenheimer, July 26 1945: The tests have all been successful; yesterday's specimens all had between three and six spirals, with an average core radius of just over half a centimeter and a median breading coefficient of .25 millicrisps per gram. Though this is what we were all working towards so diligently, I can't help but fear what we have unleashed a great and terrible comestible upon a petty and unprepared world.

this is some good poo poo

# ? Oct 22, 2015 23:00

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I had another tinder date lined up and I was so excited I forgot to pay for parking and got a ticket

Then she cancelled so yeah Monday was not so cool

# ? Oct 24, 2015 03:55

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