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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Young super pushed UFC fighter does something really goddamn stupid and taps in the weakest loving submission



2 minutes of getting pounded and worked over led to this

https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/693606912399527936

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has a new favorite as of 16:46 on Jan 31, 2016

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
http://tindeck.com/listen/juxns


it starts off slow fyi

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Teddybear posted:

Was? I'm very sorry you had to say see you later, boi. :smith:

God loving damnit. Why did you go and make it so complicated?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has a new favorite as of 21:20 on Feb 4, 2016

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


edit:

Man proposes to girlfriend during weighins for his first UFC match. Man also pulled out some wiring of his jaw so he could make weight for the weigh ins.

Man fights. You're in this thread so you might know whats coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP4UXV-oLc8

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has a new favorite as of 23:42 on Feb 7, 2016

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

that was the joke yeah

Pesticide20 posted:

It's like a Far Side trouble brewing comic come to life

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://medium.com/@taliajane/an-open-letter-to-my-ceo-fb73df021e7a#.m4ojyuy72

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Wait, what WAS he trying to do? It almost looks like he just goes outside and intentionally takes a leap into the snow dick-first. It was so purposeful and confident.

he intentionally jumped into a snowbank so he could make a viral video

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/itsa_talia/status/699851913521553408

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Enourmo posted:

Why does the President's security detail care about money counterfeiting? Surely that would fall under the purview of the Department of the Treasury that prints legal currency, or perhaps the FBI who are in charge of federal crimes?

goddamn obama sticking his fingers in everything

Secret Service was founded about 50 years before the FBI, 4th oldest US federal LEOs. Before them it was the Postal Service inspectors, US Marshals (who handled enforcement side the of federal courts), and Parks Police in order of establishment.

They also were officially in the Treasury Dept. up until the establishment of DHS after 9/11 and were transferred in.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Elendil004 posted:

The USCG has the parks police beat by a year.

I'll throw in non-uniformed service if that makes you happy.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
VoidBurger, how do you keep finding schadenfreud about prepubescent dicks

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Karanas posted:

I know this is the Schadenfreude thread and all, but who the hell would find pleasure in that?

Goons

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CommonShore posted:

This derail is dumb but I also often ask the "PC gaming is more expensive than consoles" crowd how much they paid for their systems, and they're shocked to find out that for the cost of a PS4 + basics you can get a perfectly solid gaming computer with a proper graphics card and literally infinity games. And then I remind them that they need a TV, too. One guy went "oh gently caress my TV cost $1700..." when I asked him that.

Suddenly PC gaming is much cheaper.

On the other hand, TVs aren't going to be single purpose and you can pay 50 bucks for a Steam link or some nvidia gadget to mirror the pc display onto a TV in another room over ethernet

RareAcumen posted:

How many bitcoins can you win from the average esport?

I need to find the Totalbiscuit SC2 tournament where he offered like $25K in bitcoin when he announced it. It was less than half that when the tournament took place.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/704443137922433024


ed: wrong thread but trouble brewing

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has a new favorite as of 02:34 on Mar 1, 2016

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Icon Of Sin posted:

Bitcoins are the schadenfreude gift that just keeps on giving :allears:



edit:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-tournaments/438453-bitcoin-starcraft-scarlett-vs-naniwa-for-14btc

when it started the price was a tad over 1k. It then dropped to like $400-500 before the tournament, and continually to fall like a rock for a while.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has a new favorite as of 05:04 on Mar 1, 2016

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://youtu.be/izYE04Zko5c

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost





they have to pay $50M into escrow if they wish to appeal

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Testekill posted:

The guy in the dinosaur costume is former WWE wrestler Justin Gabriel & the kicker is former WWE wrestler & current Lucha Underground (that's the design on the shirt) Johnny Mundo. So yeah, it's all staged. Gabriel also wrestled on a LU taping beating up the Easter Bunny and the description mentions Luchasaurus as a potential Lucha Underground season 3 luchador.

killjoy


(source video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-orP16Vnqs0

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/740972317191352320
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/740973710593654784

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Gawker just declared bankruptcy and will be sold off to Ziff Davis because of the Hogan lawsuit.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Centripetal Horse posted:

It's worth noting that, a mere three fights before this, Mir submitted Lesnar in the first round. That was Lesnar's UFC debut. In the intervening two fights, Brock Lesnar became UFC heavyweight champion, and improved his game enough to absolutely manhandle Frank Mir, who is a legend in the sport, and arguably the best grappler in the history of his division. Lesnar's day job may be fake as gently caress, but he is a ludicrously gifted athlete. He's also kind of a cock.

Brock's day job consists of him hunting moose, loving Sable, and occasionally driving two miles to the nearest telephone so he can find out what city he has to fly out to 4 or 5 times every few months.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Colin Cowherd and Jason Whitlock both are opinionated douchebags who ESPN used as talking heads for ratings.

Fox Sports 1 poached them away for big money and put them on its new flagship TV show which aired for the first time yeaterday. Let's see how well they did.

https://twitter.com/Ourand_SBJ/status/742733006213918721

for those who can't do the convert, that's about 60k-70k viewers

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Suitaru posted:

Well, it's a real name, but not of a person. He's an imp or something.

I'd go with functioning alcoholic.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

I turned it off once I recognized the sad sound of a dad who wants to help his kid but doesn't know why his kid's upset or how to help.

hug ur dads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo


happy father's day

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Bonald Farndhardt posted:

In case you haven't seen it before, this is probably the purest schadenfreude I've ever witnessed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT21CI4GRUM

Police detective Stephanie Lazarus murdered a woman she was jealous of and went 25 years free due to a poor investigation. DNA evidence finally linked her to a bite wound on the victim, and she was arrested and convicted of first degree murder. Her initial police interrogation before she got formally arrested and charged is a full hour of her flubbing her way through a painful series of questions.

