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mags: I am a congenital optimist.

intercontinental bonglistic missile

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 29, 2015 18:26

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# ? May 20, 2024 03:03

Goons Are Gifts

alnilam posted:

in my scientific opinion, radiation + (thing) produces a (thing)-themed superhero, one of whose powers would likely be "cosmic trip"

Does that mean we could get a weed superhero having the superpower of being nuclear-level stoned?

Someone draw this concept please, we need to get on this.

# ? Oct 29, 2015 18:51

Lil Cunty

Nobnob posted:

Does that mean we could get a weed superhero having the superpower of being nuclear-level stoned?

Someone draw this concept please, we need to get on this.

I think that's me I'll pm you a picture

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Oct 29, 2015 18:56

joke_explainer

Chasing an extinction level threat through catacombs, CYCLOPS, WOLVERINE and other assorted X-MEN arrive at a massive vault door, made entirely of weed.

CYCLOPS blasts the door with his optic rays, and WOLVERINE slashes at it, uselessly accomplishing nothing.

CYCLOPS: "It's no use. We'll never get through this door."

LIL CUNTY steps out from the back of the lineup, stolidly staring at the door as she quickdraws a stack of rolling papers from her utility belt.

LIL CUNTY: "Stand clear, boys, I got this."

# ? Oct 29, 2015 19:19

Spanish Manlove: HAILGAYSATAN

Nobnob posted:

Does that mean we could get a weed superhero having the superpower of being nuclear-level stoned?

Someone draw this concept please, we need to get on this.

Their arch nemesis is an athletic, Michael Phelps built athletic guy named "Johnny Law" who can only be thwarted by our superheroes megaweed powers

# ? Oct 29, 2015 19:20

Stinky_Pete: Stinkier than your average bear

Another option would be to directly weed up people's brains with THC wave-particle duality by releasing an electronugnetic pulse.

You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them

# ? Oct 29, 2015 19:31

Lil Cunty

joke_explainer posted:

Chasing an extinction level threat through catacombs, CYCLOPS, WOLVERINE and other assorted X-MEN arrive at a massive vault door, made entirely of weed.

CYCLOPS blasts the door with his optic rays, and WOLVERINE slashes at it, uselessly accomplishing nothing.

CYCLOPS: "It's no use. We'll never get through this door."

LIL CUNTY steps out from the back of the lineup, stolidly staring at the door as she quickdraws a stack of rolling papers from her utility belt.

LIL CUNTY: "Stand clear, boys, I got this."

you're going to really like my Dank Phoenix storyline

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Oct 29, 2015 19:31

Stinky_Pete: Stinkier than your average bear

Lil Cunty posted:

you're going to really like my Dank Phoenix storyline

Can the Phoenix thing light every blunt in the room with one flap of its wings?

You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them

# ? Oct 29, 2015 19:34

Lil Cunty

Stinky_Pete posted:

Can the Phoenix thing light every blunt in the room with one flap of its wings?

yes, by throwing the earth into the sun

I'll say something pithy like "let's get blazed, boys" when I do it

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Oct 29, 2015 19:39

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Lil Cunty posted:

you're going to really like my Dank Phoenix storyline

# ? Oct 29, 2015 19:50

GEExCEE

Lil Cunty posted:

you're going to really like my Dank Phoenix storyline

lol

# ? Oct 29, 2015 20:18

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Dear scientists, make water soluble weed please.

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# ? Oct 30, 2015 01:45

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Also make the water grape flavored and purple so people know that it's grape flavored.

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# ? Oct 30, 2015 01:46

Robot Made of Meat

drilldo squirt posted:

Dear scientists, make water soluble weed please.

This is the answer.

Sadly, it'd render bongs useless.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 30, 2015 01:46

Piso Mojado

Robot Made of Meat posted:

This is the answer.

Sadly, it'd render bongs useless.

you could drink the bong water, if your not already

# ? Oct 30, 2015 01:49

Robot Made of Meat

I guess you could fill your bong with oil.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 30, 2015 01:50

Piso Mojado

we're looking at a scenario that could suspend thousands of freshman pottery classes, maybe more.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 01:55

Piso Mojado

I'm looking forward to the day my kids ask me what a pro bong rip was like.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 01:56

Piso Mojado

children gather around and let me share a tale of the evils of man's ambition. the story of how the great nuclear bong came to be.

it all started one dark November day, America had just elected a man named Bernie Sanders...

# ? Oct 30, 2015 02:08