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PBS Newshour posted:Woah dude, cool your jets. Just laugh at the funny dude. What's the name for the condition where you see hot jets everywhere you look?
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Why wouldn't Marxism come up, igdi Educate me, smart goons.
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Lol I didn't know the lovely asthmatic cyborg's ship was called the Invisible Hand before today
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Sham bam bamina! posted:How? Hares are stupid and have no long-term perspective. To use the term is to compare someone's thinking to that of a hare. That is why the term exists. This is true, it's why hares make terrible accountants.
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Powaqoatse posted:I want a pizza with pizza on it I want a none pizza with left beef, if you know what I mean
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Avshalom posted:feminists!!!!!! You're supposed to burst through the wall first.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Guys I just thought of a really good one what if um, what if you were doing a jack-o'-lantern, doing a jack-o'-lantern on, uh, Halloween, and you had a big pumpkin, a really big one, and it was like, too big to scoop it out on your own, so, okay, so keep following this, right, what if there was a store, a Halloween store that just scooped out the insides of pumpkins, all the seeds and pulp and stuff, and it uh, you could take the pumpkin there, in your car, whatever kind of car, you could take the big pumpkin and say to the guy - or the girl, okay, the store could have girls, yeah, Maurice, you don't have to start, I know, the store could have girls, okay - you could say to the guy that you want to have a jack-o'-lantern instead of a pumpkin, or that is you want the pumpkin to be turned into a jack-o'-lantern, but the guy doesn't have to carve the eyes and mouth and stuff, you can do that part, but he needs to scoop out all the insides because the pumpkin is so big, and the guy would be like, here's our fee scale, because they probably don't do a sliding income, uh, you know a sliding income thing, it's probably just based on weight or, um, yeah, maybe a per-hour fee or something, maybe he could give you a quote, I don't know, but you might look at it and be like, wow, the price of scooping is so high, the uh, another way to say that would be the cost of hollowing, or uh, I guess that would be the hollow, uh, I mean does that work, does that fit with what we're all doing? I don't understand. Can you explain it to me like I'm Sean Spicer?
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purple death ray posted:Haha yes it's not the people who are repeating a joke someone else made for literal irl days that are the autists. yes good assessment of the situation The First Rule of Autism, of course, is "He who smelt it, dealt it."
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Syd Midnight posted:It's like a 21st century American Psycho, minus the killings. No, I'm pretty sure that person would still murder a bunch of people.
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This kills the joke.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Yeah, this is deffo the correct thread to whine about posters you don't like Come one come all folks to see the 8th wonder of the world: recursive whining.
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Coucho Marx posted:from one of several (?!) Lena Dunham GBS threads Holy poo poo
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The whole time I was reading it I kept thinking "this would be an awesome movie", then I went and checked and yeah they are gonna make that movie
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Crocoswine posted:the concept of someone clapping between words: something only black people can understand. I thought I understood it, but now that I've been told I don't, I have to respect that.
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Powaqoatse posted:its roughly equivalent to "human being" And yet, DC rejected my spec script about the Caped Crusader battling Bob Marley.
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Forums precedent is to ban everyone involved
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I wasn’t around the chat thread when that went down, but if “me and this girl had already hooked up, so it was kosher” means “so it would have been okay if I had had sex with her again when she was passed out drunk” then I imagine that was what made people call him a rapist because I mean yeah that’s not saying he raped someone but it’s a very cavalier attitude about consent
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sebmojo posted:the head nun of thailand used to be called Sister Supaporn at one point “Rapee” is a Thai female name, so a) it’s not impossible there’s been a person named Rapee Supaporn and b) I don’t know what her last name is but there’s a woman named Rapee who owns a massage parlor in Bangkok (actual massage, not “massage”) proudly named Rapee Massage There’s a Thai doctor who writes advice books named Dr. Pornthip (“Porn-tip”)
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The Imogen Gay was the plane that dropped Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping on Hiroshima, actually.
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Mods please name change me to I. Gay Poots
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Depending on context “remove kebab” can also be a like semi ironic reference since a lot of internet Nazis throw it around
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What meltdown is that last one taken from? Edit: oh word it’s just a few posts up from the image itself
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Powaqoatse posted:in my times on these forums, "my name is inigo etc", the "inconceivable" exchange, and the whole "dread pirate roberts" confusion are the most quoted lines from that movie. i dont remember those two at all. Really? Not the rhyming bit too?
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Das Boo posted:Huh, you'd think they'd stop molesting kids once their future vision reached election night. Also, you’d think they would have warned people about 9/11.
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Spinster posted:That was Michael Douglas Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating out Martin Sheen’s wife?
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Sagebrush posted:yes, what i'm saying is that americans mostly ate carbs like potatoes and bread, but chinese food is more meats and vegetables and less starch (depends how much rice you eat i guess but i've never heard of anyone saying "oh wow i really filled up on rice") I was actually thinking the opposite, that Americanized Chinese food is just a ton of starch that doesn’t necessarily fill you up. Like, the average order of General Tso’s has got to have more breading than chicken.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Huh, apparently you're pretty susceptible to suggestions from the forums quote thread. You're lucky it was the congee quote that got posted, if it had been a different quote you might be off pissing in a well or throwing ants at a horse right now. We’re lucky they’re not cumming on rollerskates tbh
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quote:The BBC comedy series Citizen Smith (1977-80) was set in Tooting and popularised the cry “Freedom for Tooting!”. The lead character in the series, Wolfie Smith (Robert Lindsay), was the founder of a fictional revolutionary socialist political organization, the Tooting Popular Front.
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Please. It’s 2017, she’s the Tooting Member of Color. Show some respect.
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KM Scorchio posted:I would totally name my kid Titan then be massively ashamed of him when he grows up to be a short skinny nerd just like his old man. The other problem with naming a kid Titan is that they can never have a nickname. What are you going to call them for short? Tit? Tite?
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Tiggum posted:Did "Tie" really not occur to you? Only if you want any food they make or even eat to be Tie food
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Powaqoatse posted:1 or fewer, so there might not be any. It's to prevent unique identification, I think. The Danish equivalent used to say "2 or fewer" and they know with 100% certainty since we're all in a big old database. Does Denmark have something similar to your bros over in Iceland where you’re all cousins anyway? Naturally not quite on the same scale since you’re a few times bigger than them?
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El Gallinero Gros posted:He has also expressed concern that gay marriage legalization will lead to dads marrying sons so they can leave them their estates tax-free, and when told by the interviewer that the law wouldn't allow it because that's incest, claimed that it would only be incest if it was a woman and her son. I’m surprised that a man who literally lives in a big pink castle* isn’t more in favor of gay rights *no for real, look it up
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Jedit posted:Which is even weirder, because it wasn't incest until they tried to dodge taxes. I don’t know if incest is illegal in Japan or not and I’m sure as hell not going to Google that
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mind the walrus posted:Y'all motherfuckers need a Dollar Store Is Daizo a dollar store in the States? Their price point changes in different countries. I remember in Thailand they’re a B100 ($3.30 or so) store.
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wayfinder posted:Does anyone know why it's a lot more common to write Her instead of the (I would assume) correct "She"? Is it one of those things that have been used wrong so often that they're now the new correct? Like saying "for you and I" or "I didn't used to"? As in “I would have the argument a thousand more times rather than lose she”? or what, I don’t know what you mean
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wayfinder posted:That's okay It is, yeah
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Cacafuego posted:Do you talk like this IRL? Does anyone talk the same way they post?
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Breetai posted:sling yoghurt Please don’t post your own fetishes itt
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