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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Pinterest Mom posted:

Instead of killing Kevin O'Leary, let's just Lock Him Up.

Compromise solution, we'll lock him up in this.

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Do we have BC NDP nWo shirts yet since Hollywood Hulk Horgan is the leader?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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That's my MLA. :suicide:

Burn it all down.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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A Typical Goon posted:

Vote Communist you idiots. Your vote is never going to matter anyway.

Seems you missed this cinematic classic.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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DariusLikewise posted:

So who wins now? Leitch, Scheer, Bernier or O'Toole?

Aaron Rodgers.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Probably giving a crazy person too much credit but there might be a case to be made that speeding up the dismantling of Canada could be both inevitable and a good thing for Quebec, maybe BC as well. Voting in a heinous ultra right-wing conservative government might give Quebec the nudge it needs similar to how Brexit might energize the Scottish separatist movement.

It's a stretch, and putting an incredibly generous spin on what's surely low effort trolling.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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+1 random New Democrat in Christy Clark's riding.

Won't matter but gently caress Christy Clark.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Kelowna is hosed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXUo7vzPryA

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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"Andrew Sheer! Sounds great! Not only is he a great conservative, but even liberals and NDP will vote for the guy, cause he's kinda' cute and cuddly, and photogenic too!"

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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McGavin posted:

So, yeah, the Conservative Justin Trudaeu.

With a dash if Paul Ryan in their hopes and dreams,

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Stickarts posted:

He's a creationist. Not sure what else needs to be said.



It's like Stockwell Day all over again.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Here the moment you see Alberta plates you know they're going to swerve in and out of traffic while doing the 20 over the speed limit. From what I've gathered the policy on school zones in Alberta is to speed up as fast as possible to get through them before any children might be crossing.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Yessss! Yesssss! :getin:

"Bernier Camp Casts Doubt On Conservative Leadership Vote"

https://beta.theglobeandmail.com/ne...&service=mobile

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Furnaceface posted:

Doesnt Bernier represent the racist half of the party though?

Only half is racist?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Karatela posted:

Also, Combato and Defendo might be the most :canada: names I can imagine.

Sounds like Atari 2600 games.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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namaste faggots posted:



seriously these guys love sons of anarchy so much

Naw the guy on the left is a fan of Macho Man's rap career.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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JawKnee posted:

holy loving poo poo

It's everything you dreamed it could be and more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k

There's also a song where he sings about Mr Perfect being dead.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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jfood posted:

Imagine how loving cool it would have been if Brosseau had just loving clocked him.

Instead we get thc peeing down his leg.

At first I read this as Brazeau. If that fight happened today I'm not so sure who I'd be rooting for. Roof caving in crushing everyone involved would be the ideal solution of course.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Jordan7hm posted:

Brazeau is a piece of poo poo who hits women.

Brazeau is a bigger rear end in a top hat, but Trudeau is a more effective one.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Welp. gently caress.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Every time I hear "Thankyouthankyou" I want to stab someone.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Le Saboteur posted:

He said he would not join caucus for the next two years during his campaign. Instead he said he will travel around Canada and meet the people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPfPYVVNgVw

Yeah this isn't going to be a total disaster.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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CLAM DOWN posted:

I like this result and it's what I voted for.

When a future government creates a monument to The Victims of Android it's good to know we can add the NDP to the list.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Gord Downie seemed like a good dude, cancer sucks. The Hip were just the musical equivalent of Tim Hortons though.

I guess they’re ok if you’re the sort of person who gets all weepy and patriotic over the Tims commercials with dads and their sons at hockey practice in Shitheap, ON.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Mad Hamish posted:

A co-worker tried to claim that some Tragically Hip song was Canada's unofficial national anthem and I was all like 'Bro that's a strange way to describe ”Stick the loving Flag Up Your Goddamn rear end, You Sonofabitch” by Propagandhi

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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A Typical Goon posted:

CI is a good poster except for his casual racism/misogyny/transphobia so overall he’s a terrible poster an average Canadian an old stock Canadian

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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DutchDupe posted:

Honestly ppl don't know what loving initialism to use for the Prog Cons. PC PCP ONPC ONPCP, it's endless.

A lot of the same people brought us the Canadian Reform Alliance Party.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Charming.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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littleorv posted:

I am so very glad that I don't have to deal with Winnipeg public transit anymore while I was going to the U of W. Lot's of days sitting in -30 weather waiting for the bus because their schedules were jokes. It was better than the alternative of paying the ridiculous amount of money to park downtown I guess. It has that going for it.

gently caress Pallister

I actually found Winnipeg transit to be pretty good when I lived there in the early 2000s. All the bus shelters were heated (and smelled of piss, but hey, public transit) and the city is laid out beautifully for transit. Living in St B and catching a bus to UofW was pretty great.

Now Edmonton transit is a total dumpster fire.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Arcsquad12 posted:

Honest question, what was the general consensus on Rob Ford's mayorship? Was he generally well liked or did he have some major detractors even before the drug scandal hit.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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The new episode of Chapo Trap House is just them making GBS threads on Jordan Peterson's book chapter by chapter. Worth a listen. Especially the chapter where he fantasizes about beating up a two year old.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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EvilJoven posted:

This. The only thing that made me feel OK with voting Liberal in my riding, besides it being a dead heat between Carr and Bateman, was that in doing so hopefully it'd be the last time strategic voting would make sense.

Welp.

Last time I do that.

Now you can look forward to ten years from now screaming till you're blue in the face that this is what Liberals do...

...and having everyone ignore it because somethingsomething Conservatives this time is different.

Welcome to the hell those of us who remember the Chretien years experienced.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Postess with the Mostest posted:

Seriously. You can eat cake and want more cake at the same time.

The galaxy brain version is doing both while listening to Cake.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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CLAM DOWN posted:

Why and how are the BC Libs so stupid and incompetent

The Okanagan.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Yinlock posted:

a few places are trying to spin it as "liberals claim that doug ford wants to sell the green belt" but it kinda falls flat when there's a widely-available video of him saying "i, doug ford, want to destroy the green belt"

If there’s one thing the Ford brothers know it’s destroying belts.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Given how passionately they felt about it in 2015, have Liberals started calling for strategic voting as the only way to stop HarperFord yet?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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The green butt plug bullet points are a nice touch.

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Mar 16, 2007

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You can tell the whole thing was written when they were convinced the OLP were the primary opposition. All the bad things are in Liberal red backgrounded text and all the stuff about the NDP is hamfistedly tacked on to the end of attacks on the OLP.

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Mar 16, 2007

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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

http://www.stopwynnesexed.ca

Looking into it she's not a candidate but it's all Granic-Allen and loving Peterson stuff lol.

Stop Wynne Sexed sounds like the least appealing porn site since FordBrosBangBus.com

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Maybe we’ll get lucky and Ford will lead an Ontario separatist movement? We’ll even throw in Alberta for free as a parting gift.

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