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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Jippa posted:

If you understood how horrific a death from cancer of the liver is, I would say his "crimes" pail into insignificance. I'd prefer to be tortured and killed by ISIS than that.

I really think you completely mis understand "karma" if you think his lovely "sick burn" and this outcome are in any way equal.

Sounds like someone's never been tortured and killed by ISIS before

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Henchman of Santa posted:

And a lot of the most fervent college fanbases are in areas with no pro sports presence--Alabama, Nebraska and Oklahoma come to mind--or where the college teams had already established themselves before the pros got there.

This is the one

What the gently caress else are people in Alabama going to do

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Scarf posted:

What about this video of a michigan fan crying in the stands?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHrSoDxQZqw

Michigan students are the loving worst, because 9/10 they aren't from Michigan, they just went there for the football team, like a bunch of grade-A dumb fucks.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

Want to hear the sound of pure northern-English schadenfreude?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5dL4DPm-DE

It took me a while to figure what the gently caress was going on. I guess even the fast lane is different, makes sense.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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LawfulWaffle posted:

God drat, I laughed harder at this than anything else today. It's so comical I'm surprised there isn't a laugh-track, since you (or at least I) expect that maybe the driver will hit one kid on his rush to get where ever, but nope. He goes straight for the multikill/ace. Classic British humor.

It's loving brutal

It's like real life Metalocalypse, who wouldn't laugh

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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KoRMaK posted:

That kid won't visit his mom or take care of her while she's in a nursing home or hospital.


Lol

This is the real schadenfreude

"Why don't you ever call?" she wept bitterly

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Slugnoid posted:

Australian PSAs were apparently directed by 1970s George Miller..
(skip to 2:10 and 3:45 if you just want to see smashes) :madmax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mf8DtWWd8

Soundtrack should have been Cannibal Corpse, Shredded Humans

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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canyoneer posted:

That's a thing in Latino birthday parties, so in at least one culture (and probably a few of the videos) it's not considered cruel.

If you are a Mexican kid and haven't had a faceful of cake, you must be one of these weird rear end mexican families that claims to be Spaniard, unlike those commoner browns

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Hulebr00670065006e posted:

1-6 Is the norm for reviews concerning films, food, music, etc. in Denmark. Might be a Scandinavian/European thing? :shrug:

Why not hexadecimal? What the hell, guys

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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I'm the high heels in the wilderness

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Rich horse girls always grow up to be entitled shits

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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mobby_6kl posted:

STFU about the stupid pranks already.



Hold on, I've got one more uninteresting high school anecdote

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Weatherman posted:

A metre and a half counts as "super close"? What the gently caress kind of personal space issues do you guys have? Are you culturally obligated to scatter far and wide through the car park to prove that you're an individual free spirit who no one can tread on or something?

Also the video/idea wasn't even funny, Porsche guy is calling the kettle black with his small penis issues, etc.

Whoa, salty as gently caress

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Trump winning the nomination would be so delicious, I can't even put it in to words. Did you ever wonder what would make the most apathetic and largest non-voting group of people actually get off their asses and vote? Calling them all rapists and murderers is a pretty good start.

I'm convinced Trump is secretly a Democratic operative, using his last years on earth to ensure a Dem majority for the next decade.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Choco1980 posted:

In 2004, when Bush got re-elected, my now ex-wife and I strongly looked into moving to Canada. We were going to go to Victoria BC. She had visited and fell in love with the city in her youth, and I was just finishing up a film degree (shut up, I know I'm an idiot already) so it seemed idyllic. Turns out to emigrate there, you have to prove that you have skills that will get you a job or make you a valuable member to society, and in order to get on their health program (which isn't that great to begin with) you have to live there for a year first. I'm disabled with a very chronic condition (kidney failure due to a genetic fluke) so going a full year with zero health care would be a death sentence for me unfortunately.

Bush looks like FDR compared to the current crop of GOP scoundrels

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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This is a really good tangent

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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I remember Philosophy 301 too

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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I just saw the trailer for The Good Dinosaur, and the Schadenfreude is on me, because I thought it was actually going to be about a bad dinosaur

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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I've told my family and friends for the longest time I'm afraid of clowns, but thats not true

It's just this one specific loving clown toy my grandma had with green polka dot pants

gently caress that toy forever; I walked in to her room as a teenager once to look for a book she wanted, saw it on the shelf after 10 years of not seeing it and almost poo poo my pants

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Those spanx are doing some difficult work

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Hey everyone, friendly reminder:

1st rule of economics is that a good is worth exactly as much as someone is willing to pay for it

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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My wife would fit right in to tax-talk on this thread.