Anyone have any other good legal schadenfreude sources? It's one of my favorite genres but it's sometimes hard to find. Courtroom smackdowns, sassy lawyer letters, that kind of stuff.

This is one my favorite courthouse takedowns

https://youtu.be/NXawGAnkpRg

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Darkhold posted:

Debated putting this in the OSHA thread but I think it'll fit slightly better here *warning personal story incoming*

I work on an industrial estate. A guy on the other side that's moving out has been having a lot of problems. I'll call him Wood. Anyway Wood is an rear end in a top hat that asks tons of favours from everyone and always acts like everyone he deals with is cheating him. He's one of the sourest most unhappy people I've met. Turns out he's been paying some shady company for years to get rid of his waste. They've been doing this by bundling it up and shoving it anywhere people didn't use. Empty units, fields around back you name it there's ton bundles of compressed trash there.

Now that he's leaving these places are being opened up and he's being charged 80k for the cleanup. Now I guess you can argue he might not of known the company wasn't disposing correctly but I really doubt it. He either knew or flat didn't care.

To add to the general misery all the sites are now covered in flies. My office is a cloud of chemical poison I've sprayed just to keep the flies down to reasonable levels. I hear a company that has a lot of frozen food across the way is going insane.

tl:dr rear end in a top hat charged 80k to cleanup his trash and everyone is now fighting an army of flies.

Edit: forgot to mention some of the poo poo caught fire a few days ago which is how we learned about all this.

if you generate the hazardous waste, you own it cradle to grave, no matter if your lovely intermediary fucks up

there is no sympathy

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Darkhold posted:

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but just in case it's clear he didn't hire actual licensed people but just paid whoever was willing to get rid of it for the cheapest. Considering how much of this stuff is spread around places he has access to it's very very doubtful he hadn't stumbled on the mess before this and had a chance to get it sorted before it came to this.

https://www.epa.gov/laws-regulations/summary-resource-conservation-and-recovery-act

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Dick Trauma posted:

OP spells favors "favours" and used the phrase "industrial estate" so this might not have happened in the U.S.

I was not being sarcastic.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/746457833789599744

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
two drivers wrecked in a NASCAR race tonight

they decided to fight




the one in a blue firesuit is a goon.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I just got around to watching this and what the gently caress is the deal with those unbreakable Japanese tables??? :psyduck:

For some reason they were using trestle tables made of 1" thick wood over a thick metal frame that went the entire length of the table instead of using 1/2" particle board over a frame which has a gap in the middle. You can see it even better in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lyQSFoXo48&t=585s

I guess one of the wrestlers pissed off the wrong props guy?

That would have been the Elgin/Omega match from Dominion which was absolutely amazing.

New Japan is very much still in the traditional sporting contest sort of mindset, and never really got on the extreme gimmick match bandwagon (that was FMW) so it doesn't surprise me if they didn't know what sort of table to get.

As a point of reference, that ladder match was the first NJPW ladder match in the history of the promotion. Comparatively speaking WWE first had a major ladder match at Wrestlemania 9 (so 23 years ago) and run 2 or 3 high profile ones throughout the year.

Just really a different mindset in that promotion.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/doradafan/status/747616422742884352

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chichevache posted:

For content I decided to Google around for some Greek pottery pictures because, if I recall correctly, you could use the genitals as a hold in ancient wrestling :cry:.

Anyway, as I googled "greek wrestling dick" and "greco-roman scrote hold" I came across some Schadenfreude. :nws: A professional wrestler submits his opponent using only his penis.

the Schadenfreude is the shame both of these men will have to feel for the rest of their lives.

The first time that someone discovers Joey Ryan exists is the best

https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/748290872270196737/

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has a new favorite as of 13:39 on Jun 30, 2016

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/RealCharlyAvell/status/748285117810900993

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also Joey Ryan's cat recently held the DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight Title for three days thanks to the "pins count anywhere 24/7" rule

https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/746486627426439168

The cat only gave up the title because she was bribed with kitty treats.


Also not the first time an animal has held the belt.

A dachshund once pinned a ladder for the title belt.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Saint Freak posted:

I thought Bray Wyatt was a midget for the longest time . Turns out dudes actually 6'3". Its just that the other people he's always standing next to (Strowman, Harper, Rowan) are all like 7 foot tall actual genetic monsters.



The small guy there is like 6'3", 300 pounds

Harpers only like 6'5" but he has the benefit of having better physique and posture.

Both of IRS's kids are on the pudgy side.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chichevache posted:

You're in the wrong thread.



If you want I can find the one video of a wrestler laughing that a contract someone forced him to sign was legally invalid because he was being hung on meathooks and that counted as duress

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has a new favorite as of 18:28 on Jun 30, 2016

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

SpacePig posted:

I mean, you could maybe have the woman not only win the match, but maybe also not miscarry, or something.

I don't know the story behind the forced marriage storyline, but I think it'd be a clever twist to have something like that on the line, but the woman wins over the man, so now the male competitor has to marry Vince McMahon or something.

She wasn't wrestling, she was acting as a valet who was inadvertantly struck by a jobber. Then the jobber stick around and drop kicked a plastic baby while screaming It's not my fault

https://youtu.be/93u1j_rELgA

The forced marriage was a woman getting mickey finned and then stuck in the back of a car and then getting married to a wrestler in a Vegas shotgun wedding.

In a strange twist the woman was Stephanie McMahon and the wrestler was HHH and they ended up actually getting married.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has a new favorite as of 20:22 on Jun 30, 2016

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