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Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

At this point, lottery of Babylon feels like an important part of this thread and losing him/her would be a terrible blow. :nallears:

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 00:47

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:22

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Bugsy posted:

Public page, and .

There's one way to discourage radical Islam. :v:

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 23:54

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

subpar anachronism posted:

American living in Canada. My father posted this bullshit.

What I learned from this video:
Some clinics are closed on Sunday. They only try one.

When you come into the ER with a fake wrist sprain, you are not taken very seriously in relation to people who are actually in need of care, having heart attacks and stuff. What kind of person believes that it's first come first serve in an ER, or that even if their wrist was sprained that it isn't just best to wait for the clinic to open on Monday?

When you can't get a random blood test they let themselves be referred to a private (expensive) clinic. Because Canada's not interested in wasting tax dollars on fakers. They guys from the video act like this is their only, only option. gently caress these guys.

So, in conclusion: as warped a view as I expected.

Part of that's almost lifted directly from a Steve Chowder tweet.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 03:25

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Wanamingo posted:

Excuse me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo

This is how you say it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl_sRb0uQ7A

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 19:39

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Baofu posted:

It's me. I was the IoSM.

Frank Senbeans is my cousin (who I have posted before on the last thread) and I'm Mary Christmas. This is his latest post. Yes, he is a Trump supporter, why do you ask?

I'm sorry your cousin is a fascist.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 05:24

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

paradoxGentleman posted:

Ok question: is there any truth to the "nerds used to get picked on before nerd stuff got cool" narrative? I've seen it brought up in a couple of places, but I have never experienced it so I am not sure.

I feel like the nerd prosecution complex owes something to the movie "Revenge of the nerds". That's probably bullshit though,

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 22:18

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Silence is consent sounds like a direct warhammer 40k quote. :stare:

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 01:40

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Laverna posted:

Can we all just be Idris Elba?

No, the entire universe would be destroyed if there was more then one Idris Elba.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 01:13

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

cash crab posted:

I am loathe to divert from the derail, because I actually thought it was a good read, but:

The maker of this image got the labels reversed, and even then its only easy mode you're white.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 05:51

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Crazy Islamic theories are almost refreshing after the wall of crazy Christian theories. :allears:

# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 22:13

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

CobiWann posted:

I thought the original version of this was with spark plugs and not screwdriver tips?

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 16:23

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

RabbitWizard posted:

I'm unemployed and live in Germany. Let's say I immigrate to the US and don't work, I guess (derived from filling levels of fridge pictures) I will get 300-400k a year?

Decent

but I'm fairly sure being unemployed in Germany is a order of magnitude less hellish then being unemployed in the US.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 21:00

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Who What Now posted:

Chefs are well known for almost never being men.

Men are chiefs, women cook, its not hard man. :smug:

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 19:06

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

SpacePig posted:

I'm not too far off the "throw meat in a fire" style I mentioned, because I just basically season some chicken and throw it on an oiled pan, and then I know how to prepare rice, pasta, and vegetables. But it's not because of some manly-man thing, it's because I do all my cooking for one, and am sort of broke.

The most elaborate dish I can personally make is a quasi chicken and broccoli stir-fry. I'm certain that most real chiefs would cry if they had to watch me prepare the sauce.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 19:57

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Dan is like the most ice cold social media person

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 08:06

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

DemeaninDemon posted:

Reagan's dead though?

Not as long as Nancy's still channeling the dead.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 19:09

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Somebody's never had the concepts of positive and negative liberty explained to them.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 21:36

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 17:49

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Biplane posted:

There are so many idiots and racists coming out og the woodwork in Norway these days due to the current "refugee crisis" it is seriously bumming me out. It's honestly making me so depressed I wish I could just start getting high all the time again and not care, but I have wife and kid now and I gotta think about the man my son is going to become and the completely hosed up world he's growing up in and it's so loving sad.

Prominent Norwegian politicians posting rants on facebook about how we should downgrade accomodations for solitary underage refugees so these poor, traumatised and often brutalized children will learn that this is a white mans christian nation god damnit we don't want no dirty immigrant MUSLIMS taking our oil money.

Welcome to the United States for at least... three decades. :fsmug:

I had to resist the urge to cackle evilly while I typed that.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 23:40

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Deceitful Penguin posted:

I can't believe you fuckers are turning into Denmark. What the hell happened to being able to shame people away from things by calling them Dane-like? I guess that's what you get for voting in the loving liberals and their clown-posse.

I'm guessing that word has a much different meaning in a European context.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 02:50

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/MrAWFULsuits/status/698628959517413376
https://twitter.com/DooleyJordan/status/698639074672836609
https://twitter.com/00_anabel/status/698640159961698304
https://twitter.com/ttocsnesor/status/698636262777974784
https://twitter.com/97Salisbury/status/698634130720976897
https://twitter.com/aintroketscienc/status/698633499104903168
https://twitter.com/ProNaif/status/698631168275513344
https://twitter.com/RealTrillBill/status/698629397285314561

Presented by the IoSM thread, the next steel beams in dumb conspiracy theories.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 00:07

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

TinTower posted:

I love the Sonic the Hedgehog's PR department's Social Media game

Sweet merciful Christ. :sbahj:

# ¿ Feb 15, 2016 00:20

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

paradoxGentleman posted:

"She sluts out in front of your nose with ultra skintight leggins showing two kilograms and an half of pussy"

"If you look at her she calls you a disgusting maniac and a pervert."

e: you don't write kilograms that way in Italian, btw

Bigots and poor language skills seem to be universal. :shrug:

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 22:11

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:22

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Somfin posted:

For future reference, this smiley now exists:

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 19:42

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