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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Funktastic posted:


A friend linked me to this picture her RA shared on FB.
Look out Wonder Woman, he's stronger than heroine. :ohdear:

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

someone on my fb linked to this http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/11/types-of-misogynistic-men/ and i'm in disbelief this is not an Onion article

#1 Manteruptors (Men who interrupt people in meetings are IMMEDIATELY MISOGYNISTS)
1) being attracted to an LGBT woman is oppressive
2) not being attracted to a fat woman is oppressive

what if there's a fat LGBT woman? WHAT DO I DO?!

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Let's talk about instead this bakery that dared to create some unique pastry and somehow became a social media nightmare factory due to the current self-entitlement culture

http://says.com/my/news/much-ado-about-salted-egg-yolk-croissant-at-le-bread-days-ss2
I used to work 2 mins down the road from that place, and I went there all the time. The staff are so lovely. They're all fairly young and inexperienced with the exception of the owner, and I get the feeling they're just not used to handling that many people: I was almost always the only person in there, and now it looks packed.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
This just popped up in my feed

http://livelovefruit.com/green-flax-smoothie-removes-33-pounds-of-toxic-waste-in-colon/

I love how these people all use the word "toxic" like that. It makes detecting hippie woo so much easier.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Comments sections are fair game, aren't they?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
The kicker is that it's not even a Gandhi quote. It's from a speech by a trade unionist in the 1910s. The closest Gandhi ever got was:

quote:

[...] the movement is likely to grow with ridicule as it is certain to flourish on repression. No vital movement can be killed except by the impatience, ignorance or laziness of its authors. A movement cannot be 'insane' that is conducted by men of action as I claim the members of the Non-co-operation Committee are. … Ridicule is like repression. Both give place to respect when they fail to produce the intended effect. … It will be admitted that non-co-operation has passed the stage [of] ridicule. Whether it will now be met by repression or respect remains to be seen. … But the testing time has now arrived. In a civilized country when ridicule fails to kill a movement it begins to command respect.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
on the lighter side, have some vegans who don't understand how the food chain works



Imagine all the tigers, just chilling with the zebras and uh ... singing happy songs? That's what animals must do when people aren't around.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Some loser from my high school got cheated on by his girlfriend recently, and has been chronically oversharing details of the breakup. I've mostly been ignoring it, but he just posted this



He's a huge bullshitter so he might just be lying, but he's also totally dumb enough to post "lol I committed a crime" on facebook.

EDIT: oh wait, there's more.



Green is the original owner of the dog tags, orange is the ex-girlfriend.

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010


Jpeg artifacts, bad watermarks, poorly-used memes AND passive aggression? It's like somebody's trying to hit their bad facebooking quota.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Peter Dinklage what are you doing stop

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Breaking: goons get joke, get weirdly smug about it

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Youtube comments are fair game, right? This is a reply to "New Zealand are bad at soccer lol".

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
The Wahine that he refers to is a famous New Zealand ship sinking, so uh ... that's one point of coherency sorta?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Okay, I think I've got half of it figured out.

The full interaction

quote:

New Zealand got knocked out of the groups stages of the first round of the Cup in SA. We drew all of our matches.

Later, we released a DVD called "UNDEFEATED: THE ALL WHITES' STORY"

quote:

your not suggesting the titanic are you? the titanic was a tragedy because they lost why wood new Zealand use the word undefeated when you get knock up and out and around and up and down next you'll find something positive about the wahine sorry I apologise for the xenophobia I'm Swedish bi cough I came from a family mummy was called ricky and daddy was called ben. my name is Elton beaver sanfran
which I THINK means

quote:

Let's talk about the Titantic. The Titanic was a tragedy because they lost - why would New Zealand use the word "undefeated" when they did poorly? Next time, you'll find something positive about the Wahine sinking.
Which makes some sense. Not much, but more than I thought it did. I still have no idea what to make of the second half.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Leavemywife posted:

There is no loving way that's real and meant in any sort of seriousness.
Counterpoint: gamers.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
So, I have a pretty uncommon surname, and random people who share my name sometimes add me on facebook. One of them is a Scottish biker in his 50s who mostly shares memes about how English politicians are a bunch of cunts, but recently he's started liking a bunch of porn and latex fetish pics. I have no idea whether he doesn't know whether everybody can see them, or whether he simply doesn't give a gently caress.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I like your posts
His posts are bad.

Anime is good.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Tarantula posted:

I can't even tell anymore with stuff like this if it's satire or not, I found it on the Battlefield 1 forums.

There is no way at all that an American soldier would be carrying a luger. It's not like they're probably the most famous war trophy in the history or anything.

