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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Goddamn gambling sounds stupid.

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
A woman tries to hire an undercover cop to kill her husband.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYmIwpyVWjA

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I love me some bouncerfreude. An old classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SYLWuZqfY4

dat slomo

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I've heard that Cuba Libre's are good.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

I'm pretty sure he can make a few thousand bucks if one of the bigger porn companies are willing to hire him for a novelty vid.

He could also legally change his name to Carlos Danger and try getting work that way.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Did LA Beast quit his walking across America training yet?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

spog posted:

I don't think you can cheat in self-defence.

Incorrect. Failing to give a warning sigh before cutting a mugger down with your katana is considered unsportsmanlike.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Powaqoatse posted:

"you hit me! :mad:"

Btw, here's a compilation of newspeople fuckin up through 2016:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chkiHt_i7co

I'm the owl at 1:32

The guy with the beagle has got to be some kind of hometown hero to his regular viewers.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I can imagine a rendition of the heartbreaking song "The River" being played as Trump strides across the stage.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I wonder what Jeb! is up to right about now. His campaign sight is still up, funnily enough.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

cakesmith handyman posted:

Is the schadenfreude that anyone other than a cop would not have been treated with kid gloves for 20 minutes?

Lol have you ever even see a sovereign citizen son? Half the time the cops in these videos have the patience of saints.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Goon: Hey it's possible to spend less on coffee
Goon2: heh how bout gently caress OFF, RICH oval office

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Having a weapon holstered or slung on your back and calling the police station ahead of time would be a good and not retarded way to do that.

I can't fault the cops for putting the guy on his face when we walks in looking like a loving bank robber.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Those guys who entered the police station looking like henchmen were called idiots by open carry advocates.

quote:

"There is a clear difference between the everyday protection we advocate for and the attention seeking actions of these individuals. Wearing a mask, dark glasses, visible body armor, and a rifle slung across your chest instills a very specific image that cannot be ignored."

http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/07/us/dearborn-open-carry-arrest/

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Jamfrost posted:

Just use tempered glass with a spot of lube so you don't end up scraping yourself raw. Jeez, people. Also, flared bases. I am also fondly reminded of the dildomancer thread and the works of art in there.

C'mon man you can't just drop a reference like that and not provide a link.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

NoneMoreNegative posted:

You reminded me of the worst video ever where some well-greased fellow takes what looks like a jam jar up his rear end, and then it breaks, and he's awkwardly fishing out broken glass while the blood drips.

And then someone made a version of the video with googly eyes and it was a terrible thing to laugh at.

How strong was this man's butthole?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
A little bit old but still good.

Army general loses rank after using government travel card at stripclub( among other things).

This is the kind of thing that's so dumb that you'd expect this guy to be a buck private, not a loving high profile general. They should have knocked his rear end down to Colonel, in my opinion.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Trump's gonna nuke the liberal lyin media.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Similarly, no one cares about your opinion bout sports.

No one cares on your opinion of this guy's opinion on sports, BUD.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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syscall girl posted:




(also Phanatic is usually a good poster idkwtf that was)

You either did a hero, or live long enough to become a shitposter...

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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Phanatic posted:

That guy not only played football and baseball at UCLA, he played in the Rose Bowl and was on the same baseball team as Jackie Robinson. Then he enlisted, volunteered for the paratroops, won a Silver Star for a small-unit raid on a German artillery emplacement that became a textbook example used in teaching others how to do the same thing, was wounded in battle, turned down an offer to play pro baseball after the war, became a cop, got married, adopted two kids, attended law school at night, became a lawyer, became a district attorney, was the DA who prosecuted Sirhan Sirhan, was appointed to the California court of appeals where he served 20 years before retiring, and later died at home at the age of 90 surrounded by family.

No schadenfreude either, unless it's that none of us is likely to come close to a life that awesome.



Ok man, you gotta post this in the badass thread for heaven's sake.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's been a long time since my History of WW1 and WW2 class, but I thought the US was gonna beat the USSR to a Japanese invasion by several months.

