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Aphrodite posted:Yeah but that's only because they're usually on fire, have a high mortality rate, and have trouble starting up when there's wind. I forget who posted this posted:lmao everyone forgot how to build planes
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That was the guy who dropped some winners on the beginning of the F-35 thread. Joe something? Cited in the previous version of the thread. Nope, cock hero flux: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3627558&pagenumber=12&perpage=40#post428652825 My favorite from that thread: cock hero flux posted:lmao the US spent trillions developing stealth and the first time they started using F-117 stealth planes in combat they were defeated by yugoslavia Subjunctive has a new favorite as of 03:15 on Jan 8, 2016 |
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Subjunctive posted:That was the guy who dropped some winners on the beginning of the F-35 thread. Joe something? Cited in the previous version of the thread. Found another one Persona non grata posted:Flight Lieutenant Kip Touchdown wouldn't take a last look at the picture of his sweetheart that he kept taped to the inoperative cloaking machine console. The Somali hot air balloon had manoeuvred into a firing position and Dalmar's spear struck through the canopy into the back of Kip's skull. This ones a little try hard though. Effectronica posted:Captain Jack "Joe" Johnson III pissed himself and let out a stream of cusses as the terrain-following radar crashed just as he entered his attack run. The Congolese oxcart convoy was still 500 feet away through some of the most mildly rugged terrain on Earth. He yanked back and forth on the joystick like he was back in the dorms at Columbia, and managed to pull up before hitting a molehill. The AESA started playing elevator music, which informed him of hostiles. According to the board it was an enemy seagull armed with 2 Sidewinder missiles. Then he nearly hit a rosebush and there was no time to think. The convoy was upon him. He pulled the trigger and his canopy filled with the images from the TVG bombs. He started sobbing, and managed to cancel out and arm the bombs just as the enemy Cessna unloaded his revolver into the F-35's engine. Then he knew nothing. The bombs, meanwhile, proved to be duds. ryonguy has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Jan 8, 2016 |
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Context: Occulus RiftIndolent Bastard posted:more than 100 titles available by the end of 2016, including Minecraft Saint Freak posted:Ouya said this same thing once.
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:can't wait for newer more futuristic ways to janitor my rig
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mysterious frankie posted:You think the rift is good now but wait until the first time you're in a 3D porno, getting real close to a butthole, to check it out. Closer, closer, but wait the camera man didn't film as close to the butthole as you've gotten; "ERROR ERROR ERROR" comes thundering out of the glitching hole as your brain overloads and leaks out your ears onto the t shirt you got for free from Spiceworks. Sometime later when the emt pries the goggles from your head he gasps; where once were eyes now are two stinky puckered holes. Butt holes.
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Shifty Pony posted:Japan's pussy censorship has gone too far.
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The Iron Rose posted:Goons, what the gently caress do I do. I mean, obviously, but how the gently caress do I do that and still be able to sleep at night. gentle pete posted:I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day.
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gentle pete posted:Uh, whoops. I copypasted the wrong thing. Looks like I can't edit my post.... I meant to link this. http://www.heartspiritmind.com/relationships/codependency/ God bless E/N's no edit rule
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Magical.
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 03:31 |
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Holy poo poo this had me laughing harder than that time somebody kept accidentally posting his workout log in an abortion debate thread over and over.
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Moon Slayer posted:Holy poo poo this had me laughing harder than that time somebody kept accidentally posting his workout log in an abortion debate thread over and over. That was my favorite, anyone have the link to it?
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Moon Slayer posted:Holy poo poo this had me laughing harder than that time somebody kept accidentally posting his workout log in an abortion debate thread over and over. Yeah this sounds hilarious and I missed it. Someone please throw it up.
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SLAMMYsosa posted:back in November two of my (former) coworkers got in a brake cleaner fight, each dual wielding sure shots, just like standing still spraying a constant stream of brakleen at each other's dicks, and then one of them put down his empty sprayers, walked to his tool box, grabbed his camel lights, then produced a lighter from his pocket and flicked it once I guess to test it before he went outside to smoke and just from the spark he was immediately completely engulfed in flames and ran around screaming and flailing his arms while one dude sprayed him with a hose and some of us got him on the ground and tried to pat it out but he was on fire for at least a full minute before all of the brakleen cooked off of him
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i hope that wasn't chlorinated brake cleaner
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Dude set himself on fire to act out his rape fantasies. Respect.
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah this sounds hilarious and I missed it. Someone please throw it up. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543702&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post414408653 It's a kind of magic that only happens every now and then.
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Phlegmish posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543702&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post414408653 Yes! Thank you!
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Now this makes me think what other posts/threads on this forum have made me laugh that hard as well - Hulk Hogan meat shoes - the one crazy lady who claimed to have multiple personalities, one of them being a snarky rear end in a top hat called "Lucifer Gucifer" - what Phlegmish linked - the one guy who draw himself as a boy in a public toilet, but his drawing was so lovely nobody knew what was going on - Anime Hitler was pretty good as well
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Did he dab? https://youtu.be/_qKcd6IbC5c
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Phlegmish posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543702&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post414408653 Holy poo poo, that was a lot funnier that I expected. Thanks, I needed that laugh today.
