CobiWann posted:

amityville anus posted:

Dabir posted:

Somfin posted:

How do you keep growing

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Schrödinger's oval office

Pharnakes posted:

You forgot to mention that Persephone is also Zeus's daughter, and that Zeus, Hades and Demeter are all siblings. Although I suppose that could be taken as a given in Greek mythology.

CommissarMega posted:

Didn't Persephone and Hades end up the only happy coup0le among the Greek gods? Hell, she even got him to soften up when Orpheus came calling, and that couldn't have been easy.

DudeGoofyGuy posted:

No, it's from an FYAD thread about "kinky" sex: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729520&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

I'm interested in this bizarre thread though and would love a link or even just a quote so I can google to find it.

Darth123123 posted:

I'm a page in, tell me it's fake so I don't have to finish

Segmentation Fault posted:

RE: A ticket came in: ORGASM THE INTELLIGENCE INTO MY BRAIN THROUGH A BIOCHIP CONNECTED TO MY DICK

Dick Trauma posted:

Squizzle posted:

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror info their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, white, terrible...a...a...

[Hitler ragdoll-crashes through the spaceship window, his prone form tumbling to rest in his own pooling blood at Corsair's feet.]

It's an omen! I shall become a Hitler!

Alman posted:

code:

DAY 1 CONVECTIVE OUTLOOK
NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER EUROPA, JU
11:00 PM JST MON APR 25 2016

...THERE IS A HIGH RISK OF GREAT RED SPOT ACROSS PORTIONS OF JUPITER 
APPROXIMATELY 22 DEGREES SOUTH OF THE JOVIAN EQUATOR...

...SUMMARY
A SIGNIFICANT ATMOSPHERIC LOW WILL PROGRESS THROUGH PARTS OF JUPITER
22 DEGREES SOUTH OF THE JOVIAN EQUATOR AT 73 DEGREES LONGITUDE FOR THE
DURATION OF THE FORECAST PERIOD. TORNADOES...ALL DEADLY...WILL OCCUR...IN
ADDITION TO CATEGORICALLY NORMAL WINDS

...SYNOPSIS...
A DEEP AND SIGNIFICANT UPPER LEVEL LOW CURRENTLY EXTENDING 30,000 KM TO
LONGITUDINALLY AND 13,000 KM LATITUDINALLY WILL TRACK ACROSS THE FORECAST
AREA FROM EAST TO WEST. THIS LOW...COMBINED WITH ITS ASSOCIATED JET
STREAMS...WILL CONTINUE TO EJECT EAST TO WEST AT A CONSTANT SPEED. WHILE
SOME WEAKENING OF THE SYSTEM HAS BEEN OBSERVED IN THE PREVIOUS 10-15 
EARTH YEARS...SIGNIFICANT CONVECTIVE ACTIVITY IS EXPECTED CONTINUE THROUGH
THE FORECAST PERIOD AND BEYOND.


...GREAT RED SPOT...
THE THERMODYNAMIC ENVIRONMENT AHEAD OF THE GREAT RED SPOT WILL BE
CONDUCIVE TO CONTINUED CYCLOGENESIS. THE GREATEST ASSOCIATED THREAT WITH
THE STORM SYSTEM WILL BE SIGNIFICANT ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURES...CORROSIVE
GASSES...AND WINDS IN EXCESS OF 220-230 KT. NO ONE SHOULD PROBABLY gently caress 
WITH THIS BUT I DUNNO IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SCIENCE NO ONE WILL STOP YOU
PROBABLY

..ALMAN.. 04/25/2016

Otisburg posted:

The F-35 is like that scene in Robocop 2 where the first prototype pulls its own head off in horror and self-loathing, only instead of iterating on it with a better design they just keep re-attaching the head and booting it back up.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

There’s no earthly way of knowing
Where those patch cables are going
There’s no knowing where they're flowing
And the tangles keep on growing
Is it blinking? Is it glowing?
Is a network error showing?
The lag is still ongoing
So the danger must be growing....

Cabbit posted:

I should see if I can get my boyfriend to address me as Homo Supreme.

dogboy posted:

Ok thats quite surprising for me tbh (re: humidity) but I've never actually been there and was just assuming.

ephex posted:

What is the vagina?

Human Tornada posted:

Height is basically the tit size of men.

Platystemon posted:

I thought dick size was the tit size of men.

oldpainless posted:

6'2" crew checking in

pik_d posted:

Shame that's two measurements.

rndmnmbr posted:

"Put your dick in the vag, young Paul Atredes."

"What's in the vag?"

"Pain."

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

When he transforms Colossus' dick very slowly slithers up into his body with a sound like someone sucking jello through a crazy straw

quote:

Reality: a man falls through the Earth and into Parisian catacombs. Taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. Grasping the nearest by the shoulders he shakes it madly, yelling "My nigga, have u tried LSD?"

SocketWrench posted:

Just send a card "Congrats dude, good luck with the zika baby"

Otisburg posted:

*tugs collar* i asked my wife for a little head on our honeymoon and this is what she gives me.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

It's also called depression.

chitoryu12 posted:

Okay, is choking on hot dogs really a common thing once you leave preschool? I've never encountered this even as a kid.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If we think really hard about it we may be able to come up with a theory why these goons are getting overexcited when a big red meat tube is thrust into their face and causes them to lose control and immediately ram it down their throats

Mak0rz posted:

Doesn't Johnny Knoxville or Steve-O or someone have a permanent catheter or whatever because their urethra collapsed from so much dick trauma?

Dick Trauma posted:

This post...! it was made for me!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Hello goatse, my old friend
I seem to have clicked on you again
Because an anus somewhat distending
Left its horror, now I'm weeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
As I scream, only hearing the sound of silence

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Then this ivory anus beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be stretched and widened, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly red and gaping Goatse wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Goatse “Nevermore.”

Rough Lobster posted:

Also, no one knows why but the Olympic pools turned green and smell like egg farts, and dyed Lochte's platinum blonde hair green.