RP a 5 figgy FuckTard ITT

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in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

it's not really unpaid overtime because im a white collar exempt salary employee

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 02:44

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 12:57

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

all that really matters is that the job gets done

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 02:45

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

if you look at the total compensation, not just salary, it's actually pretty dang good

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 02:48

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

there are some worthwhile it job postings on craigslist

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 02:49

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

ive got multiple comptia certs

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 02:50

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Pumpy Dumper posted:

*goes to higher end restaurant*
"do you have bud light on tap?"

- my dad

sheesh

of course any fine higher end restaurant like red lobster or olive garden or bennigans will have bud light

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 17:56

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

my assets? * points at wall of dvds*

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 17:56

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

isis and sharia law are the greatest threat to america

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 00:24

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Beast of Bourbon posted:

assault style clothing, what's that, a hijab? a burka? that turban thing the terrorists wear?

utilikilt

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 05:53

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Cat Face Joe posted:

aw yeah casual Friday!

totally worth donating $5 to charity to participate

~or~

not going to participate because i dont want to donate $5

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 19:18

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Smythe posted:

DOTA is for fucktard nerds. League is a lot better plus it has annie

im a gamer

in a well actually fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Dec 4, 2015

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 00:45

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

dilbert''s just, so real, you know?

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 18:01

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

bacon

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 19:48

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

yard salad posted:

Wore my Harley Davidson zip up turtleneck to date night tonight. looking good

oh yeah, the [bloomin onion|endless breadsticks|cinnamon butter] is the bomb

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 04:40

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

does this bluray player support xvid

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 07:49

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

i have opinions about fast food

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 02:28

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

PokeJoe posted:

i can't tie a tie so i keep one pre tied in my closet and just slip it over my head when i bust it out once a year

look at mr fancy here. clip-on is fine.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 20:36

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

i really want a hoverround

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 07:44

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Dislike button posted:

thursdays the night me and the boys from my mma gym like to get buckets of bud light and 50 cent wings

50c wings? big spender

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 00:08

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

i use the hot hand towel at the fancy asian restaurant on my face

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 02:58

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

BONGHITZ posted:

I like my fire phone

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 04:22

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

I have a preferred flavor of monster

I have a preferred brand of energy drink

I drink energy drinks

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 02:17

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Cat Face Joe posted:

*at the strip club*

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 22:20

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Barnyard Protein posted:

i knew a girl in college who worked as a cocktail waitress at platinum plus a few nights a week. she claimed to pull in $500 a shift. dudes would buy her shots, the bartender would pour her a shot of water or tea, pocket the $12 or whatever it costed. pretty lol

pity about the $600/night coke habit though

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 22:21