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This reminds me of a post a long time ago about a dude who ended up breaking both his arms, but thought he couldn't move them because he did it when he fell and smashed his nuts into a bar on a tractor, and it just hurt THAT BAD. I haven't laughed that hard in a long damned time.
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LPs of super-grognardy WWII strategy games will derail for no reason into theoretical history. And because it's an LP, Something Awful gets new members. And then there's this. Belisarius6 posted:I was (and still am) a serious student of military history, with a special interest in the Eastern Front in WWII. There's lots of corroborating evidence supporting the German claim that their attack on the Soviet Union was a necessary preemptive strike. The best, most complete, argument defending this possibility, in my opinion, is presented in a very readable book titled "Icebreaker" by a Russian historian who calls himself 'Suvorov. You can download the PDF copy of the book at http://justice4germans.com/2012/11/11/who-started-world-war-ii-the-answer-is-not-as-simple-as-we-have-been-led-to-believe/ Goons react: Splode posted:let me be the first to say I saw "justice for germans dot come" and Not clicking that link team overhead smash posted:The article on their front page is titled: "The Real Holocaust Victims Were the Victims of British Firebombing in World War II" lenoon posted:I guess an occasional salutary reminder that the grog world is divided into two groups: Cythereal posted:They're called wehraboos, and can typically be summoned by raising the fact that the Panther and Tiger tanks were at best mixed bags and didn't impress Allied and Soviet forces that encountered them. After a quick redtexting: Belisarius6 posted:I'm stunned at the reaction I've received for my link to Suvorov's "Icebreaker". The only reason I used the "Justice4Germans" website was because my Google search showed it had the book available online. I never stated support for Nazism - in fact I immediately followed up my first comment with a statement that Hitler was going to attack the Soviet Union regardless of any provocation or threat. Yet forum participants are all over me for being a Nazi sympathizer. Someone changed my avatar, I'm assuming the moderator himself, to a cum covered Iron Cross. What the hell? This is why the U.S. is collapsing before our eyes - nobody's willing to make a serious effort at understanding any viewpoint that differs from their own - even when that viewpoint is, all in all, very much the same. I found it funny.
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People getting baffled/indignant over av changes is always funny as poo poo
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kelvron posted:LPs of super-grognardy WWII strategy games will derail for no reason into theoretical history. And because it's an LP, Something Awful gets new members. No serious WWII military enthusiast would consider Suvorov's arguments convincing. His books are deeply and specifically anti-Stalinist, by the way, not some nazi propaganda, so the site is probably incidental.
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I'm glad I don't read LP anymore
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Mel Mudkiper posted:You are an unfunny vanilla white noise posting waste of loving life and the sheer effort you put into being worthless is almost admirable if only because it would be easier to do something or anything worth reading even once in your entire time here you loving abyss
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Finally, someone who truly gets me
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Finally, someone who truly gets me How do you keep growing
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Volume posted:Context: Occulus Rift Redtube
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Somfin posted:How do you keep growing Prosthetics have come a long way
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Finally, someone who truly gets me Your name and av is great
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System Metternich posted:Now this makes me think what other posts/threads on this forum have made me laugh that hard as well Back story / archives link please this sounds hilarious
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Somfin posted:How do you keep growing Pituitary tumor?
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Trig Discipline posted:the way my family plays, we allow players to bundle their monopolies into tranches. we then auction pieces of those tranches to other players, who get a small chunk of money any time sone lands on one of those properties and has to pay rent. players can then combine their tranches with other bits of tranches they own into a new security that they then auction off to other players at will, paying some portion of their dividends downstream. now here's where it gets interesting: players can borrow against the value of their securities in order to build houses and hotels on theor property, so that they drive rents higher. they can then borrow against those houses and hotels in order to buy or improve other properties they own. other players can then buy insurance against those loans failing, so that they get a large chunk of that player's money when the player goes bankrupt. eventually the whole system gets so complicated that one person lands on free parking and therefore fails to pay anybody rent for a single turn, which causes a cascading series of failed payments and drives everybody bankrupt. but at the end of the game the bank gives everyone their money back, we euthanize the dog, and then we set fire to our Risk game board
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Does anyone have the post about an EMT responding to the death of a Korean War veteran? It was pretty unexpected and touching, and I'd like to read it again.
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That was loving amazing
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Brawnfire posted:Australians don't even sound like that anymore, now they mostly sound like a rectum full of jagged teeth yawning in morse code
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Microwaves Mom posted:A Jew Goldburn Machine
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cram me sideways posted:yes well it's all very good that YOU have a deep personal history with bowie, but what matters is MY deep personal history, which is in no meaningful way different or more interesting than yours, but i'm talking now and also i can get louder and uhm space oddity cram me sideways posted:you: i will miss you david!!!!! cram me sideways posted:*pushes deviantart engine out of the garage and pulls on ripcord. thousands of maudlin, boring tributes begin spewing out* I laughed.
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