Alaois posted:

hello teenage america. I'm here to humbly request someone please find and quote the post about superman beating bizarro superman to death while crying. thank you in advance.

SlimGoodBody posted:

On that note, I think Bizarro, while maybe not a good villain to carry a movie, could be a tragic and beautiful piece of plot for a Supes movie. Someone (maybe Luthor, yawn) attempts to clone a Superman they can control, or maybe reverse engineer Superman-like abilities with a few drops of his blood. They want to use it to discredit the original Supes and turn public opinion against him. Bizarro ends up breaking loose and rampaging.

Don't make him evil, make him really dishearteningly broken in the head. He just keeps trying to "help" and "do the right thing," but he gets it all wrong because he's mentally deficient. Think Lenny trying to pet the rabbits. The plot arc culminates in Superman realizing that no amount of interposing will ever stop Bizarro from trying to do the right thing, just as no amount of interference would ever stop Superman from trying to do the right thing. We see Superman crying as he has to beat the life out of Bizarro, who doesn't understand what he's done. Superman doesn't want to do it, but it's a burden he has to bear in order to make the world safer. Supes has a period of reflection on whether he's any different, or if he's getting in the way of humanity moving itself forward by coddling it so much. He decides that he has to follow Bizarro's example and keep trying to do right, no matter what, and goes to take on the big bad guy that was responsible for/controlling Bizarro with a new sense of anger and purpose.

Or something. Whatever. You get the idea.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

All these and no Pablo Elfdickasso?

Grammarchist posted:

A while back someone made a spiritual sequel to that one post from 2008 about Obama growing to the size of a mountain and sending all the Muslims to a new Eden on the Moon.

Most of it was about living on a dead Earth while the Boomers praised the economy, culminating with a mysterious figure descending from the moon. The Boomers set upon the figure, who shatters into pieces that fall to the ground. Millennials plant the pieces hoping to see flowers bloom again.

Does that ring any bells?

Sagebrush posted:

Every time I read that it bugs me that the satellites are coming down without air friction to decay their orbits

Lobok posted:

For some reason this is hard to picture. Two objects crashing into each other in mid-air and falling down? Sure, of course. Same thing happening in orbit seems cartoony.

Joe Bogan posted:

I'm so angry I got this pun without having to click through for context.

Solice Kirsk posted:

What kind of made up fantasy word is Belgium? How would you even pronounce that? Now Bel' Gium, that makes more sense.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Guess what, every country has a plethora of lovely snack foods and other problems. Does anyone have a funny quote to share?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Oh, Ehdolf...

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

that was pretty clearly a joke. you could have gone with "oldtasteless" or even the more conceptual "oldoldless" but you blew it. you'll never get another shot like this. never.

IUG posted:

At least that was from 2007.

Piss Meridian posted:

jesus WEP posted:

it is anyway

Syd Midnight posted:

this is true but then the other 10% was fyads calling attention to something genuinely horrible that was going on and getting probed/banned because some mods were going along with it, and those were usually sagas worth remembering

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Lone Goat posted:

I have that album, there's some ska songs on it but sadly no tubas I think

Moon Slayer posted:

That explains your posts.

Dareon posted:

I'm skarry

RFC2324 posted:

Wait, I thought that was jazz?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

It's too late, the sickness is inside you

Push El Burrito posted:

Anacondas.

Joe Bogan posted:

Maybe not all of us but your mum definitely has been.

RFC2324 posted:

Sir Mix A Lot is truely the greatest of the one hit wonders

Dameius posted:

Funny because that's what your dad said after dropping your mom off.