Fragmented posted:You assholes almost had me blacklist any internet star wars discussion. I thought there was an actual script leak or something. So far this sounds like poo poo you would regularly read in magazines and poo poo. Has the main thread gone super "no spoilers!" nerd or what? Here's my guess: * Rey: Some kind of close connection to Ren, possibly Luke's child or something. Some Jedi training, actively rejecting it. Probably comes back to it. * Finn: Spontaneously woke to his Force-feelin's (perhaps during a Stormtrooper attack? this might be where he Feels The Force and gets bugged out). Runs off, gets on a trajectory to be the Luke-equivalent for the films. * Ren: Either a guy who ditched out on Luke's school or found other teachings. His "knights of Ren" attacked a bunch of padawans with military support and, shockingly, killed all/most of them. He is probably being encouraged by evil ghosts. * Poe: Dunno at all, but he seems like he's gonna be more prominent than Wedge was. * BB-8: Cute as heck * Leia: Possibly also Jedi-trained at least a little, which would be kind of a cute punchline if she busts out a saber. * Han: Dead as hell * Chewie: Possibly dead as hell * R2: Still a mack * 3PO: Unchanged
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 04:40 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 10:11 |
Popcorn posted:Why is is the scary dude's red lightsaber all wibbly-wobbly and jagged? Apart from the fact that he's a scary dude and it represents his unkempt evil etc, is there some Star Wars universe explanation too?
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 06:05 |
SaltLick posted:I always kinda thought the EU was silly for having Luke make some grand resurgence of Jedi. But like he had students falling to the Dark Side and poo poo-talking him all the time. I remember one of his common motivations to be doing something during an EU novel would be "I'm trying to find some old Jedi lore or something because Obi-Wan didn't even have a loving textbook."
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 10:19 |
Electromax posted:It's also the plot of the videogame Metal Gear Solid 2 ("by recreating these precise events, we can recreate the person...").
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 21:55 |
WebDog posted:I can't imagine Solo getting killed given he's slated to reprise his role in Episode VIII and IX. But then again it's Star Wars - so force ghost or hologram theories ahoy.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 04:35 |
Maybe Luke knocked boots with Captain Phasma. He is used to people remarking on his lack of height...
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 02:58 |
Al Cu Ad Solte posted:Didn't JJ Abraham Lincoln say there wouldn't be any mention of Midichlorines in this one?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 05:04 |
Shimrra Jamaane posted:It's clear that Lucas wanted them to play a much larger role in the overarching story of the prequels but changed his plans due to the unanimous disdain for it. Same thing happened with Jar Jar and why he got smaller roles as the movies went on. Anakin's birth was originally going to be explicitly spelled out as Darth Evil doing magic with the midiclhorians to create a super force baby. Jar Jar could have spoken more and been more overt but it seems like Lucas's plan (other than the Sith Lord theory of course) was to have him be a senator who basically enables his buddy Palpatine, showing that the System Is In Fact Toxic. Frankly I think that would've made the movies clearer. As for Anakin I thought that kind of happened anyway, or at least Sheev took it to be.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 11:13 |
Pata Pata Pata Pon posted:Sold by "Disney Lucas Films Ltd." I'm sure if it were real, Disney could actually get the name of their $4 billion acquisition right. Anyways, everyone knows Rey, Finn, and Kylo are actually triplets. With three different fathers, somehow.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 22:26 |
Mike N Eich posted:So with each trailer/tv spot its becoming more and more clear that the spoiler of "Finn isn't the force sensitive one, its actually Rey" is at least half bullshit? They wouldn't have so much focus of him with a lightsaber (not just using one out of desperation against Ren, but also looking competent against a stormtrooper) if that were the case.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 04:34 |
Baron Bifford posted:Finn is not a Jedi but a stormtrooper who deserts the First Order when he has a crisis of conscience after a participating in a gruesome raid on Jakku. Rey is a Jakku native and a survivor of that attack.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 22:04 |
Wasn't Ford a carpenter originally who kind of stumbled into acting?