Let's take a minute to think about how hosed up Japan would be right now if the goddamn Russians conquered them.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

SpacePig posted:

Hey now, it's not as racist as you think!


Why do people caught up in stories like this even talk to news outlets at all? Has it ever helped anyone that's done a thing like this?

An old favorite. If you knew you were a Library Masturbator, and a News Man approached you to talk about the library, wouldn't you make every excuse possible to NOT talk to him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GniNLLNBRM4


I love that special, "THANK you. I appreciate that".

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Picnic Princess posted:

I watched two manatee necropsies this year and I have to say they were some of the most fascinating experiences of my life. If ever I had the chance to help out with something like that beyond taking notes, I totally would.

Manatee Necropsy

I'm stealing this for my metalcore oceanpunk band

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Apraxin posted:

There are some pretty good tweets from the reporter who's doing a write-up from the courtroom btw:
https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/854350120128839680
https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/854350731415105537

Oh course he had a big lunch, THE MAN LIKES TO EAT!!!

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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Jason Chaffetz is a smug piece of poo poo and a real dumb mother fucker. I'm glad he chose to get the gently caress out of politics and hopefully no one let's him back in.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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Ariong posted:

If you just read the description of the video and skipped watching it, I highly recommend you go back and give it a look, because just describing it doesn't do it justice. He absolutely went for the gold on that one. He did racism hard enough to knock something off a table.

EDIT Don't watch it around people though, because they legit might hear it even if you're wearing headphones.

Everyone​ listen to this guy. The little poo poo deserves everything that's coming to him.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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gently caress this happened to me with a sock and I was really embarrassed. Can't imagine what the ol secret undies would feel like.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

*pretending to be smart enough to understand any of this*

Aha, yes! Of course!

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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Do we have a cyberpunk-in-real-life thread yet?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Punk's like that too and it's incredibly stupid and childish. I'm laughing at the idea of a pop snob though.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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This guy's Mexico's former president, right? It'd be great if Obama could get on this guy's level.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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Inspector Gesicht posted:

Steve Bannon probably puts a lot of work looking like poo poo.

He looks like he always smells of sour milk or vinegar or something.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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I love seeing those.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Bounty hunters are weird. In a lot of places they aren't even supposed to carry guns. I think since Dog the Bounty Hunter is an ex-con he just rolls with a souped up paintball gun.

I knew a guy who quit his job to go to "bounty hunter school". It's not even the worst decision he's made; I'm glad I know him, he's inspiring.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
He's trying to says he's a vaginafucker but is an idiot and just labeled himself a motherfucker.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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hanales posted:

Baseball is mostly standing around. It's not exactly a blood pumping event.

Everyone dishes on baseball until they play it. I know I did. There's a hell of a lot of sprinting in baseball.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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SiKboy posted:

The Schadenfreude is on us; Americans keep voting us one of the sexiest accents in the world, while simultaneously being unable to understand 2 words out of every 3 we say...

We're confused too as to why it's a sexy accent. But I'll be damned if it isn't.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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That Irishman should have just called Mayweather a oval office, that way we'd know it was all in good fun.

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I don't wish death on him. Cancer sucks and no one should have to deal with it. But he's somehow convinced the large portions of the left that he's a maverick because he says something cranky about policy right before he marches in lockstep with his party.

He could have helped keep his party from showing fealty to Trump, but instead he pulled his usual bullshit.

I want to like McCain but it's true. He could have went for the jugular during the Comey interview.

McCain when he was running for president reminds me of Sean Connery accepting his role in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and not understand what was going on but his agent told him it was a good idea. "Who's this crazy lady from Alaska? You want her to be my running mate? I don't know what's happening right now but if you think it's a good idea..."

Speaking of Palin, it's always funny to me that she didn't manage to get on board with the current administration. I always thought she used up all her crazy just a few years too early...

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