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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Tony Phillips posted:

More Michigan.

Not even sure if it's freude. But I can't stop watching.

https://vine.co/v/e9bJ23p1E0B

A fan apparently had a heart attack after that game.

Fan Has Heart Attack In The Big House Following Last Play Of Michigan-Michigan State Game.

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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Yeah, he was reported to be in stable condition at the hospital. Heart attacks aren't funny but people getting so incredibly wrapped up in sports games that they sob in a bathroom after a loss or whatever are really satisfying to hear about. It's a loving game.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
I was waiting for the snow plow as well. They know when you've cleaned the walk and when you've parked your car on the street. Having a plow drive by when you're getting your groceries out of the car is like a hundred angry kids throwing handfuls of gravel at you. :(

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
A belly flop?

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Holy poo poo, that guy! "What was it doing up there anyway?!" I guess they move somebody's ashes around a lot in that house?

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Subjunctive posted:

That dog must have really been moving.

They're playing fetch on a putting green so the grass is faster.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

There's a reason this is called a 'suicide grip' and this is the reason.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Does she not realize that her peers are doing the job for a little bit then, most likely, moving on to something better? If you hate your job, find a new one like all of your smarter peers already did.

yeah just go down to the job store and get a new job, jfc

(I'm not disagreeing that she's dumb but 'Just find a better job' isn't really a thing most people can do in modern America.)

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Nitrox posted:

This guy debunks the stupid loving re-breather scam, that got nearly a million dollars on kickstarter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ep2vUMJt0&t=834s

That guy sure is angry about feminists.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Gawrsh!

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Looks like a potato gun.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Chichevache posted:

Final score: 78-0 :laugh:

I guess I'm having steak this week.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

im pooping! posted:

i agree, unfortunately the dude didn't know what he was stealing and where in gods name is he going to find a way to fence 80 lbs of gold flakes?

(ps im him)

About every 3 miles on the interstate once he gets out of NYC. There's more than enough lovely 'Cash for Gold' joints that won't bat an eye.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Regalingualius posted:

OTOH, they all probably also know about the theft. And how often do people come into those places with gold that's in powder form instead of, y'know, jewelry?

'Hello Cash4Gold proprietor, I recover gold from electronic parts using scary sounding chemical processes. Wanna buy this gold I took from radios and computers?'

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Gorilla Salad posted:

Holy poo poo, you still let people smoke in stores?

I think that's what the clerk is telling the guy, to take his cigarette outside. But then it suddenly turned into high noon.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
I'm gonna be really sad if I learn that Michael's CEO loots Egyptian pyramids or something.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
I can't wait to hear the first 'Okay, but look, in the context, it's fine that he said it because...' from an apologist.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
It's not even that. Excedrin contains caffeine, which is why it's good for headaches. 65mg per capsule. 9 caps of Excedrin would be nearly 600mg of caffeine which is about 150% the daily recommended dose for an adult. Kids under 13 are recommended to stay under 100mg. So giving a fuckin' baby the equivalent of 3 cans of Monster would be pretty bad.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Man I wish I could figure out how to remove audio from a youtube video because I'd love that PING...AAUUGGHHH as my text alert.

i got you bb

http://www.hill10.com/PING.mp3

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

im pooping! posted:

idgi, is it just a led powered by a usb device?

It's a portable battery bank to recharge your phone on the go. Except, y'know, an incredibly lovely and shoddy fake of one.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Well, that's... Ugh.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
2nd place might as well be last place to someone like Trump.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

zidane13 posted:

I kinda really want a Blitzmas Beast and actually really want a Captain Beefheart. Is mortadella a real thing because I'm just imagining a ghost pepper or carolina reaper infused mozzarella.

Mortadella is like bologna or salami.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Away all Goats posted:

Michigan? Don't they regularly get snow and ice? How do they not know how to drive in those conditions :psyduck:

We do. The problem is that someone spins out for whatever reason (commonly due to whiteouts or black ice), someone hits that guy, and then people just start piling up because they're doing 50-60 MPH and can't stop when they see the pile-up.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
The hotel guy comes off way worse in this story, what a prick.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Let him spend the remainder of his days as a cautionary tale. You molest over 190 girls? You get shunned from humanity in general. Your only living space is a beige cell, no window, and a wire covered light. Enjoy the next 154 years.

Yeah, this is how I feel about it. Getting killed in genpop would be mercy.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Wow, cool, the special effects from Ghostbusters became real.

:stonk:

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
The last one is legit adorable though.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
"I don't agree with what you say, sir, but I'll defend your right to say it!"
"Thanks, get in the train car."
"Yes, sir, into the train car I go, I wouldn't want you to feel oppressed!"

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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Phanatic posted:

Seriously, if all it takes to get you to say "gently caress the rule of law, let's just start rioting against the people we don't like today" is a few thousand Nazis bleh bleh blah

I want you to really, really look at this sentence. Like, real hard. You wrote this.

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