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Baron von Eevl posted:Perhaps it is you who should look closer... Nope. Clooooseeeerrrrrrrrrrr
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Jan 20, 2016 02:24
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Thump! posted:You know you can just get a litter box, right? Like, they'll go in that instead of on the floor or whatever. You'd think so, yeah. This is a case of "long haired cat with runny poos, shits in his box, gets it on his bumfur then drags his bum across my floor"
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Jan 20, 2016 02:42
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Ehud posted:I mean, it's not nearly as funny as the guy who set out to walk across the country with a baby stroller carrying his supplies and only made it like 40 miles, but I was amused nonetheless.
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Jan 23, 2016 11:08
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"Children are stupid, laugh at them". I find your schadenfreude 
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Jan 25, 2016 12:27
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Blackchamber posted:So they are following China's drone recovery program? Cause its literally that, crash it in the ocean and then recover it. Yeah. It's a very short-endurance flight, though.
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Jan 27, 2016 13:02
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A while ago, Australia had a gun massacre. So we banned assault rifles. Haven't had a single massacre since. Apparently, Ted Cruz thinks that our rate of rape went up after that. Because rapists go after ladies not toting assault rifles, apparently. Well, our opposition leader sent him a letter politely telling him to gently caress off.
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Jan 28, 2016 12:47
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ringu0 posted:They can't, which evidently doesn't stop them from making these noises. Oh my god. Oh long Johnson! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkwiQmGWK4c
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Feb 2, 2016 02:19
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Birb Katter posted:Denying visas because you don't like someones political views is not a great precedent. I was pondering this too. But if it keeps that piece of poo poo out, grease the gently caress out of that slippery slope. I don't even care.
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Feb 4, 2016 04:54
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poptart_fairy posted:Does this mean we have a precedent for you defending rape, or Don't be obtuse. He means it sets a precedent for the Immigration Minister denying visas with no actual legal evaluation process behind it, and so one day someone might get denied a visa because Dutton said so when they were actually a good guy and not a rapist. I don't agree, myself. The Immigration Minister is going to do whatever he drat well pleases regardless, and I don't think precedent actually makes a difference here. I think the only solution is to reform the whole process, so that we keep rapists out because it says in the official process "don't let them in if they are rape advocates, and here's the standard for proving that they are, and here's the process they can use to appeal" etc. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 13:17 on Feb 4, 2016 |
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Feb 4, 2016 13:15
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poptart_fairy posted:If you're advocating and inciting rape, how is that not a valid reason to be denied entry into a country. It is a valid reason, no question. The problem is, one single guy gets to decide whether a given reason happens to be valid or not, and there's no appeal. The Minister's made the right call in this case, but he may not always, and it shouldn't be the irrevocable decision of just one person. I think Birb Katter means that it sets a precedent that it's ok for the Immigration Minister to make these calls by himself. Personally, I don't think precedent is going to make much difference one way or another. BK's not saying it's bad that a rapist got banned from the country. He's saying it's bad one man gets to ban people (generically) from the country. The ideal would be: rapist tries to get into the country. Immigration looks at the rules and goes "yeah nah, you can't come in because you're a rapist". Rapist appeals, saying "but where does it say 'no rapists'". Immigration then goes "right here, under 'R'". At the moment, it's "you can't come in because Peter Dutton says so", which is not a very robust system. Because, on the other side of the coin, you get immigration denying a dying student's family visas to come and see him and it's a shitshow of social media pressuring ministers to deny or undeny or overrule each other rather than a sane appeals process. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 13:33 on Feb 4, 2016 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:This one's on me. Great to hear you're still truckin'. Your thread got goldmined too soon. Also: thank you for inadvertently telling me where this "domo arigato mister roboto" stuff actually came from in the first place, which I somehow never got around to googling.
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Feb 5, 2016 09:13
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Plucky Brit posted:On the subject of Congressional hearing schadenfreude, here's George Galloway MP (and professional gobshite) tearing Norm Coleman to pieces. Holy poo poo, this is glorious! Why "gobshite", though (not knowing anything about the guy)? e: God. It's like a bunch of schoolchildren trying to criticise their teacher. Not all questions are yes/no. Jesus christ. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 15:00 on Feb 5, 2016 |
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Feb 5, 2016 14:23
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zakharov posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhUQUkLpA3I  why is everyone standing around watching, going "oh no!" rather than hopping in and taking the keys out? Best ending.
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Feb 6, 2016 08:27
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you tried and hosed up your timing even a little you could end up under its tyres. Aw, come on, it wasn't going very fast.
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Feb 6, 2016 09:10
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A guy made a bot to respond to telemarketers automatically for him, to annoy them and waste their time without wasting his. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DkF88BkpeE
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Feb 8, 2016 02:45
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Wow way to completely own those wage slaves in poo poo jobs they hate doing, really showed them what-for. It's not just wage slaves but scammers. But aside from that, the point is to waste the time of the companies, who nobody wants to hear from in the first place and who have often been told before not to call in the second. If that means making someone's poo poo job a bit shittier, so be it. At least they get paid either way (I hope).
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Feb 8, 2016 09:26
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e: never mind
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Feb 11, 2016 06:20
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e: nah, it was funnier in my head
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Feb 11, 2016 11:52
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spog posted:I genuinely felt bad for the kid. Yeah, me too  Still, I think it was for the best
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Feb 18, 2016 23:50
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Wasabi the J posted:Let's not forget the kid was griefing people including the sysadmin. Sure, but he's griefing because he's loving bonkers. I'm sad that he's loving bonkers.
