Chard posted:

*camera zooms in real close to my poo poo-coverd face* "OH BOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN" *laugh track plays for ten minutes while I hold your gaze, adder-like*

death .cab for qt posted:

You guys ain't never turd raced before? You get three of your buddies and sit in the handicrapper with your skivvies by your shins and each one of ya does a squat and pop. Countdown from 5, toss that poo poo at the stall wall and see whose hits the floor last. Slowest stool's gotta buy a round for not eating their wheaties. I remember one time Chuck had to buy rounds all night because he was going commando (no-no for racing, strike one) and popped a squatter over his open palm, but dude had only eaten jalapeño cheddar kettle-cooked old dutch for lunch and just let loose the brown niagra in his hand. not even any underwear to sieve the stream, just slipped right between his fingers and filled his drawers + pooled around his sneaks. Chuck just turned red and tried to buckle up and stumble out but you could hear him squish on every step, I was laffin so hard I nearly missed the mark. randy lost that one but it was all just the theatrics of it because we knew if Chuck was still by the bar he was gonna be buying, and sure nuff he was sitting on his stool in a spare pair of skate shorts with his head in his hands like he just lost all the talladookie nights. he bought us all drinks and we bought him a proper meal, so weren't hard feelings, but the moral of the story is you never free ball when you p ball and you always have a solid lunch

Danger Mahoney posted:

I like chili, but golly it's too spicy. Better replace any real spices with cinnamon, cloves, sugar, and chocolate. The closer to tepid pudding the better. Mmm mm the only thing that could make it better is plain spaghetti noodles.

OctoberBlues posted:

This must be what it feels like to be triggered.

Desperado Bones posted:

Minarch posted:

"Bay of pigs in a blanket"
"Abu bhraised short ribs"
"Tacos with guantanamole"
"Drone strike on a civilian hospital (this is a ham sandwich btw)"

Puppy Time posted:

My favorite is the little teeny MILF in a sea of Lesbian.

CzarChasm posted:

Frankly it makes no sense to me.

I mean, canonically Godzilla is female, and if anything, a skyscraper rising majestically into the sky is phallic as hell. But no, these deviants gotta go Rule 63 on it. Can't we just have our normal Fem-zilla on Man Francisco porn like we used to? What the hell am I paying taxes for if not this?

Visual GNUdio posted:

https://www.amazon.com/Yellow-Color-Quality-Keyboard-Keyboards/dp/B01HXGEUP4

Hello Spaceman posted:

you're supposed to prevent wrist pain not promote it

Jonny 290 posted:

Stymie, when you're on your deathbead, im going to be there for you, when all others have forsaken. As the light leaves your eyes and you take your final breath, im going to hold up a giant posterboard that says "YOUR WRONG" and theres nothing youre going to be able to do about it before you pass into eternity

Stymie posted:

and as my eyes flutter closed, you will see tattooed on my eyelids the words "YOU MAD"

Pompous Rhombus posted:

I Like Jell-O posted:

Leverage in investing has the same effect whether you're leveraged on stocks or real estate: it magnifies gains, and magnifies losses by a roughly equivalent amount. There is nothing special about investment property or mortgages that changes that simple fact. The problem with using the equity in one house to leverage yourself further by buying a mortgage on additional houses is that it leaves you with no "cushion" to absorb any kind of a loss, which remember is magnified by the leverage.

It's particularly BWM because people tend to buy similar properties in a close geographical area, exposing themselves to massive amounts of correlated risk. In other words, if one property goes down in value, it's very VERY likely that all the other properties will drop at the same time, usually causing financial ruin. It's the opposite of diversification, it's magnification of risk.

Leverage is a dangerous thing, and needs to be respected no matter what form it takes.

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Facebook Aunt posted:

http://i.imgur.com/GxNEysb.gifv

RyokoTK posted:

This must be what Leto used to turn into the giant sandworm.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Man, what didn't that guy do on the set of Suicide Squad?!?