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 10:35 |
Groovelord Neato posted:yes it is. Escobarbarian has it right. so many people never make it and it's really dumb to be a crabby rear end in a top hat about something that got you started or got you big.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 18:31 |
That is totally Han
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 07:38 |
Neo Rasa posted:We never see Phasma without her mask and it turns out that she's Padme. In Episode III they TELL US that she died but at that moment Padme ceased to be and she became Phasma. So what we saw in Episode III is true from a certain point of view.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 07:33 |
ytisomauq posted:And also the clips we see in some of the trailers. If he isn't a force user, that's a lot of footage of a non-force user with a lightsaber. Compared to the one scene in ESB where Han's uses's the same lightsaber. I'm hopeful he's a force user.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 02:36 |
That dude is Cartilage Head from Achewood.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 05:57 |
James Cameron is supposed to be making a live action anime but he decided to go make Avatar 2 and like, explore the bottom of the ocean instead.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 21:27 |
smoobles posted:I thought they made a point of showing that Finn's light saber tactics were really clumsy, he was just swinging it around like an idiot and trying to impale people.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 09:39 |
Rey could be Dooku's grand-daughter or something. Or Palpatine's love child. Saw the film and loved it. My favorite was Finn. I feel the ending was a bit weak but it was like an 8/10 portion of a 10/10 movie. I thought Kylo Ren was a very interesting character. A friend of mine remarked that Ren felt very real, like a school shooter. I agree that it echoes ANH very closely, but I think they've set it up such that they CAN'T do an ESB homage next time. What would be interesting is if they do an inverted one, where the First Order is embattled and they are only saved by Kylo Ren's arrival, newly trained by Snoke.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 12:01 |
Handen posted:I don't understand how all of those planets that got toasted could be THAT visibly close together AND in the goldilocks zone of that star that Starkiller base was using for power AND all on the same orbital side of the star. They said the gun could shoot through hyperspace (though one then wonders how they saw it on the sky on Resistance Base Planet, to which I fear the answer must be "cinema"). What would make sense for those goldilocks planets is if they were actually moons, like Endor. Hell, there's probably more habitable moons than planets. Handen posted:Serious question: IS FINN DEAD?
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 12:11 |
Lunchmeat Larry posted:also an idea that makes far, far more sense with the entire concept of the Force being something that flows through all living things and what it takes from Buddhism/Taoism etc etc
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 12:16 |
I figured the New Republic would probably not be eager to continue having much of a Star War, though I would be surprised if they went back to Old Republic levels of "not having any military poo poo around." At the same time everyone probably just wants to rebuild and try to make up for all their dead relations and blown up planets. Is the First Order actually the Empire, or is there some zone where Moffs are having grey meetings and thinking the First Order are the weird extremists?
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 05:17 |
I thought the new Death Star was gonna have no exhaust port, which is why they had to do it up on short notice. Of course it was a big trap for the Rebellion, but even so.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 08:08 |
Chickenwalker posted:I hate this movie, I hate this thread, and I'm pretty sure I hate this earth for producing so many people who could think this soulless committee-designed retread of a much better movie was actually good. Doctor Spaceman posted:She's familiar with the Falcon to the point of knowing specific modifications the owner has done too. You'll notice she thought it was trash, but it was trash that might maybe fly away from a TIE fighter, and thus preferable to fighting one on foot. Nessus fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Dec 19, 2015 |
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 10:24 |
As a side note, since I had to sit in line behind people bitching about midichlorians: How often are they actually mentioned in the PT? Like, specifically named. I bet it's like three times, and about ninety seconds, max, of actually delivered lines.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 02:12 |
It seems like the Republic is sick of all these Star Wars, so they provide support to this hard core of guys who do elite commando strikes but aren't really backing them up with main force. I wonder how come the First Order is specifically after the Jedi, though. I mean, Luke is the only one left. Even if he was able to find some middle-aged Padawans who laid low and trained hard, it'd be generations before the Jedi were anything like they used to be. I guess Luke theoretically has the power to be a big swinging dictator, but this seems like it would make the First Order sympathetic to at least a significant segment of the viewer base, and while we may want enemies who can be understood, Star Wars doesn't really seem like a great vehicle for the nuanced exploration of pre-emptive strikes against the supernatural. So why is Snoke after Luke? You know, I bet Snoke was one of those trainees too. I bet you it'll turn out that Luke or one of the other Padawans hosed his face up.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 07:58 |
Unless they're hoping to get him on their side, it seems like the best thing to do is let him rot. Or, actually, I guess if they know where he is planet-wise they can just blow it up with the Starkiller, huh.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 08:21 |
I forget if I posted it already but we're having the same conversation on the prequels so whatever, My guess for Snoke is that he will be some surviving padawan or Jedi washout who hid in a hole, perhaps with dark lore in it, and who emerged to join Luke's school. Luke would probably not be in a position to be choosey, but he probably subverted parts of the student body. Maybe he injured himself while learning how to shoot Force Lightning.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 22:45 |
raditts posted:Then why are the prequel lightsaber battles so lovely and forgettable?