Also: titantic zeppelins used effectively in the first world war? Yeah whatever. A WOMAN? drat SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
When you're getting mugged, a rifle is an excellent weapon. It's portable, quick to draw/holster, and very easy to aim at close quarters.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
No discussion of angry Buzz Aldrin is complete without "I WALKED ON YOUR FACE!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcWweblGjnU

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010


On one hand they're nazi war criminals, but on the other hand they're old.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:



On one hand they're nazi war criminals, but on the other hand they're old.
The saga continues.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Ok Fella posted:

drat are all those people responding goons? I've never seen literally used that much outside of these forums.
/Pol/ alt-right guys, I think. I only know the OP, but everything he posts ends up crawling with those dudes.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Googling "salmon male" gets fuckall, but I am so curious.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Guys, this guy has got it all figured out. He's cracked the Gay Agenda. Protocol Zion is in effect; please locate your assigned leatherdaddy and prepare for your mandatory sex change.

quote:

Below we see one FTM, Ms Ronald Reagan, her male "wife" Nancy, and her FELLOW FTM POPE JOHN PAUL II, yes it's only now I am cottoning on that ALL the Elite's agents HAVE to be gender reversed, as they all serve Baphomet the hermaphrodite demon, look at Ms John Paul's OVAL FEMALE JAW and female back curve

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010


JILL STEIN IS LIKE A COOL MOM SHE SHARES DANK MEMES MY FRIENDS

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Attitude Indicator posted:

what kind of weird life situation do you have when you have to buy bad dlc?
You haven't heard of the wonders of a "Season Pass", have you?

PAY THE GAME'S PRICE AGAIN UPFRONT WHEN IT RELEASES, AND YOU'LL SAVE $5 TOTAL ASSUMING YOU WERE GOING TO PURCHASE EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF DLC.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Cumslut1895 posted:

Hillary Clinton is a corpse being weekend-at-bernie'sed through an election
I knew Sanders was up to something.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Ularg posted:



This was on a video about Brexit.
I think he's just mad that Daeny prefers Dothraki.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Probably not quite a fit for the thread, but it is exceptionally terrible and close enough. NaNoWriMo has begun, and terrifying people all over the internet are working on their opus:

quote:

This would probably be a short story for a compilation of sorts, not a full novel, but I just thought of a society that "milks" a horse-like beast(s) as a food source. The lead girl would be fed the milk throughout her life, eventually finding the beast herself, and, in peril, finding herself "splashed" right from the source (so she would recognize the taste). She would later free the beast (after having to endure the beast's hardships, of course), allowing everyone free access to the horse milk, right from the source (lol).

I don't read erotica novels so I bet there are some dragons or Cyclops or whatever stories out there like this

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Plom Bar posted:

Why the gently caress do I keep coming across milk fetish poo poo lately
That's not milk, brother.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

credburn posted:

It's amazing how many of his videos are recorded just as he's putting on his jacket or just as he's signing off on something or just as he's taking a break from something. I've never seen so much rehearsed spontaneity.
I'm catching up on like a 1000 reply backlog and I'm gonna back this whole thread up like 20 pages, but jesus christ goons. There's a whole bunch of people back there making fun of IDIOTS who don't understand the Onion is satire, then immediately and totally failing to realise that Johnathan Pie is a comedian. Hmm yes, this well-known scripted comedy tv show looks scripted. Well done to those goons and their powers of observation who were throwing sick burns at the British version of a Colbert bit.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Gross Dude posted:

Dude, when you get to page 83, I want to hear all about it.
Will do. I can't wait for all the post-election meltdowns when Trump loses. Don't spoil it for me, okay?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Tardcore posted:

Certainly the hot dog and the sandwich have a common ancestor but their inability to cross breed suggests that hot dogs and sandwiches are separate species.
bloody seppos don't even got Bunnings snags

fuckin strayya got that poo poo down, cuz. Fuckin nice, aye?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Besesoth posted:

Get a real language. :911:
lookit this cheeky oval office, aye? Yeah nah mate, yeah nah.

kirbysuperstar posted:

Get a sanga up ya mate
what a good oval office

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

LordSaturn posted:

I know this is a bit late but I can't let people not remember who Luzarius is:


If you've wondered what's been up with him between then and now, it's mostly "he got a Twitch account" and "his crippling inability to mend his rotten worldview have caused him to slide into the tarpit sauna of the alt-right"
Can we just go back a minute and discuss how women with undercuts RUINS IMMERSION but this

as regular casual clothing didn't even raise his fuckin eyebrow. Orlesian clothes are straightup ridiculous but this guy's horseblinders are so big that he thinks the undercuts are the weirdest thing about it.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Cumslut1895 posted:

As a Kiwi, I've slept in my car pretty frequently this year, it's a pretty amazing way to extend your travel distance. I hope we don't go full retard on the whole " freedom camper issue "
I just want to visit my parents without paying a motel fee
Did you seriously just compare freedom camping to homelessness.

Maybe I am being captain obvious but wealthy tourists sleeping in public parks and pissing in rivers because they want an authentic experience is not the same as being homeless. I'm trying to wrap my head around exactly what point you're trying to make here.

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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

The Relentless posted:

Just curious if you know anything about....the wonderfully named Cumslut1895.
Yeah. He's an idiot who says stupid things then spins around and tries to pull the ironic puppetmaster defence. He's a plague on the NZ thread and we're long-past thinking that he's in on the joke.

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