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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Not everyone speaks Spanish, friendo.

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Neurion posted:

:eyepop: Holy poo poo

Explain it to the idiots like me. How do you fight with a charged capacitor? What is 1.5F mean?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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There's a vision test component to NC driving tests as well.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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The final clip there made me laugh pretty hard.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Kidney Stone posted:

Accessing oglaf here at work, gives me this:

That's because Oglaf is entertaining pornography, about half the time. Lady who does it loves her some porn.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Deadite posted:

Mockery has never prevented that stupid anti-smoking truth group from creating terrible ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw

They've been doing poo poo like this for years

This poo poo is intentional. The Truth Group is funded ENTIRELY by tobacco companies as part of the huge settlements from the 90s. Incompetence and tone-deafness is the name of the game.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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veedubfreak posted:

I'm surprised there aren't more accidents in the UK considering they drive on the wrong side of the road all the time.

This is the dumbest joke... I ever laughed at.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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speshl guy posted:

I tried really hard to make a joke about how it's dystopian because no one followed the ciderhouse rules.

I'm glad you aborted it.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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This is a pro-click right here.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Polaron posted:

This is adorable and possibly the most perfect example of Golden Retriever-ness I've seen.

I've known dozens of golden retrievers. They are all very obedient animals - so long as you hold the treats. Leave the treats on the ground and you get that mess.

I laugh until I cry every time I watch this video.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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If he had been wearing a black bear costume he would be dead

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I don't have a problem with their killing the pigs, it just seems like they aren't very good at it.

I like the one where he just stares down the length of his barrel and doesn't even try to shoot.
Or the one where he sloooooowly gets his gun into position, while the hog hustles up and moves out of the way before it can get shot.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Alaois posted:

OH MAN TALKIN' BOUT FAT PEOPLE

Set aside the next five pages, this poo poo is gonna get stupid.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Doing the opposite of what 'Wayne LaPierre' LeJackal says is probably morally correct.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Korgan posted:

Yeah, maybe if you live in a weird country with only three kinds of venomous snake. Fucks wrong with America, no deadly snakes or spiders but you have carnivorous megafauna like bears, cougars and moose while having no healthcare? What a country

Moose.... aren't carnivorous.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Raygereio posted:

How well your body can handle heat varies from person to person, depending on factors like metabolic rate, body shape, etc.Also in general the more humid the climate, the warmer the actual temperature feels.
Maybe you live somewhere that tends to have a dry heat and/or have a high tolerance for heat. But over here in the Netherlands, I'd probably be sweating all over if I'm wearing something like long sleeved uniform at 25+ degrees Celsius.

The gently caress is a Celsius

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Holy poo poo

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Memento posted:

This, and also the song Sail by AWOL Nation. Any time I hear that, I'm preconditioned to expect someone to do something really dumb.

That song lets you know perfectly when poo poo is about to go down, too. It's great!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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If Youtube still displays ads over the content (and thus profits off the video) despite the content not being monetized for the creator, does that count as theft or what?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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grumplestiltzkin posted:

There's like a handful of native snakes in Florida that you have to worry about, almost all of which are very distinctive. Then again down in the Everglades (a loving massive swamp that takes up most of the southern 1/4 of the state, near Miami) they're finding gigantic (non-native) pythons and even loving anacondas. Rich idiot dipshits from Miami think owning an exotic snake would be great. Then a couple years later its 10 feet long and needs to be fed full sized rabbits, so they just say gently caress it and release it into the wild. Turns out there's no predators for 10-20 ft long snakes, so they just grow and grow and grow until they literally eat full sized alligators.

The schaden is literally anything to do with FL:smith:

Don't worry, they'll all be drowned in 20 years or so!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Oh that's the good stuff.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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No way, no loving way do 5,300 people do a thing independently. Their actions were directed from high up in the company.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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This man is a hero.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Outrail posted:

You don't vote because you want things to get better, you vote to stop things getting worse.

Yeah, as a pretty hard lefty I just want things to not actively go to hell.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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pretty sure animal cruelty like that is against the rules. could be wrong though.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Solice Kirsk posted:

I thought for sure a seagull was gonna land on her face and catch the food. Still good though.

Oh good I'm not the only one

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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unless kicker was stretch legstrong, poo poo's fake, yo.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

A police horse, too. I'm pretty sure that's considered assaulting an officer.

It absolutely is. My cousin-in-law got arrested for it down in New Orleans.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Jeez I hate every drive-time radio show's pet idiot guffawing constantly in the background.

I'm still listening to these because they're funny but c'mon guy they're not "bust a gut every four seconds" funny.

The Elvis Duran show has a lady who does nothing but cackle at bullshit. My fiancee loves the show and it's the worst thing.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Mr Havafap posted:

I know this is from ways back but Jebus, are you telling us you need to concentrate when eating a hotdog?
A hotdog?

MisterBibs is a professional putz.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Chichevache posted:

There has to be some trade off for living on a continent covered with delicious animals and no actual predators to compete with but loving dingoes. The rest of us got lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my!

For real, you haven't lived till you've eaten kangaroo steak. :munch:

I've had kangaroo. It was gamey and kinda bad, like poor rabbit. How is it supposed to taste then?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Bum the Sad posted:

I just want to Make Awful Great Again.

Just like Trump will do to the USA, killing old GBS basically sent SA into a death spiral.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Data Graham posted:

It's like that "Tater Salad" one that had to have been like a ten-year long game.

Go on...

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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moist turtleneck posted:

We know who we need when the great helicopter wars begin



There's an old Newsweek or Time or Life magazine infographic called 'R U A CYBERPUNK?!' that I picture every time I see this picture.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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He'll probably choke on that too.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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marshmallow creep posted:

What exactly happened to him?

He was made mod of PYF and then melted down slowly over the course of a few months, then blew up at the admins, who demodded him and made fun of him.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Phanatic posted:

Oh, this is so loving good.

http://www.startribune.com/feds-charge-porn-troll-lawyers-in-major-fraud-extortion-case-in-minneapolis/407095106/

The background on this is years long, Popehat's been covering it exclusively so here's his summary:

https://popehat.com/2016/12/16/the-prenda-saga-goes-criminal-steele-and-hansmeier-indicted-on-federal-charges/


This is a long rabbit hole to go down so it's cool if you don't, but trust me: this is *wonderful*.

God the level of dedication and shittery that went into a pretty loving basic extortion/blackmail scheme is amazing.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Nuebot posted:

I imagine it well, but I also imagine if it was done in America various lawyers and things would step in and it would wind up very uninteresting and it'd just be a bunch of comedians eating Guy Fieri's mildly spicy pizza or something and freaking out over how much it burns.

From what I understand, humor in the United States went like this: you have vaudeville, which is slapstick and jokes and skits and things, and it eventually evolves into stand up and what Americans find funny today.
Japan doubled down on the slapstick and hasn't ever looked back.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Yond Cassius posted:

I'm not sure if this goes in the Bad With Money thread or the Schaenfreude Thread, so I'll just put it in both. It might have been posted back in April, but I didn't see it in the few pages I checked!

It turns out that the obnoxiously spoiled Rich Kids of Instagram are doing their part to expose their parents' wealth to discovery by courts, tax agencies, and con artists. Of course, lying on social media is at least as common as the truth, so sometimes these stories end in admissions that the jewelry is fake, only the bills on top are real, and the boat is a rental.

I'd love to read the second story, but the WSJ hides behind a paywall.

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Solice Kirsk posted:

This is my new favorite prank. I may go buy a chainsaw.

It's really important you remove the chain before you attempt it.

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