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Like the title implies this thread will inevitably be gassed so maybe try and post in it before it goes to the great green beyond, or don't and let it die cold and lonely like my typical BYOB experience!
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you seem sad lately is everythinb ok
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Oct 26, 2015 16:04
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I luve the luvcow |
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Oct 26, 2015 16:05
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Lil Cunty posted:you seem sad lately is everythinb ok everything is peachy, you were quick and got in before the reaping 
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Oct 26, 2015 16:05
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hi its ok dont worry well bye
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Oct 26, 2015 16:06
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 hi luvcow
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Oct 26, 2015 16:08
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Oct 26, 2015 16:19
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Just thought I'd give it a boost
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Oct 26, 2015 16:19
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**stands in line for free gas**
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 26, 2015 16:29
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dogcrash truther posted:I luve the luvcow ---------------- |
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Oct 26, 2015 16:31
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well.. that puts it all in perspective...  Mods please gas my terrible thread! 
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Oct 26, 2015 16:32
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also I hope everyone acts like an odie and has a good Monday and not like a Garfield
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Oct 26, 2015 16:33
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Dear Diary, Today I wondered why I even bother again. How I let my trembling hands fly themselves across the keyboard, taking on a mind of their own--a mind borne out of eons of work. A seemingly impossible number of repetitions. These same six keys. I don't get nervous anymore, not since the gassing. A birth. The death. Birth anew. This sort of cyclicality drives a wedge between my brain and my hands. I feel like I type just to stay afloat, just to keep balance while my mind wanders, snapping back only to find another thread disappeared. Sometimes I find myself scrolling through the refuse, counting posts I can't remember typing, but there's my name, set in stone. But this can't stay. The winds of change stir and something within me has changed. Just a hairline fracture in the foundation of my day, but I feel it. I will wait until the winter comes and water that has seeped in pries this crack wider and wider until the whole thing snaps in half like the time my dad stepped on my jeff jarett figurine and told me Slap Nutz isn't that funny of a thing to say. I miss you dad. Dear Diary. Today I wondered why I even bother again. Dear Diary. Today I wondered if im not gay. XOXOXOXOX <3, SV |
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Oct 26, 2015 16:47
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luvcow it doesn't have to be this way...luvcow draw a cute thing and post it, to save the thread. i have faith in you to do this. |
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Oct 26, 2015 16:52
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I turned on the heat for the first time this year, and got to enjoy that special first time turning on the heater smell with my coffee |
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Oct 26, 2015 17:01
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have you guys seen the new emote? its called itoilet... check it out: 
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Oct 26, 2015 17:02
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City of Glompton posted:luvcow it doesn't have to be this way...luvcow draw a cute thing and post it, to save the thread. i have faith in you to do this.
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Oct 26, 2015 17:07
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"mom! Dad! Come see my thread I.... what the..." *sniffles* "It's gone... gassed..." *parents roll eyes and lock my cage, mom checks the little metal ball in my water bottle before she leaves, dad just shakes his head*
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Oct 26, 2015 17:12
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luvcow looks at the clock. the hands have barely moved. he looks back to the inbox on his desk. the stack is the same size as it was this morning. he considers deleting the 29 emails he has recieved since lunch, without reading them, but he doesn't. he thinks about whispering "effort" to himself and rolling his eyes, but settles on a sigh instead, but then forgets to sigh and looks at the clock again. it's moving backward. "life is pain and hell," he thinks to himself, and realizes his fingers are moving across the keyboard, seemingly of their own free will, taking the responsibility of defeat upon themselves. "Hi!," they surrendered, "This thread will inevitably be gassed!"
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Oct 26, 2015 17:12
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*bartender approaches, sees me pointing at the vodka he slides the bottle over to me* "tough day uh?" *i nod my head slowly* "yeah..." *voice cracks* "you could say that..." *bartender wipes the tears from the bar in front of me* "you wanna talk about it?" *i gulp down a huge quaff of liquor before speaking* "thread got gassed..." *chokes up, sniffles* *other people at the bar gasp, bar tender chokes back tears* "drinks are on the house tonight buddy"
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Oct 26, 2015 17:17
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Lil Cunty posted:luvcow looks at the clock. the hands have barely moved. he looks back to the inbox on his desk. the stack is the same size as it was this morning. he considers deleting the 29 emails he has recieved since lunch, without reading them, but he doesn't. he thinks about whispering "effort" to himself and rolling his eyes, but settles on a sigh instead, but then forgets to sigh and looks at the clock again. it's moving backward. "life is pain and hell," he thinks to himself, and realizes his fingers are moving across the keyboard, seemingly of their own free will, taking the responsibility of defeat upon themselves. "Hi!," they surrendered, "This thread will inevitably be gassed!" *furiously checks workspace for hidden cameras* 
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Oct 26, 2015 17:19
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dumb crambo posted:have you guys seen the new emote? its called itoilet... check it out: :chainpasta: e;dammit |
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Oct 26, 2015 17:20
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all threads get gassed eventually it is part of the circle of posting (:
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Oct 26, 2015 17:24
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archives is just the gas chamber of time if you think about it
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Oct 26, 2015 17:26
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Lil Cunty posted:archives is just the gas chamber of time if you think about it deletion is the inevitable heat death of byob |
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Oct 26, 2015 17:35
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i can't wait for this thread to get gassed |
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Oct 26, 2015 17:38
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hemale in pain posted:i can't wait for this thread to get gassed same
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Oct 26, 2015 17:39
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It's coming... soon... *water ripples in a glass of water*
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Oct 26, 2015 17:39
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fun fact! Fritz Haber (German: [ˈhaːbɐ]; 9 December 1868 – 29 January 1934) was a German chemist who received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 1918 for his invention of the Haber-Bosch process, the method used in industry to synthesize ammonia from nitrogen and hydrogen gases. This invention is of importance for the large-scale synthesis of fertilizers and explosives. The food production for half the world's current population depends on this method for producing nitrogen fertilizers. Haber, along with Max Born, proposed the Born–Haber cycle as a method for evaluating the lattice energy of an ionic solid. Haber is also considered the "father of chemical warfare" for his years of pioneering work developing and weaponizing chlorine and other poisonous gases during World War I, especially his actions during the Second Battle of Ypres.
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Oct 26, 2015 17:42
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voted 5 to help this thread along to the goldmine
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Oct 26, 2015 17:45
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Oct 26, 2015 17:49
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smoobles posted:voted 5 to help this thread along to the goldmine i helped paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Oct 26, 2015 17:55
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All threads before now have gone to archives, the goldmine, or the gas chamber... This one will be the first to take a fourth path...
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Oct 26, 2015 17:58
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Luvcow posted:*bartender approaches, sees me pointing at the vodka he slides the bottle over to me* "tough day uh?"
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Oct 26, 2015 17:59
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luvcow posts a thread a leaf falls dancing in the autumn twilight
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Oct 26, 2015 18:11
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so just like, post whatever?
You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them |
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Oct 26, 2015 18:11
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Oct 26, 2015 18:12
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Luvcow posted:"mom! Dad! Come see my thread I.... what the..." av/post combo |
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Oct 26, 2015 18:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNzIKoAy2pk
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bellend
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