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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Keeping this wonder full-sized for the new page.

Is this the legendary melted candle goon?

staff edit: this was inline :gonk:

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

14 INCH DEVITO posted:

Finally, someone who truly gets me

How do you keep growing

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Chantilly Say posted:

What's the name for the condition where you see hot jets everywhere you look?

Being a gay shark?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

wayfinder posted:

Wait, aren't you an atheist?

Shut up don't spoil the punchline

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Improbable Lobster posted:

I love Palpek and also shrimps

I feel like it wasn't quite done because we didn't get Bubba's speech with every way to prepare shrimp replaced.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

AlphaKretin posted:

Was it him who said it was unreasonable to expect anyone to play Mario without savestates?

I keep loving mixing up Bibs and Tiggum. How can you tell them apart? Is this a Tyler Durden situation?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

funmanguy posted:

I can't find it, but I remember bibs trying to explain to ropekid exactly why his game was bad. That conversation is the best intro to mr bibs I can think of.

That's what it was, Tiggum wants to experience 100% of every game's content in his first run, Bibs wants every challenge in every game to be beatable without having to pay attention or try or ever risk technically losing. Hence savestates for literally every game.

Oddly enough they both insist on playing games that are naturally set up to perfectly deny them what they want.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Alaois posted:

good thing there's absolutely nothing in between those two extremes or you'd look like a fuckin moron

Everest thread callout victim spotted

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Tiggum posted:

Is it? Why?

Holy hell, I agree with Tiggum on a thing.

Close overexamination of pop cultural products is loving fun, you twats. And it occasionally produces some very interesting scholarship. I had an ex who's masters thesis was on the horrifying nature of "ownership" in fandom culture, and she used Vocaloid as her primary reference point. That rabbit hole is bug-gently caress nuts.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Alaois posted:

raise your standards for what is considered fun

Look at this poopstain who's never gotten drunk and argued about why Andrew Ryan is is a less effective villain than Comstock

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Alaois posted:

it bothers me when these people come into threads i read and draw people into pages long arguments about how Zack Snyder is the greatest director since Orson Welles and if you disagree you're just some fuckin shallow nerd who can't appreciate deep readings of lovely boy's pulp movies

Good thing you managed to prevent that huh

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Hogge Wild posted:

well how do you make hot dogs then

Smothered in ketchup inside a folded-over piece of buttered white bread

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

I didn't think it was possible to look "like a dogfucker" but this picture proved me wrong.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

This ain't the meme thread, an XXX parody

Y'all know it's often harder in the woman.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

The Real Foogla posted:

- starring Bill Cosby, as himself

All 50 of them?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Snooze Cruise posted:

It's funny how someone describing something "monkey cheese" has turn more into an indicator for that person than what they are describing.

It's like someone mentioning a 'trope.'

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Shovel and hovel in either version of English rhyme, go ahead and listen from the link Sulla posted. I'm betting the same pedantic goofs that pick apart rhymes can't figure out if TP should be over or under and wear their underwear outside their pants.

I don't know a single accent of English where it's pronounced shaw-vel, which is what it would need to be in order to rime with hovel.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Bongo Bill posted:

Under narrow contexts, such as talking about computers, it can become common to the point of cliche to compare things to cars.

Under an extraordinarily broad range of contexts, though, someone will try to explain something using cars as a reference.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

drat actually laughing out loud from this one

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Creeps are notoriously quick to vocally and aggressively police others' creepiness.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

14 BAR RIFF posted:

Minor corrections, I live in Seattle, Sims lives in Florida and bought a truck in Montana with no motor and shipped it to Danno in Nebraska. I intended to be working along side, but car and life troubles caused me to show up on their last day basically but now I'm finishing the job and will deliver the payload on target in Orlando once some minor stuff finishes arriving.

And its less two identical threads as it is every Alpha must by definition have its landerigOmega

Quick question - how do you keep on killin' it with every name change?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Akett posted:

He's pretty much only responsible for the neutral route final boss.

Which is, by a mile, the strongest single moment in a game full of strong moments.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Tiggum posted:

Found it by googling "something awful hither thither and yon".

Jesus.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

purple death ray posted:

I would permaban everyone in this thread if I could

At this point I think we're all beyond repoach.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

UWBW posted:

how absurd that concept was

These forums are a fine example of how much damage even something like radium can do, dude. It's absurd, but people need to know that they need to stay the gently caress away from that poo poo.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
This is the best derail ever

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
The Music of Erich Zann is also very good and minimally racist.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

any music you have to be trained to appreciate sucks

And this right here is why video games are the worst art form in the world

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Nordick posted:

Now that you mention that, you could pretty much sell it as something from Stephen Fry in QI.

EDIT: Except Fry could probably make it actually funny.

An extremely erudite accent could definitely sell that last bit, yeah. More of a sensible chuckle joke than a guffaw.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Absurd Alhazred posted:

All this cheese talk is giving me sympathy farts.

More like absurd asshazard

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Roro posted:

In polite society we call it a divorce.

In polite society you don't sell your wife to the devil in exchange for your mom aunt.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Breetai posted:

I'm imagining the niggerstomper post in boots' voice and hmbol.

I want Triticum Guzzler via Bunnybread.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

I just wanna say this series of posts just made me laugh until I actually cried, it's beautiful and wonderful and I'm so glad it happened.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Man out of context that card looks like it's from a really lame game

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
I tried to play it once and I couldn't get into the combat system.

I did absolutely love the LP of it though so there's that.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Raskolnikov38 posted:

cspam is good and dnd is garbage trash for idiot hell fuckers

y'all should try apocalypse world

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

This was revelatory. Thank you.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

canyoneer posted:

Hang on, tiled countertops should be criminal offenses.

Thank you.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ugh. Heaven has been going to pieces ever since millennials started dying.

Add that to the list of things Millennials have killed.

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Neddy Seagoon posted:

They just told you; They've never eaten congee!

Man they're just letting anyone be a moderator these days

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