ultrabindu posted:

the director of the CIA’s emails were shared online by someone who is not yet old enough to buy beer

chitoryu12 posted:

Okay buy you're kinda missing the point of what I said? Kids loving up and hurting themselves is normal and an important part of learning about how the world works and how to navigate dangers. I'm talking about when parents are like "You know what? gently caress my kid's implicit trust in me. I'm going to give them sponges for their birthday and make fun of them when they get upset."

It's not a whole lot different from bullying them in school, just minus any physical beatings.

Wanamingo posted:

Where are you going to get the hundred dollars? I doubt they'd take 2015 money.

grumplestiltzkin posted:

While the banana flavor you're talking about is artificial, the reason it tastes so different from a "real" banana is because it's flavored like a Gros Michel banana, rather than the Cavendish banana that you're used to. Due to a banana plague in the 1950s, the Gros Michel was completely wiped out in the South American and African farms that exported to the US. The plant is apparently still grown in Thailand and exported throughout Asia, so the schadenfruede is that we don't get the better tasting banana here in the US

grumplestiltzkin posted:

Sorry bout your broken tastebuds, bro

wyoming posted:

Excuse me, but this is my favourite sax man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws

bobjr posted:

Looks like she took a nasty Sandy Hook.

Say Nothing posted:

pik_d posted:

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Pulling out never works...

CommissarMega posted:

They've had 4 years and $100 million, they had to come up with something. Still though, on the off-chance that Star Citizen comes out, it's going to be horrendously underwhelming, if not utter rubbish.

spog posted:

Holy poo poo guys, can you knock it off with the embedding of 60MB gifs please?

I Am Crake posted:

Or, you know, a smartphone/tablet with a data plan.

AlphaKretin posted:

I'm pretty sure the point is that page in particular had a whole lot bunch of gigantic gifs that really should have been webms with no good reason for them not to be. It's not a matter of poor connections or data plans, only that page has given me problems.

Malachi Constant posted:

Oh, look, carrot top's an rear end in a top hat.

Say Nothing posted:

WarpedNaba posted:

gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you I was this close to posting that

Jastiger posted:

A fair compromise. I agree.

chitoryu12 posted:

Is the iPhone 6 camera the same style as the 6s? I have that one and they redesigned the phone so now the lens is sticking out from the phone body itself when it used to be totally flush and smooth. I can see it getting damaged really easily if you don't put a case on it.

ratbert90 posted:

Oh great, another punishment that was ruled as a "not punishment" just like the sex offender registry.

ratbert90 posted:

Ya got me.

Centripetal Horse posted:

This one's on me.

I started a new job recently. I've been struggling to get up to speed with out large code base, and the dozens of technologies we employ. If you followed my GBS thread, you know I'm feeling significant pressure to do well at this job. Consequently, I've been staying late at work. Last night, everyone was gone by 7:00 or so, except the CIO and one of the high-level managers. The CIO left, and the manager stopped by for a talk. We chatted for half an hour or so, and he left. I was all alone in the IT Engineering room. Even the Russian guys who take care of the trash and building maintenance were gone. I spent the next hour-and-a-half or so working on various aspects of my project, keeping a full-volume conversation going with myself the entire time. That's something I do regularly when I am alone, because I am either mentally ill, or very lonely, and probably both. Suddenly, I felt a cramp in my gut. I pressed down, and let loose with an incredibly long, incredibly loud fart. It was one of those wet farts that sounds like a horse blowing a raspberry. It was extremely satisfying. I groaned in satisfaction. To celebrate, I stood up and sang

DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO!

DOMO!

DOMO!

I was in mid-Robot when a torso swivel brought me face-to-face with the guy who was sitting in a cube directly behind my chair, and not five feet away from me. He'd been sitting back there for maybe two hours, listening to me talk to myself, and was witness to both my fart, and my Robotting. It was like 9:30 at night, and I hadn't heard a loving sound from him.

I expect bonus schadenfreude any day now when I get fired for whatever kind of harassment blasting rear end on a guy then singing Styx at him qualifies as.

Tiggum posted:

I just enjoy having an excuse to be an arsehole to someone.

veedubfreak posted:

True scootyfroot is naming yourself New York.

TontoCorazon posted:

Some bulls are really chill if you don't gently caress with them. Also they love when they get their nuts scratched.

Semprini posted:

Weird, most folk with brain damage just end up supporting the Patriots.

Hyperlynx posted:

OK, so you didn't actually read the thread, then.

That's what I wanted to establish - whether you're lazy or stupid. Lazy it is.

Coucho Marx posted:

When I first saw this image, I expected all the lines to converge on one point, and wondered who that guy was and what he did to infuriate [insert your favourite vindictive deity here] so much. Still, that orange/red/blue area really got unlucky.

HEY NONG MAN posted:

http://www.avclub.com/article/dumb-...th-early-236346

Bunch of kids got too excited and put on their festival wrist bands as soon as they got them but the festival isn't for another month.

Good news is they can cut it off and pay a $20 idiot fee at the gate.
5/6/16, 11:34 AM

oldpainless posted:

Fight against the Sadness, Artax. Please, you’re letting the Sadness of the Swamps get to you. You have to try. You have to care. For me. You’re my friend. I love you.

Short Penguin posted:

4'11 here, and can vouch.

Clitch posted:

Boogie had a legitimately hosed up childhood that he coped with by overeating.

He's very open about his abuse, and how being so overweight is slowly killing him. He's not a HAES whiner with his head in the sand. If you watch the guy regularly, you can't help but root for him.

LeJackal posted:

No, I'm serious. We're not a sideshow attraction.

Stay out of our space.

LeJackal posted:

I like to drink at gay bars because they are safe places for gays - so stop invading our safe spaces, okay?

Spectral Debt posted:

Not only was Melania's speech plagiarized the writer rick rolled us.

Wasabi the J posted:

bill riding