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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Eukodol posted:

I'm sure Stevie Wonder doesn't either.

Dude can loving see for real

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Choco1980 posted:

Frankly, I'm a big fat nerd who is most of the time either in front of the pc or the tv. I even like a lot of sports like Baseball or Basketball. Just Football I never got the appeal of. It's the most boring sport out there (even friggin Golf is more interesting to watch) and I've not seen a single more inconsequential thing (let alone a game) that made people more unreasonably upset than football does (Reasonable_Football_fan.avi). I suppose the Schadenfreude is on me for getting so fed up with it that I resorted to those stupid overplayed troll-words.

The fact that your link wasn't a link to eatdatpussy445 is shameful.

Edit: I'll just embed for everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DU45vfAfHs

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Good gimmick poster.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Want to hear the sound of pure northern-English schadenfreude?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5dL4DPm-DE

While that guy is driving slow in the fast lane I'm not really sure what he's "hogging" in a near empty road?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
When I live Scotland we watched the PSA where the kid got his football cleats stuck in the train tracks then the train cut off his arms and legs.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Edit; Way wrong thread.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

C.M. Kruger posted:

And for certain types of welding and other industrial uses that can't be preformed with other supplemental gasses like argon and where using hydrogen is too dangerous.

Argon, helium, hydrogen, which on is different than the others?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Celery Face posted:

It's probably not a good idea to loudly preach when it's Sunday morning and people are trying to sleep in. Skip to 14:30 if you don't want to watch the whole thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86-nT7p1L4
(Sorry if this one was already posted)

I made it through 30 seconds of that dude before I was glad he got his rear end beat.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Amoeba102 posted:

He's fist pumping without noticing the guy next to him.

The classic

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Fatty posted:

Also, toxoplasmosis charities kind of don't exist.

It's called a kill shelter.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Perestroika posted:

Is it just me, or is the woman in 2:05 about this close to losing an arm in addition to her mobile? Those struts seem like they're really close to the cart :stare:

It's not very close at all.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Gorilla Salad posted:

That's some drat fine schadenfreude.

I'm not that familiar with how US traffic laws work, but if it's anything like it is here, I'm guessing the driver fleeing turns it from a minor infraction to something much bigger?

On one hand getting in a fender bender like that usually results in no infraction they fact that they ran probably points to the driver have no insurance/registration/license which would be a big problem.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

You need your skin to live.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Choco1980 posted:

Seriously, last winter was abso-loving-lutely insane here in MI, and the worst one on record.

How was it horrible in Michigan when it was super light here in Minnesota.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

speshl guy posted:

Any police officer worth his salt will be able to tell as soon as your window is down that you've been ingesting mind-altering substances. At this point refusing to answer questions the cop knows the answer to will succeed only in pissing him or her off.

Evoking the 5th amendment would probably be advisable if, say, you possessed something or did something unrelated to the reason for him or her pulling you over. Police officers in many jurisdictions confiscate large amounts of cash that they come across during the application of their duties with impunity so feel free to avoid mentioning the $6000 in cash you have in your wheel well that you were planning to use for the down payment on a house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEpZWGgJks

Some jurisdictions will take you to the hospital to have your blood drawn instead of a breathalyzer, and you are equally expected to submit to this test. I find this practice ethically dubious because it will give a positive for marijuana even if you haven't smoked in days, compounding your DUI charges. So avoid mentioning past substance use.

That being said, mixing substances is statistically proven to exponentially increase chances of an accident, so refrain from doing so.

Also, please don't drive under the influence. I've seen enough crippled innocent people and teenage obituaries for one lifetime.

Hmm, interesting post. Post more.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I did that once with a table saw but instead of spearing a person (this is like safety #1 with a sander or saw, WTF) it shot a spear of wood across the room that buried itself two feet into our wall sheetrock.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

WarpedNaba posted:

I don't like it when infants are injured, no schaden for me :smith:

You're wrong.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
The most important part is they prove that The Skateboard Kid was in fact a documentary.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

chitoryu12 posted:

No lie, I would jump off a 2 story building if a harmless landing was guaranteed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkRJ-UD8Bpw

Edit: Don't know about "guaranteed harmless" in this case but still pretty rad.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

It's the more efficient darwin award method.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Germans will often tell you the state they're from.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
More football Schaden.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Pesticide20 posted:

Better than the missed field goal that lost the Vikings the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SzOeR96IOQ

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Carbon dioxide posted:

Where is your god now?

Def not in Nova Scotia.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Carbon dioxide posted:

Surprisingly no schaden in this freude.

http://i.imgur.com/y4oqOrR.gifv

You missed the Badass thread.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Failarmy's week 3!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEmZwZz2zw4

(the muffled screaming at 2:40 is amazing)

The sailboat one is good unexpected shaden.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

But do you TELL the child it's wrong, or does the child learn this from fused discs?

Hopefully quadriplegic kid doesn't try to run over cat tail in the motorized scooter she controls with eyeball movement.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

plain blue jacket posted:

what the gently caress is up with all these child gore gifs you disgusting loving pricks, reported every loving one of you

http://i.imgur.com/CeQBIKk.gifv

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
It's also the lake that Keanu drove the ice boat around on in Chain Reaction for more Lake Geneva related Schadenfreude (on you) for those who watched the movie.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

HEY NONG MAN posted:

10 months is a long rear end time to hold up a presidential appointment.

It's not a long time if you're up for reelection in November.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Oh poo poo epic burn picture caption.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

canyoneer posted:

Because the leading entry is RSS Boaty McBoatface

Also reddit seems to think it's a funny boat name.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Dillbag posted:

Vancouver is a rapidly growing city full of lovely drivers and it's always nice to see one get his comeuppance.

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2016/03/dumb-vancouver-driver-instant-karma-video/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZIPkuHN-4s

That's cool and all but I'm not sure why the camera dude seemed so willing to try to get in a crash with someone already driving erratically.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Skippy McPants posted:



Is there a story behind this one? Why's the batter so pissed; it doesn't look like he got hit?

Throwing behind someone is usually though of worse than actually hitting someone. Unless the pitcher was throwing at someone's head usually the batter can at least partially deflect a pitch aimed at them. When you throw behind them their natural reaction is to flinch back into the pitch.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I hope random civic dude didn't have anything important on those papers.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Is there something going on unseen that caused 2 crashes and like 4 near wrecks there?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Meats back on the menu boys!

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

WarpedNaba posted:

Given the Apple Fanboys and their own adherence to grooming and personal hygiene, I'm not sure anyone would have noticed.

Wait, do you mean well groomed twink metrosexual apple fanboys?

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