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 22:47 |
MisterBibs posted:For you? Same font of which all prequel criticisms are ultimately sourced, no matter how much :word: you use to claim otherwise: you didn't grow up with the prequels. One is that they are very different from the OT despite sharing many of the same trappings. Ultimately this is a matter of taste. However, I do not think it is unfair, and I think TFA is definitely reacting to it. The other is that many elements could have used more work, more refinement. Personally I think it is somewhat unfair - not that the prequels are somehow perfect, but that if you watched any film a bunch of times, especially from a perspective of "this is lovely poo poo that is lovely and poo poo", you would find dozens of nitpicky errors and problems. And if in turn you watched any film a bunch of times from the perspective of "this movie is magical and wonderful," you might notice the same errors, but in a jolly way. Nobody has ever used things like the stormtrooper bonking his head or lightsaber color errors as an argument that the original trilogy was awful amateurish bullshit, indeed the craving is for these things to be returned, when there is a preference at all.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 22:52 |
emanresu tnuocca posted:Haven't watched the prequels in years so this is an interesting watch. The worst part about the Maul fight is the force jumping poo poo.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 23:00 |
Groovelord Neato posted:they're actually not good movies even if you divorce them for star wars. Like you may complain about how you don't feel like Obi-wan and Anakin were friends, right? But you can tell that they were trying to go for that, trying to do it a little. In a bad movie you would not even know that much.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 23:02 |
cargohills posted:I'm not sure what makes the Star Wars prequels different to something like The Raid or a John Woo film when it comes to ridiculously impractical fight scenes.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 23:06 |
emanresu tnuocca posted:Anakin and Obiwan ought to die a thousand times regardless of what they do with their lightsabers in that final duel. Why on earth would jump into a river of lava while you're trying to fight someone? And doubly so why would you jump after the dude you're fighting when he jumps into a river of lava?
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 23:17 |
Crow_Robot posted:I don't believe I've ever read this being a creative decision. I've always thought of it more being a limitation of special effects for its time.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 23:25 |
Bip Roberts posted:Also we, the viewer, don't care about it because basically all the action in Coruscant in the PT blew. It's basically telling us that even if they wanted to they can't bring back the senate motions and politics bullshit. gently caress all this politics, man. We just need to revere speed, and violence, and the decisive blow.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 01:29 |
S... J... W. Snoke... Jedi... War. My God, Zach. I think we're really onto something here.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 02:10 |
porfiria posted:It would have been ok if there were some character reason for Finn to be that way, but I don't think there is. I mean his boss is a lady; I get the impression the Nu Storm Trooper Corps is pretty universally misanthropic.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 02:25 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 10:11 |
Runefaust posted:Do you need testicles to make clones in the SW universe? Frackie Robinson posted:Why are all Dark Jedi authoritarians, why aren't there any Sith libertarians/sovereign citizens?
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 02:29 |