SodomyGoat101 posted:

Act.

KomodoWagon posted:

How about comparing it to other languages that aren't specifically derived and simplified from Latin? Such as, say, Arabic or Mandarin or rear end eating.

Away all Goats posted:

Hahaha hows it feel to be hosed by Indians


e: woops I thought this was the Blue Jays Megathread

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

woah fat bailey bam ba lam
woah fat bailey bam ba lam
fat bailey had a dong bam ba lam
thing sure was long bam ba lam

Cubone posted:

so i guess we're picking sides in the rape war, and i'll be damned if i end up on team rape, so i ask permission for every dick that i suck, and dean martin the dead singing rapist can eat poo poo.

Jeff Sichoe posted:

when i was a kid drinking beers I peed in a beer bottle but obviously the human bladder is bigger than 330ml so the bottle overflowed and I couldn't stop peeing so I jammed my penis-head against the top of the bottle but it was more like putting your finger on the end of a hose and piss just sprayed loving everywhere

Pick posted:

put cheesecake or maybe some swedish fish in her colon first so there's something good to fish out

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

cakefarts lady has a rockin' rear end when she isn't blowing farts out of it

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

"computer end program"

*my holo-kira vanishes and a huge sticky load drops out of midair and splats onto the floor*

Pvt.Scott posted:

Ha! You've activated my trap chair!

Blue Upholstery White Finish deals 7000 damage to your Beetus Behemoth.

Dave_Indeed posted:

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But a power queef instead.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

A slow pull in on the back of someone while they airbrush a model and listen to Edith Piaf sounds like something you'd see in a movie about a serial killer during one of those "this is how they live" scenes.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Go read Veins. It’s by that Drew guy who does Married to the Sea. Literally M R CRACKER: The Book. It’s only about 150 pages so the joke doesn’t end up wearing out.

syscall girl posted:

That's actually a PYF horror story

There is a site where you can hook up that way and uh, whoops wrong address, key's under the flower pot have fun. Make it seem real!

Garrand posted:

So was it a furry mask or...?

priznat posted:

~extremely Dr Yueh voice~ remember.. the poop.. The pooooooooop!

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

lyin in my death bed, tubes taking away all my shids fards and cames, holding hands with my beautiful unscratched hardwood floor.

Ambrose Burnside posted:

the scene: i am restrained in a chair with clockwork orange-style eye hooks engaged. a man is arbitrarily nailing poorly-made hairpin legs to the sides of a damp wooden pallet previously used to transport a leaky cargo of bulk feta cheese. "this coffee table build is great Content", he says. i am screaming and screaming

nankeen posted:

why don't you just stick a cold one up your own pink rear end in a top hat and give your prostate a good foaming you undignified filth hound. i am literally going to come to your house with a nice prosecco, a tempranillo, a riesling, and a cabernet sauvignon

teen witch posted:

2.5 MegaKarens detected

tactlessbastard posted:

not great, not terrible

Barudak posted:

<man in control room who directly looked at the ceramics now has a blond bob haircut>

RandomFerret posted:

Also turn on YouTube embeds while you're in there

RCarr posted:

So wait, there are people that don’t use bookmarks, and instead manually open each sub-forum one at a time and scroll down to find out if any threads they read have new posts? That seems like just making extra work for no reason at all.

magic cactus posted:

It is by piss alone I set my balls in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that balls acquire piss, the toilet acquires stains, the stains become a warning. It is by piss alone I set my balls in motion.

Oscar Wild posted:

Face down, balls wave, that's the way I like to bathe.

gary oldmans diary posted:

had an unfortunate bit of sharding this afternoon. wasnt even like a gamble and lose situation because i didnt even realize what forces were in play
brauts and beans last night and cereal with dried fruit in it and natural lactose-laden milk this morning. powerful figures all vying for control of my sphincter

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

If you post a forbidden thread you can get auto banned by Radium here in 2019.