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Feb 19, 2016 01:14
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International importance. Nutters shooting up civillians in the US is very sad, but it's ultimately not our problem.
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Feb 21, 2016 09:55
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iRend posted:http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/3742933/ballarat-bus-crashes-into-melbourne-bridge-audio/?cs=61 the article posted:“We are out to protect our brand and make sure we don’t tarnish our brand,” Mr Baird said
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Feb 22, 2016 07:57
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dog days are over posted:It's true that Hitler has only got one ball?! Is the other in the Albert Hall? Yeah, it is. And Himmler had something similar.
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Feb 23, 2016 09:20
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Freudian slippers posted:If anyone's still wondering what does or does not constitute proper schadenfreude: Yes, he posted deliberately to provoke a reaction. Leave it alone.
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Feb 27, 2016 09:27
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ekuNNN posted:Yes, we should turn the other cheek to organizations that have a very long and also very recent history of attacking and killing people based on their skincolour. "If you just ignore them they'll go away!" has worked wonders in the past. "Not attacking on sight" is not the same thing as "turning the other cheek". Don't be obtuse.
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Feb 29, 2016 01:28
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Why not use a chocolate icecream cone instead of a vanilla one? Nobody's going to mistake that for the KKK. Also: "passer byers" 
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Feb 29, 2016 05:54
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Some people like competitive video games. Some people do not. Some people like athletic sports. Some people do not. The world is full of people that like and dislike all sorts of different things. Get the gently caress over it and stop slapfighting like preschoolers.
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Mar 1, 2016 02:35
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Lord Chumley posted:I'm taking a look around for you, but in the meantime have this. The best Starcraft schadenfreude, I believe, is still this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40ccy9kljvI And, apparently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9g8DMndIJc e: aww, runs out of steam at 1:50
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Mar 4, 2016 09:58
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StrangersInTheNight posted:What's really funny about this is that it wouldn't happen if pro-Starcraft rules required the player to finish out the game, like pretty much every other pro sport. Being able to rage-quit as a pro is a really stupid rule, and it's wonderful to see it backfire so hilariously. Alien Arcana posted:I think it's supposed to work like chess, where when you know you're beaten you can (and probably should) concede the match to avoid wasting everyone's time. Alien Arcana has it. Starcraft 2 identifies that a player has lost the game when they lose all their buildings, but long before that point their opponent will have had an insurmountable lead and it takes loving ages to fight all the way to destroying all that stuff. Unless it's the last game of a tournament (and usually not even then) people don't drag out the game to the bitter end, they leave once they know they're beaten. It's considered good sporstmanship, but also these matches are best of 3 or 5 or whatever, and a player doesn't want to needlessly drag out a game when they have another one to play immediately after. They want to just move on and get their head back in the game for the next one, rather than pissfart around. The ettiquette, however, is to concede by typing "gg" ("good game") and then exit the match through the in-game menu. Idra, however, literally ragequit. He alt+f4'd. The game feed just cuts off, it doesn't even say "Idra left the game" on it, which would indicate that he quit the match through the game. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 02:05 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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Stop replying to him, idiots.
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Mar 6, 2016 06:12
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Gropiemon posted:A bris should be a spectator sport. It is. Well, traditionally it's a celebration with lots of guests, who watch if they want.
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Mar 8, 2016 01:35
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Byzantine posted:purely psychosomatic Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic.
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Mar 8, 2016 04:28
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Yeah there used to be really strict rules against using nets or tangling devices but for this season they rewrote that rule so that technically it didn't say that but you could tell that was still the spirit of the rule. The Complete Control team thought they'd found a loophole so they pulled this stunt on the Ghost Raptor and absolutely everyone turned on them in about .05 of a second. It was a dick move and it was really satisfying to see them get their asses kicked in the rematch. You have to admit, the birthday present full of net was really funny though
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Mar 9, 2016 03:43
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ranbo das posted:There was a guy in my high school who was borderline retarded (like, legit he was developmentally disabled) who took a right on a red in a "no right on red intersection" He passed the driving test. I really wish it wasn't racist to ask for more strict requirements for getting a driver's license, but realistically all that means is more unlicensed drivers which sucks.
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Mar 11, 2016 05:02
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WickedHate posted:Strict requirements for things like driving, voting, etc. have often been used to keep disadvantaged people disadvantaged. Oh right, that
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syscall girl posted:Not suggesting you commit a crime by any means but he could possibly have a nice rest in a drainage ditch. Or a jail cell. How do you think these people get so messed up in the head in the first place?
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Mar 13, 2016 16:10
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smilingfish posted:If the doctor or chiropractor is in on the scam too, you can bet they won't be getting good treatment for their injuries. Even if a chiropractor isn't in on the scam they're not going to get good treatment for their injuries... e: also: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-07/authorities-crack-down-on-chiropractors-fake-health-claims/7227194 The Chiropractic Board of Australia warns its members to stop being frauds. I'm not sure what that's supposed to leave them with, but there you go.
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Aerdan posted:There are actually some chiropractors who are competent with bone-related issues I find that hard to believe.
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Imagined posted:The only thing anyone should ever say to Breivik is "You murdered 77 people." Just over and over again in response to anything he says. Doesn't really work when he's still proud of it, though.
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