Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I'd rather have soap in my hole than hope in my soul.


Wait...

Beet Wagon posted:

Imagine finally realizing that the dragon you dedicated yourself to slaying over the last four years was actually just a windmill full of idiots yelling "I'm gay" at each other lol

dee eight posted:

i tell her she's a goon but she won't admit it

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Something Awful is like Dark Souls.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

So I greased up Mr Sunshine and

Who What Now posted:

hard counter posted:

big tiddy geth gf

sebmojo posted:

Solid deep cut name/post synergy

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

They should. No point in being half-assed.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Not with that attitude!

shy boy from chess club posted:

Hoping this is the DCD reference I think it is

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

a Gwyneth Paltrow

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Fa. The other cheek makes the Rt.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Is there a German word for going through a lot of effort to do something that didn't need to be done, only to gently caress it up after you've finished?

Diorama posted:

Zweiter Weltkrieg

System Metternich posted:

Tree Goat posted:

how can anybody look at that image without instantly wanting to become a cultural mohammad atta

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

anally ingesting aerosol cheese

Funky See Funky Do posted:

20 pages but you know what PYF gently caress you. It is not ok to judge people because they have birth defects over which they have no control. I would have assumed better from PYF but no apparently you people need to be taught how to behave like compassionate human beings.

It is not the fault of the child that their parents were related and frankly the royal houses of Europe were as ignorant of genetics as anyone else was at the time.

jesus WEP posted:

would you like some fries with that hapsburger?

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Ive been trying to fully understand this poo poo all day and I still dont quite get it. Is it possible to use actual things to represent this? Is it like if I borrowed a PS5 from a friend planning to sell it at a profit knowing that Sony is going to flood the market with PS5s in a few days. But then it turns out that yes sony is flooding the market but the new PS5 costs 5 times as much as the original and there will be no old cost ps5 available ever again. So I made some money but now I dont have nearly enough money to replace the PS5.

I'm trying to figure out why the value going up for some profit is good for short sellers but not going up a lot.

QuarkJets posted:

I'll put this in terms that goons can more easily grasp

Your friend grover is a hoarder with thousands of bags of cool ranch doritos stashed away in his weird house, behind a column of empty mountain dew cans holding up his leaking roof (he assures you that this is up to code, he's a certified engineer after all). One day you borrow 10 bags of cool ranch doritos from grover and sell them to various meth heads around town, making a bit of cash to help fund your crippling addiction to scented candles and goldbelly cookies. You kept doing this every day for 6 months; the 7-11 that the meth heads were buying from has to drop their price, so you drop yours, and eventually you're selling the doritos for like a quarter each. Bags of doritos are so cheap now that Grover considers whether it would be more economical to reshingle his roof with corn chips. You strongly recommend that he do this.

You don't repay Grover the bags of dorritos that you borrowed from him yet, but he says it's cool so long as you keep stroking his hog every Saturday to completion

Suddenly a bunch of diaperfurs on reddit are organizing a huge anime-themed lan party. One of them says aloud, to an empty room, "We'd better get some cool ranch doritos" and then gestures to a realdoll while saying "My fiance Rebecca-chan is telling me that doritos are essential to our foodplay." Then that furry notices that doritos are surprisingly cheap right now and points out to all of the other diaperfurs that you owe Grover like a million bags of dorritos by now, so it'd be really funny if they bought out all of the doritos within 50 miles and sold them back to you at a high markup. "gently caress that HugeGrossBurrito person" they all nod sagely in agreement. So they go around town to every store and vending machine, sometimes trying and failing to pay in bitcoin but eventually using cash to buy all of the doritos that you had made super cheap. Stores run out of doritos as soon as they stock them so they start hiking the price to $20 per bag

Grover sees this and is like "HGB, my dearest friend and closest confidant, your sagely wisdom was critical when I was designing my wonderful and undoubtedly structurally-sound home. You're the best. You even showed me how to shave down the I-beams beneath my bathtub so that I could sink it ever so slightly into the floor, so thank you for suggesting that I do that, what a cool and innovative idea. But the other day I was playing a long world of warcraft session and there was not a single bag of dorritos to be found anywhere in my house, I even looked behind the insulation holding up my stairs. I'm going to have to ask that you replenish my supply now"

You had already spent all of your proceeds on candles and expensive cookies, hoping that some day you'd be able to convince some idiot bulk retailer to trade you the near-worthless bags of doritos for a large number of dogecoins or something else of very little value. But again, instead the bags are $20 each now. So what Grover is asking for will actually cost you a lot of money. To cover this you have to sell all of your anime wall scrolls and your large number of shares in various goon projects. You are singlehandedly responsible for Zybourne Clock never getting produced and revolutionizing the video game industry.

After you finish giving Grover all of the doritos you owe him, he thanks you and sinks back into the naturally-forming bog in his basement. You notice that the furries are still buying doritos, claiming that it's the next bitcoin and "a store of value" that's heading "to the moon". They continue to claim that pumping the price is somehow going to screw you personally over. Some are breaking off from the main group and saying that cheetos will be the next big thing to replace doritos. Retailers that actually sell these products continue to make ridiculous amounts of money.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Before the bottom guy got braces, you see guys pull their teeth into ponytails, but they don't. That's what he did.

Straight White Shark posted:

In a discussion about Swedish friendly fire deaths:

Joan posted:

Thanks

quote:

if you kiss her lips when doing anal, you're basically using her as a straw to suck your own dick

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Fuckin’ Multi-Level Maoism over here, my brain just broke.

punishedkissinger posted:

Der Waffle Mous posted:

unfortunately its so loving muddy its going to be a track-marked but mostly unharmed nazi half-submerged in the muck.

SiKboy posted:

Anything that helps dispel the myth of the clean wehrmacht.