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The not-Hoth scene with the "it's salt" guy could have been improved 100% if he immediately pulled out a big plate of french fries.
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Just lfmao if you don't think that Rey is totally thirsting for black dick. She totally wants to slap that across her face like a space salami.
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Dec 20, 2017 18:40
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Kylo stands on the ashes of his predecessor, invoking a newer, more authoritarian regime after a temporary truce with a more democratic ally. How you guys aren't seeing that Disney is promoting Stalinism is beyond me #smh
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Dec 20, 2017 19:19
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:Do photographs exist in star wars? It kinda seems like they don't. Maybe they can erase him from the Special Edition.
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Dec 20, 2017 19:32
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Actually the only thing dumber than the crank call was the super-duper rebel insignia decoder ring. I actually laughed when I saw that thing on screen, fortunately it only shows up for a second but they call back to it at the end. "Hey kids! Now you can support the rebellion with every box of Frosted Wampa-O's!"
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Dec 20, 2017 20:19
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You can actually look up bulletin board comments from the eighties and see what people thought of ESB and RotJ. I used to have a link but it's long gone and I can't get google to give up the goods.
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Dec 21, 2017 00:19
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Yeah, I want to see Rey's half-wookiee kids end up fighting Broom Kid (who has become evil) (and also still has the broom) (and also uses it in combat).
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Dec 21, 2017 00:46
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whatever7 posted:Kylo and Rey should gently caress to release sexual tension after the slaughtering of the red guards. no way, she already saw him when he was like "sorry rey can't talk just going to the...gun show" 💋💋💋 kisses bicep 💋💋💋 she didn't show any interest then, no way she's going to slurp his lightsaber
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Dec 21, 2017 14:56
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Teek posted:Too late on that, he already did that in Episode III. Not as himself, though. He was some sort of blue alien.
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Dec 21, 2017 16:06
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Yoda is Tom Bombadil.
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Dec 21, 2017 20:58
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Because that could also refer to Naboo.
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Dec 22, 2017 04:07
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AndyElusive posted:I know you're being facetious but I think if you're going into an episode of Star Wars without that then you're probably always going to be disappointed. Meesa think so too! Okie-day!
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Dec 22, 2017 22:47
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or when he fell on the tv antenna did it mess with vader's hbo or not
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Dec 24, 2017 01:17
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Mystery boxes in fiction can work, but only if: a) it's not JJ Abrams doing them and b) they're limited to self-contained tv episodes like Twilight Zone, where they can be resolved before the audience has too much time to think about it
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Dec 24, 2017 16:35
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disney promoting jihadism to are youth #smh
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Dec 24, 2017 18:35
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Bardeh posted:So I was really expecting them to kill off or otherwise get rid of Leia because, well, y'know. Wouldn't that have been sensible rather than having to deal with Carrie Fisher's absence in the next movie? Also, I guess she must have been sick or tired, but her acting throughout the movie was really kinda wooden and bad. imo the only dignified way to deal with Leia is to open ep ix with her heart exploding from a massive overdose of space coke edit: and then it dawns on the rebels why she keeps bringing them to planets covered with white powder
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Dec 25, 2017 02:15
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John Dyne posted:I have a former co-worker on Facebook who got mad when I said this film felt like it was 7.5 rather than 8, and that they came up with all the cool scenes first and then realized they had to write a movie around them. Star Wars: The Woke Awakens
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Dec 25, 2017 19:20
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or they could toss her in a trash compacter
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Dec 27, 2017 01:29
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if ep ix starts with a loathsome alien gangster who has kidnapped one of the leads prepare for the lamest movie of your life
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Dec 27, 2017 02:23
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Zoran posted:As if Disney would bother to make a major character an alien well he'll probably get choked to death so
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Dec 27, 2017 02:25
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"did you ever hear about the tragedy of snoke the wise?" "well yeah that was two weeks ago" "um"
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Dec 27, 2017 02:48
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Poe represents the Patriarchy. Bold womyn like Holdo and Leia don't need to tell him anything because he's a bigoted vaginaphobe. That he rebels and tries to start an uprising is just further evidence of his toxic masculinity.
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Dec 27, 2017 15:17
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also if they're otherwise pinned down by the FO but can still send a discreet ship to casino planet, why can't they send a few guys on a beer run? this has been bothering me.
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Dec 27, 2017 18:31
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Blazing Ownager posted:- Why the gently caress did Luke die? No, really, I want to know what actually loving killed him, there's a dozen theories. I should not be asking that. Luke developed late-stage (blue) lactose intolerance and spent the last moments of his life farting his guts out in indescribable discomfort and embarrassment THE END
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Dec 27, 2017 18:36
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ep ix will be direct to bluray animated with cameos from gilbert gottfried and nicholas cage
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Dec 27, 2017 23:53
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make star love not star war
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Dec 28, 2017 17:32
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Smythe posted:questionable intentions from a man named Kevin Palpatine... no really disney stop making star war staahhp
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Dec 28, 2017 17:57
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actually I'm surprised that there aren't multiple posts on each page pointing out that hux is an incompetent orange-haired tyrant whose strings are being pulled by a powerful autocrat. furthermore I can't tell if I'm impressed or disappointed
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Dec 28, 2017 18:00
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my favourite character is the alien with the blue titty milk that alien will save the galaxy with vitamin d
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Dec 28, 2017 18:16
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if you want to destroy the forces of tyranny, make out with your sister
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Dec 28, 2017 22:57
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AndyElusive posted:Token black Star Wars character should have died to save his mostly white friends. You read it here first, Internet. maybe there should've been a scene where he plays space basketball against the empire and wins! hooray! Brother Entropy posted:what anime are you ripping off here all of them
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Dec 28, 2017 23:49
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Turtlicious posted:Would a PYF star wars or similar thread be good for extended universe chat and talking about things you liked about the movie? I don't want to derail the thread talking about things I like. make a post your sw fanfiction thread so all those idiots can go there instead
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Dec 29, 2017 00:00
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Powered Descent posted:My guess: she's chasing Finn in her shuttle and not looking where she's flying and so she crashes into a manure truck. while making the sad trombone sound
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Dec 29, 2017 00:49
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well brothers admiral ackbar has fallen in battle may he rest in peace. in other unrelated matters there's a seafood lunch in the mess hall...
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Dec 29, 2017 00:55
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Turdfuzz posted:for real none of the characters in the new movies are very sexual even rose kissing finn was a nonevent. maybe she should've just slurped his dingdong.
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Dec 29, 2017 03:15
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Gatts posted:One thing I notice is that in Saudi Arabia and America, violence is A-Ok but sex isn't. Somehow sex and desire is bad and needs to be cut. As a kid I can watch Total Recall and the squibs go off but less so Sharon Stone get kinky. That's nothing new. When Goldfinger was being screened for audiences, the british said there was too much violence and the americans said there was too much sex.
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Dec 29, 2017 03:30
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can you edit it so he pulls out a big plate of french fries?
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Dec 29, 2017 04:41
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YES
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Dec 29, 2017 06:18
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what if ren had been walking around pantsless instead of shirtless 
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Gatts posted:But what is Star Wars? It is a feeling. It is a vision. A thought that exists within the mind...it is an expression... whoa
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