She was complaining because now we make enough money that she doesn't qualify for financial aid for her 2nd bachelors degree. I tried not to lose my temper as I explained how nice it was to not eat ramen and sleep on the floor like we did when we were freshmen, and maybe paying out of pocket for school was a small price to pay for financial stability.

She's going to be a Republican in 20 years, and then I'll be posting on this thread about my Tea Party wife.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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This dude's an ex-cop, he's going to be in solitary confinement for the rest of his life just to keep people from murdering him.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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spog posted:

Don't forget the last point

  • Publically dis Hilary Clinton

I forgot about that. I wonder where pissing off the most powerful, vindictive woman in America fell in to his master plan.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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veedubfreak posted:

The first picture of him I've seen where he doesn't look like a smug douche.

He looks like he's being arrested for eating his mom's rear end

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Why not just say 3rd and 2nd place? Who says runner up?

But gently caress Steve Harvey anyway

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Grown ups who have strong opinions about Star Wars is my personal emotional dessert

Geek tears, so delicious

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Rick_Hunter posted:

About halfway through I was hoping he'd start doing that Muhammed Ali wiggle.

:vince: Nice

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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PerilPastry posted:

Pro tip: Do not beat up blind kids when Cody's around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbaX90xGm0Q

My favorite thing

"I'm loving good, Cody!"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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KoRMaK posted:

Blind kid went picking a fight, the "bully" didn't know the kid was blind.

So, double schadenfreude then

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Outclassed by a really bad porn star, smdh

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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People who collect things solely for profit deserve every terrible thing that happens to them ever

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Basebf555 posted:

One thing that I find especially odd about L.A. Beast is how normal certain areas of his life are, like personal hygiene. He's got really straight, white teeth, he maintains his facial hair, he seems reasonably fit, his place isn't a complete hovel, etc.

It's only a matter of time before all that stomach acid fucks up his teeth forever

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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nerdz posted:

This does not surprise me at all.

Do not mess with girls that love horses

Horse girls are the worst humans in America

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Bedshaped posted:

I meant to post this here. The schadenfreude is palpable.



http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/16/north-korea-sentences-us-student-to-15-years-hard-labour

Stupid kid does stupid thing. Gets 15 years hard labour. Does he deserve it goons?

Any American that thinks visiting NK is a good idea deserves every bad thing that happens to them

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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White girls always trying to run in an empty city park at 4 AM, white dudes always trying to go to war zones and human rights disasters to get sweet reddit points

"On principle, I should be allowed to do this thing without getting hurt!" It's like they live in an alternate universe.

I wish there was a better way to separate the blue collar white people than saying "privileged", because I'm drat sure Becky who works at the Denny's and Mike the sanitation worker ain't doing this poo poo.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Hey guys, while we're at it, I've got something to get off my chest about all you guys laughing at skateboarders being injured!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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I don't even watch them anymore, I wait for the goon description. The dude is mentally unwell and I no longer get any enjoyment from it.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Sinners Sandwich posted:

I missed out on the Gawker and Hulk Hogan trial and it seems like a really long event. Is there somewhere I can read up on it easy like a video compilation or a Top 10 things things said Hulk vs Gawker.

Gawker were a bunch of hypocrites, refusing to post young celeb debutante hacked pics, but pretty much putting Hulkamania porn on the front page, brother

Gawker said a bunch of things that probably made the jury give them the legal flying knee drop

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Scarf posted:

Katt Williams punched a 7th grader (embedded instagram vid in link): http://www.wetpaint.com/katt-williams-fight-seventh-grader-1481392/

Then gets choked out by said 7th grader: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOfv1FuVFzk



edit: Here's a youtube video with both spliced together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsqj3Tj09MQ

The worst thing is you have all these dumb dumbs saying the illuminati is drugging him or hypnotizing him, etc for speaking the truth.

This dude is on crack

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